Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

My boobs are 100% natural. I promise


Nope!


Last night I suggested the slogan, “Boobs for world peace!” to Muse.

Sports aren’t my thing, but I’m kind of looking forward to the next game I get dragged to and trying that as a chant


He grew up to be disturbingly hot.


I think significant credit has to go to buttholes and @Indiesoul as well. They were the drug that pacified the mob to allow for truces

I've been contacted by Sloane-Kettering and they've asked me to escort your boobs for testing to see if they can also cure disease. I'll need to do a thorough inspection before we arrive.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You are not helping!!

We promise to not be gentle.

 

[ihflrm]

These are awesome!

 

[Bry1313]

I did!!





We are going there tomorrow!!!

The scenery is gorgeous

 

[Bry1313]

There's a shock. Can we get an independent judge please?

I can be impartial. Im well out of the running here.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I did!!





We are going there tomorrow!!!

Jeez MNC.... I'm going to need a shower.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh hey, it’s lunchtime on Taco Tuesday, can I interest my new bestie to enjoy some carnitas? Enjoy @OrdinaryPerson

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I'm not sure this isn't worse than them squabbling.

 

[gga]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

Paraphrasing, but "Are you okay?" worked for me.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I clearly won. I mean... I'm me, she's her. A "hi" is all she needs!

 

[crazychemgirl]

30 minute warning!

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm not sure this isn't worse than them squabbling.

I was holding myself back from saying something....i hated the war but this...this... it's worse.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yay, you joined this thread!

Be prepared to be asked about your butthole

She's Scandinavian. It's how they great each other in summer in Copenhagen.

I’m sad I only caught one!


That is beautiful, but believe it or not, Cat already owns a fairy cottage in the woods. It legitimately looks like something straight out of a storybook

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

They're still around on Chaos

Thanks

 

[Mr_bogey]

Jeez MNC.... I'm going to need a shower.

Again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Again?

I think Pecker takes a lot of showers

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was holding myself back from saying something....i hated the war but this...this it's worse.

Ikr!! Makes me sick!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hi. I'm old and I'd like one more sexual experience before I die. Would you sleep with me?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Again?

It's there or in the Rollys Royce.

I think Pecker takes a lot of showers

I have to with all you gorgeous pervs

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not sure this isn't worse than them squabbling.

Throughout history, there are those who seek and profit from war over peace. Look at the sad endings of Sadat and Rabin and countless others. While disappointed to see opposition to peace coming from our ranks, im not surprised in the direction it came from. Potshots like the above will not dissuade me from my chosen course of action. I want to thank all those who support the peace process, most especially @LadyLascivious1 for her efforts and contributions to the process.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Throughout history, there are those who seek and profit from war over peace. Look at the sad endings of Sadat and Rabin and countless others. While disappointed to see opposition to peace coming from our ranks, im not surprised in the direction it came from. Potshots like the above will not dissuade me from my chosen course of action. I want to thank all those who support the peace process, most especially @LadyLascivious1 for her efforts and contributions to the process.

How late did you stay up last night working on that? I greatly admire your patience in waiting this long to deploy it.

 

[Bry1313]

How late did you stay up last night working on that? I greatly admire your patience in waiting this long to deploy it.

When one speaks from the heart a post like that can be written in 60 seconds.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I thought about this:
Do you like whipped cream?
How about a threesome?

 

[crazychemgirl]

15 minute warning

 

[hotcpu]

I posted so many links yesterday that I'm embarrassed

You have nothing to be embarrassed about ...

 

[base10]

I thought about this:
Do you like whipped cream?
How about a threesome?

Fun fact, they actually used shaving cream to film this. The whipped cream didn't work