Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

He’s too pretty boy for my taste but he’s cute

This! I’m little and if you look like I can give you The Peoples Elbow I don’t want none

Im only letting this go because you gave me the day off and a raise.

and a new corner office

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t know ‘bout any of you other ladies … but my vageen does not taste like watermelon

I mean it could...

 

[LupineOne]

I believe Lizzo said it best “lick the icing off and put the rest in your face”?

Correct

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t know ‘bout any of you other ladies … but my vageen does not taste like watermelon

Yeah, in my life survey the number that have tasted like watermelon is…….zero.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This! I’m little and if you look like I can give you The Peoples Elbow I don’t want none

and a new corner office

I like my men with a little more …. I could throw you against the wall and let the scruff of my goatee scratch you all the way from you neck to your ankles as I slowly take off all your clothes with my teeth.

I feel like Harry would have to ask for permission

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, in my life survey the number that have tasted like watermelon is…….zero.

So, one?

 

[MrsPassion]

I like my men with a little more …. I could throw you against the wall and let the scruff of my goatee scratch you all the way from you neck to your ankles as I slowly take off all your clothes with my teeth.

I feel like Harry would have to ask for permission

Yaaaaassssss!! Throw me around!

And I’m dying of laughter at Harry asking permission. Probably dressed up like a flower while he’s at it (though don’t get me wrong, I love his fashion choices )

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean it could...

If you’re talking about rubbing watermelon over my body and licking it off I might have to break my no food in the bedroom rule

 

[jackburns]

If you’re talking about rubbing watermelon over my body and licking it off I might have to break my no food in the bedroom rule

I'd reconsider. That's basically sugar water. Not a good idea if you live in an area with fire ants.

 

[Photog1rl]

If you’re talking about rubbing watermelon over my body and licking it off I might have to break my no food in the bedroom rule

Sounds like another reason to keep my passport handy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd reconsider. That's basically sugar water. Not a good idea if you live in an area with fire ants.

Yeah definitely not the love bite I was going for

 

[Photog1rl]

I'd reconsider. That's basically sugar water. Not a good idea if you live in an area with fire ants.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we’ll be safe in @crazychemgirl bedroom. Plus I’ll have her cleaned up likity split.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[base10]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we’ll be safe in @crazychemgirl bedroom. Plus I’ll have her cleaned up likity split.

What a great excuse for a group shower as well

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So, one?

giggles

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Back me up ladies with the big tatas … popcorn at the movies.. it’s in your bra, isn’t it?

I hide my snacks there before going in. I ain't paying cinema prices

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hide my snacks there before going in. I ain't paying cinema prices

Legit dude … these are my inflation-titties

 

[Dubinsky]

I hide my snacks there before going in. I ain't paying cinema prices

Life hack.

 

[MrsPassion]

I hide my snacks there before going in. I ain't paying cinema prices

I snuck a magnum bottle of wine in my bra when we went to see 50 Shades of Grey

 

[base10]

I snuck a magnum bottle of wine in my bra when we went to see 50 Shades of Grey

Was it actually hidden??? Or it just felt like the right vibe so nobody cared

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My unpopular opinion: Harry Styles isn’t hot

Agreed

 

[MrsPassion]

Was it actually hidden??? Or it just felt like the right vibe so nobody cared

Fully hidden. I have giant boobs lol I could probably have fit the cast of Cirque Du Soleil in there

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fully hidden. I have giant boobs lol I could probably have fit the cast of Cirque Du Soleil in there

buddy just vaulting between the titties like “bazinga!”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Tip from the smaller boob crowd... You guys can put snacks and drinks in purses too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tip from the smaller boob crowd... You guys can put snacks and drinks in purses too

you need a friend with hide-a-key boobs to go to to the movies with