Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

@stressedsubject might be the youngest?
He seems a little more mature than us though.

Apparently the thirst knows no age limit.

 

[Photog1rl]

I don't doubt it. I'll bring two when we go to the movies.

And don't forget the straws...i could be your drink holder all. movie. long

 

[Mr_bogey]

Can a pocket hold a whole boba?
My boobs and pussy can't either.
But my purse can.

What's a Boba and why would you ever want to bring it anywhere?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

And a tip from the non-boob crowd. Pockets work well too.

Yeah man pockets. Not the bullshit we get

 

[SixShooter14]

That's where I'm going to have to disagree. It's always shenanigans and then you just need a little creativity to make it sexy.

Like a hole cut in the bottom of the pockets, and no underwear, and asking @crazychemgirl if she wouldn't mind helping grab my keys for me from my pocket since my hands are full of the wine glasses we smuggled in to use with @MrsPassion titty wine.

Anything can be "sex and shenanigans" if you gave a dirty mind and know how to improvise

 

[Mr_bogey]

I do like to cuddle but... you don't wear diapers, right? NMK

Not yet. CCG has a fetish but I told her NMK as well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And a tip from the non-boob crowd. Pockets work well too.

Have you seen the pocket size on girls pants?? I couldn’t even fit one nipple in there!

 

[Mr_bogey]

It cannot. And if it spills, I'm afraid explaining that might seem awkward.

That's where the Canadian tuxedo comes in. Jean jackets are undefeated. Before metal detectors, I got a 12 pack into baseball and football games on the regular.

 

[Dubinsky]

Have you seen the pocket size on girls pants?? I couldn’t even fit one nipple in there!

It really is unfair.

And it's not like we can fit y'all's nipples in ours, because then we start getting labelled. "Serial killer" and "trophy" are the kinds of words that get thrown around.

Fuck that.

 

[Photog1rl]

Dang, ever send a truth bomb pm and get no response?
No? Me neither. I was just AFAF

 

[base10]

Have you seen the pocket size on girls pants?? I couldn’t even fit one nipple in there!

You went with nipple as a frame of reference? When was the last time you saw an unattached nipple?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'll be right over

Me too

 

[Dubinsky]

Dang, ever send a truth bomb pm and get no response?
No? Me neither. I was just AFAF

*runs to check my inbox*

 

[SixShooter14]

You went with nipple as a frame of reference? When was the last time you saw an unattached nipple?

Umm... See Dub's response above

 

[Dubinsky]

Umm... See Dub's response above

Yes.

They tend to draw attention. Like I said, fuck that.

 

[Photog1rl]

*runs to check my inbox*

Running for truth bombs...that’s a first
Boobs-yes. I’ve seen running for those.
Sorry @SixShooter14 i tagged you by accident.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's where the Canadian tuxedo comes in. Jean jackets are undefeated. Before metal detectors, I got a 12 pack into baseball and football games on the regular.

Not that you need more alcohol... But have you tried plastic bags? like the ones you would use for hiking? The football stadium for our college team doesn't serve alcohol and people have come up with creative solutions...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Have you seen the pocket size on girls pants?? I couldn’t even fit one nipple in there!

I think this is a case for Mythbusters of Lit.
Today @Lmizzler and I will attempt to prove that CCG's nipple will not fit inside the pocket on a woman's pair of pants.

Ok CCG, we will need that nipple now.

 

[Dubinsky]

Running for truth bombs...that’s a first
Boobs-yes. I’ve seen running for those.

...funny, I didn't find any of those, either...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dang, ever send a truth bomb pm and get no response?
No? Me neither. I was just AFAF

I appreciate you asking. You are a true friend.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not that you need more alcohol... But have you tried plastic bags? like the ones you would use for hiking? The football stadium for our college team doesn't serve alcohol and people have come up with creative solutions...

I have a feeling he doesn’t even bother “sneaking in” his alcohol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think this is a case for Mythbusters of Lit.
Today @Lmizzler and I will attempt to prove that CCG's nipple will not fit inside the pocket on a woman's pair of pants.

Ok CCG, we will need that nipple now.

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen you say on Lit. And I remember thinking who is this creep that PM'd me like Hannibal Lector.

 

[Photog1rl]

...funny, I didn't find any of those, either...

I think that's cause you already owe me.

 

[SixShooter14]

I think this is a case for Mythbusters of Lit.
Today @Lmizzler and I will attempt to prove that CCG's nipple will not fit inside the pocket on a woman's pair of pants.

Ok CCG, we will need that nipple now.

You better get pics and/or video... Or it didn't happen and must be done again!

For science!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen you say on Lit. And I remember thinking who is this creep that PM'd me like Hannibal Lector.

Hahahahahaha I fucking LOVE you OP