Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just because of a conversation had a few days ago, you lovely pervs have inspired me to get a Brazilian wax. Next week. I’m mildly alarmed about it all. Any advice on prep? I’ve already been told to take pain reliever prior to the appointment.

I may be a weirdo but I dont think they hurt that much. You'll be okay. And be prepared to lift up your legs or get on all fours to get the butt area

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My ultimate weakness. Bogart Dimples.

Humphrey?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Ok … do you think it’s easier for women to get laid than men?

The knee-jerk reaction is to say women. But, honestly, I don't necessarily think this is a gender issue so much as a personality one that determines the difficulty. The reason incels don't get sex is because they are generally trash people who think they're good guys.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I may be a weirdo but I dont think they hurt that much. You'll be okay. And be prepared to lift up your legs or get on all fours to get the butt area

Exactly

 

[Dubinsky]

You will be fine. It hurts and then you're done.

Like a band-aid!

 

[Photog1rl]

Like a band-aid!

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And then you are all nice and smooth. It's a win win.

 

[Dubinsky]

...be prepared to lift up your legs or get on all fours to get the butt area

...we still talking about waxing?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Lol really? Maybe the first time but it’s nothing

Uh uh. Never ever ever. Not gonna happen, baby.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok … do you think it’s easier for women to get laid than men?

Yes if someone had a gun to a person's head and said they would die unless they found someone willing to have sex with them. I think a woman would have a much easier time accomplishing the task.

But I think women have less people they actually want to have sex with so in the end women don't really get laid any easier. Because standards.

 

[Photog1rl]

...we still talking about waxing?

Yes she is. If you want to be hair free.

 

[Photog1rl]

Uh uh. Never ever ever. Not gonna happen, baby.

You of all people would appreciate a nice Brazilian wax.

 

[SixShooter14]

... The reason incels don't get sex is because they are generally trash people who think they're good guys.

Well shit...

 

[Dubinsky]

Yes she is. If you want to be hair free.

It's not about what I want. Her body, her choice.

In the abstract, of course; I'm not saying she and I are doing the horizontal waltz or nuthin'.

ETA: I misread! I thought you said if I want her to be hair-free!

My mistake. I almost never make those.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I do too!!

We’re dimple buddies

Me too!

Nothing can prepare you for this horrific pain.

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Lol really? Maybe the first time but it’s nothing

I never thought it was particularly painful. Take pain reliever and don’t go when you have your period.

And then absolutely die from pleasure the first time you get licked afterward

 

[Bry1313]

Ok … do you think it’s easier for women to get laid than men?

If we were to have zero standards, yeah I think women have it easier because I think there are more men who will sleep with anyone without caring who there are.

Once standards come into play, I think it’s similar difficulty.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You of all people would appreciate a nice Brazilian wax.

Why me of all people?! I'm a baby... and babies don't like pain!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lol really? Maybe the first time but it’s nothing

You will be fine. It hurts and then you're done.

I may be a weirdo but I dont think they hurt that much. You'll be okay. And be prepared to lift up your legs or get on all fours to get the butt area

I’ve only had it done once, but it was awful and way worse than I imagined. I’m usually not really sensitive like that. Now I’m wondering what’s wrong with me.

 

[Photog1rl]

It's not about what I want. Her body, her choice.

In the abstract, of course; I'm not saying she and I are doing the horizontal waltz or nuthin'.

Oh the “you” was the person being waxed. Any other you doesn't really matter, honestly.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I do too!!

We’re dimple buddies

Imagine how much fun the 3 of us could have. OP could play with our dimples, you could play with OP's boobs and I'd get to see 2 buttholes.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Ok … do you think it’s easier for women to get laid than men?

Why do I feel like the odd one out for saying no.
I knew I was weird

In my experience, with my friend groups etc it's the men who never had an issue getting laid. I get rejected all the time. It's not like Lit where I just have to exist as a woman to have thirsty guys try to hit me up. That has never happened irl

 

[Bry1313]

And then absolutely die from pleasure the first time you get licked afterward

@MedicalMuse me

 

[Photog1rl]

Why me of all people?! I'm a baby... and babies don't like pain!

Because you are beautiful, pink, smooth and contained and you’d appreciate not having as much upkeep.

 

[Bbl87]

Yes if someone had a gun to a person's head and said they would die unless they found someone willing to have sex with them. I think a woman would have a much easier time accomplishing the task.

But I think women have less people they actually want to have sex with so in the end women don't really get laid any easier. Because standards.

Fair and accurate summary. Though even as a guy, I have standards thank you.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I’ve only had it done once, but it was awful and way worse than I imagined. I’m usually not really sensitive like that. Now I’m wondering what’s wrong with me.

Might depend on what kind of waxing you had done. Hot, cold, sugaring
Your esthetician may have sucked too

 

[Dubinsky]

Oh the “you” was the person being waxed. Any other you doesn't really matter, honestly.

No, I know, I corrected myself up above. My mistake.