Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

So if we workshop this, I think we can help CCG pop her work cherry. She likes boobs and the bigger the better.

 

[Dubinsky]

Bless me for I have sinned: Sometimes I do the front gardening without panties in short shorts/ skirts because my neighbor across the street likes to stare at me when I’m outside. And I get a particular kick out of bending over then waving at him when I go back inside

Now by “front gardening,” you mean actual weeding and stuff? Or is this a grooming euphemism I’m not familiar with?

Either way, you’re doing a public service.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I know a way

 

[MrsPassion]

This isn’t a sin my dear … this is a fucking public service

It’s this kind of positive reinforcement that has my “acceptable public behavior” radar all skewed

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now by “front gardening,” you mean actual weeding and stuff? Or is this a grooming euphemism I’m not familiar with?

Either way, you’re doing a public service.

That’s exactly what I said

 

[Bbl87]

Understand. The ride is the ride. Fastpass gets you to the front of the line so you don't have to wait.

Fair point.

 

[MrsPassion]

Now by “front gardening,” you mean actual weeding and stuff? Or is this a grooming euphemism I’m not familiar with?

Either way, you’re doing a public service.

A very real and large garden bed in the front of my house! I won the neighborhood curb appeal contest last year! and thank you!

 

[Dubinsky]

That’s exactly what I said

Twinsies.

I was typing.

 

[Lmizzler]

A very real and large garden bed in the front of my house! I won’t the neighborhood curb appeal contest last year! and thank you!

Ok, now I need a picture!


Of the flower bed you pervs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, now I need a picture!


Of the flower bed you pervs.

Her lady garden?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Bless me for I have sinned: Sometimes I do the front gardening without panties in short shorts/ skirts because my neighbor across the street likes to stare at me when I’m outside. And I get a particular kick out of bending over then waving at him when I go back inside

You're my actual hero

 

[Lmizzler]

Her lady garden?

I can only put the words out there. I can't interpret them too.

 

[LupineOne]

What’s the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery?

Second thing? Family and friends medical expenses would be taken care of in perpetuity. Too many medical charge amounts billed are complete bullshit, and they’d be reduced to what they should be and then paid.

 

[Mr_bogey]

CCG already said she was horny. We are missing an opportunity at public service. If you can't give 2 boobs, consider giving 1. Too much? Can you spare some cleavage. Come on people, this is for a good cause.

 

[stressedsubject]

Bless me for I have sinned: Sometimes I do the front gardening without panties in short shorts/ skirts because my neighbor across the street likes to stare at me when I’m outside. And I get a particular kick out of bending over then waving at him when I go back inside

Hi Ms. Parker MrsPassion

I have your ticket right here

I'm going to the happiest place on earth and it's not Disneyland.
Where's the line for Getting a grip from b......AFAF

 

[MrsPassion]

You're my actual hero

do I get a cape? and intro music?!

 

[MrsPassion]

Hi Ms. Parker MrsPassion

This is the best compliment

 

[Bry1313]

do I get a cape? and intro music?!

I just assumed you already had both.

 

[MrsPassion]

I just assumed you already had both.

Only cape I have is from my “Captain Save-A- Haux” Halloween costume I need one with glitter

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

I had to limit it. Too many weirdos.

You can limit it? Learn something new every day. I feel honored you let me in...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So what are the Lit friendship levels?
- acid eye wash friends
- food friends
- thread flirt friends
- naked friends
- bail you out of jail friends
- ebone friends
- meet in real life friends

 

[stressedsubject]

This is the best compliment

You basically described the scene how could I not think of this straight away. Hi MrsPassion!

 

[Bry1313]

You can limit it? Learn something new every day. I feel honored you let me in...

I’m just a boy, standing in front of @MedicalMuse ’s box, asking it to love me. (Or at least open)

 

[Bry1313]

So what are the Lit friendship levels?
- acid eye wash friends
- food friends
- thread flirt friends
- naked friends
- bail you out of jail friends
- ebone friends
- meet in real life friends

Hmmmm, ive got the first two bullets covered.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

I’m just a boy, standing in front of @MedicalMuse ’s box, asking it to love me. (Or at least open)

I don't blame her though...there's only so much crazy one can handle from time to time lol