Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

I think that's cause you already owe me.

Working on it. I sent you an IOU; it's not my fault your imagination apparently wasn't up to it.

 

[Bbl87]

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen you say on Lit. And I remember thinking who is this creep that PM'd me like Hannibal Lector.

I'm kind of jealous that I didn't get that reaction. Win some, lose some I guess.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me trying to bend over and put my nipple in my pocket

 

[Photog1rl]

I appreciate you asking. You are a true friend.

I've got your back...hmm I think your front would be more fun instead.

 

[base10]

No me trying to bend over and put my nipple in my pocket

Flexibility makes life more fun

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've got your back...hmm I think your front would be more fun instead.

He’s into buttholes PG … just fyi

 

[SixShooter14]

No me trying to bend over and put my nipple in my pocket

You gotta take your pants off ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

You gotta take your pants off ...

Ok .. that’s POTD so far

 

[Photog1rl]

Working on it. I sent you an IOU; it's not my fault your imagination apparently wasn't up to it.

Ummmmm
You're two or three toes deep into your IOU’s I need a cinematic masterpiece at this point.

 

[Dubinsky]

Ummmmm
You're two or three toes deep into your IOU’s I need a cinematic masterpiece at this point.

I got you.

No worries.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not that you need more alcohol... But have you tried plastic bags? like the ones you would use for hiking? The football stadium for our college team doesn't serve alcohol and people have come up with creative solutions...

Girl, you have no idea. I have fake sunscreen bottle flasks, barnoculars, the works. I could open a bar inside.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Back me up ladies with the big tatas … popcorn at the movies.. it’s in your bra, isn’t it?

My cleavage is a catch all for everything

I feel like Harry would have to ask for permission

Consent is required, but asking for permission is the worst.

I hide my snacks there before going in. I ain't paying cinema prices

I have hidden so much stuff in my cleavage! Hell, there are times I change at night, something falls to the floor, and I think, “oh, that’s where it went!”

I call it my boob pocket

There’s even a Lit thread for the strangest thing found in your bra. The one I remember someone posting was their son’s credit card.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok .. that’s POTD so far

Shit... Now I wish I had been more clever... It had so much potential but I basic'd out.

 

[Photog1rl]

He’s into buttholes PG … just fyi

*slowly backs away and out the door while trying to not draw attention to myself*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Girl, you have no idea. I have fake sunscreen bottle flasks, barnoculars, the works. I could open a bar inside.

Just don’t soak tampons in alcohol and put them up your butt … you could die.

I feel like this deserves a voca PSA

 

[Mr_bogey]

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen you say on Lit. And I remember thinking who is this creep that PM'd me like Hannibal Lector.

But at least I made the Hannibal Lector reference myself.

And what is creepy about Mythbusters. I thought that was rather creative. You've hurt my feelings.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know damn well this was someone from lit

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mr_bogey]

No me trying to bend over and put my nipple in my pocket

Who suggested that?

 

[Mr_bogey]

He’s into buttholes PG … just fyi

Who isn't. Like PG needs a warning after spending time with @Indiesoul

 

[Mr_bogey]

You gotta take your pants off ...

That's why we brought a rocket scientist along.

 

[Photog1rl]

I got you.

No worries.

I wouldn’t say I’m worried. Interested in how creative you can be..yes.

 

[Photog1rl]

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This is the best!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok .. that’s POTD so far

Not sure it beats bry's boobs.

Speaking of napping, where is bry?

 

[Photog1rl]

Not sure it beats bry's boobs.

Speaking of napping, where is bry?

Probs sleeping. We know he’s not working.