Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I wasn't home. I was in Pittsburgh. I thought it would have been funny if you called and no one answered.

But you're home now?
You both just need a couple of more drinks

 

[Photog1rl]

Ok. I've been off Lit most of the day...is @Bry1313 still at the airport?
Are we blaming or feeling sorry for him?
Anything else I should know?

 

[Mr_bogey]

But you're home now?
You both just need a couple of more drinks

yes, you can come to the slumber party too.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok. I've been off Lit most of the day...is @Bry1313 still at the airport?
Are we blaming or feeling sorry for him?
Anything else I should know?

Yes
I dont know
I don’t care about anything else

 

[crazychemgirl]

yes, you can come to the slumber party too.

Wow … fine then.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok. I've been off Lit most of the day...is @Bry1313 still at the airport?
Are we blaming or feeling sorry for him?
Anything else I should know?

Bry is still at the airport...
It must be Karma but we feel a little sorry so trying to get him a date with Bogey
But Bogey seems a little dodgey about accepting.
Because Bry is the worst.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok. I've been off Lit most of the day...is @Bry1313 still at the airport?
Are we blaming or feeling sorry for him?
Anything else I should know?

I mean … we do feel sorry for him, but it’s his own doing cuz he chose not to drive

 

[Dubinsky]

Anything else I should know?

He believes his hosts’ loofahs might have been sending an unheeded message.

Night, all.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Bry is still at the airport...
It must be Karma but we feel a little sorry so trying to get him a date with Bogey
But Bogey seems a little dodgey about accepting.
Because Bry is the worst.

These words flow well. Kinda like they were written by Shel Silverstein.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bry is still at the airport...
It must be Karma but we feel a little sorry so trying to get him a date with Bogey
But Bogey seems a little dodgey about accepting.
Because Bry is the worst.

Fuck I was gonna make a “Bry is the worst” photoshop from the Black Mirror episode

 

[SixShooter14]

He believes his hosts’ loofahs might have been sending an unheeded message.

Night, all.

Well, thats what he gets for leaving his loofas at home

 

[Bry1313]

I mean … we do feel sorry for him, but it’s his own doing cuz he chose not to drive

I mean it would have been like a 20 hour drive because the USA is too god damn big.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean it would have been like a 20 hour drive because the USA is too god damn big.

And how long have you spent at the airport?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow … fine then.

You were already invited. Didn't you see your invitation?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You were already invited. Didn't you see your invitation?

It must have gotten lost in all the dick picks … I just assumed it was another angle and immediately sent it to @OrdinaryPerson for laughs

 

[Mr_bogey]

This post which quoted your slumber party suggestion.
I even included a pic. I'm the distinguished gentleman in the upper left with the pipe.

 

[Bry1313]

And how long have you spent at the airport?

5 1/2 hours

 

[crazychemgirl]

5 1/2 hours

You could have been halfway home by now

 

[Photog1rl]

@Mr_bogey you’re having a sleep over and I'm not invited...that’s rude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or at least at a shady rest stop getting head

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

@Mr_bogey you’re having a sleep over and I'm not invited...that’s rude.

*gently slides a nicely embossed invite under PG's door*

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Mr_bogey you’re having a sleep over and I'm not invited...that’s rude.

No you’re invited to the better sleep over which includes tits and wine and only dicks that are silicon toys

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Mr_bogey you’re having a sleep over and I'm not invited...that’s rude.

You just got here. Give a guy a chance.

Besides I'm still waiting on that photo you were nervous about sending me.

 

[Photog1rl]

*gently slides a nicely embossed invite under PG's door*

Eeeek Lusty!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs and jumps into your arms covering you with squishy kisses and hugs*

How are you??? I may have slid into your pm’s

 

[Mr_bogey]

No you’re invited to the better sleep over which includes tits and wine and only dicks that are silicon toys

Wait. You create a slumber party at my house and then stand me up?