Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Ok how high are you?

You do realize some of us are just completely awesome sober, right? Though I am pretty amusing drunk, as @MedicalMuse found out the other day when she was the recipient of my drunk messaging.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You do realize some of us are just completely awesome sober, right?

Do you know things when youre sober?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oooooh …. Favourite word everyone?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can we put a vote to change it to West Coast Butthole. That why I can make "butthole status?" a thing

Not that I have any beef with you OP unless I'm eating beef and sharing a pic of it with you. Which reminds me I think I have a pic of my wagyu beef stick I had that weekend

Also..
wondering...
West coast butthole... means what for status?
Relaxed, smells like sea breeze, and will be up late?

 

[Bbl87]

Do you know things when youre sober?

I do. Many things. But as I edited in my post you quoted, I recently was told I'm quite amusing drunk. I decided to sample most of my bourbon. Samples added up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oooooh …. Favourite word everyone?

Food

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also..
wondering...
West coast butthole... means what for status?
Relaxes, smells like sea breeze, and will be up late?

If buttholes smelled like a nice sea breeze … I’m not sure if they would be more popular or less popular

 

[stressedsubject]

You know were to send your beef...

I do

@OrdinaryPerson is waiting for beef … a nice big piece … dripping … delicious

Me sending food and not using this perfectly good innuendo to send dick pics and you wonder how I'm not getting the ladies @OrdinaryPerson

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I do. Many things. But as I edited in my post you quoted, I recently was told I'm quite amusing drunk. I decided to sample most of my bourbon. Samples added up.

Right now? Or previously?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Worsershire?

Worcestershire?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I do

Me sending food and not using this perfectly good innuendo to send dick pics and you wonder how I'm not getting the ladies @OrdinaryPerson

I get it. This is why i dont get dick

 

[crazychemgirl]

ok pervs of shenanigans…

Ala what would you do for a Klondike bar…

What would you do for some lit cock and/or pussy??

 

[Bbl87]

Right now? Or previously?

A couple days ago. I was in rare form. I gotsta work tomorrow, so no sauce tonight.

 

[default24]

If buttholes smelled like a nice sea breeze … I’m not sure if they would be more popular or less popular

More. Popular.

 

[Bbl87]

I get it. This is why i dont get dick

Ooooooor, because you don't ask for it. IJS

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You do realize some of us are just completely awesome sober, right? Though I am pretty amusing drunk, as @MedicalMuse found out the other day when she was the recipient of my drunk messaging.

Were there drunk dick pics involved? Dish the dirt.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

More. Popular.

What would make buttholes less popular?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I do. Many things. But as I edited in my post you quoted, I recently was told I'm quite amusing drunk. I decided to sample most of my bourbon. Samples added up.

Like hand crafting a top hat for your penis amusing?

 

[default24]

ok pervs of shenanigans…

Ala what would you do for a Klondike bar…

What would you do for some lit cock and/or pussy??

I feel like there's some variables at play here. depends on the lit cock/pussy, depends on my mood/drink/boredom level, depends on how much time I have before bed. But mainly I'm an open book, I've done a lot of things (some regrettable) to get nudes/DMs

 

[default24]

What would make buttholes less popular?

A direct resemblance to a wizard's sleeve

 

[Bbl87]

Were there drunk dick pics involved? Dish the dirt.

No dick pics that night. I was just really being a wiseass.

 

[Bbl87]

Like hand crafting a top hat for your penis amusing?

Now that you mention it, that's an amazing idea...

 

[crazychemgirl]

*bogeys dick doing a lightsaber move over her head

Sidenote: I tried to make a voca of light saber noises and ended up sounding so much like a cat that my dog ended up giving me a strange look

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But mainly I'm an open book, I've done a lot of things (some regrettable) to get nudes/DMs

Sorry I'm nosy, what were the regrettable things?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry I'm nosy, what were the regrettable things?

Yeah he kind of left Is hanging there