Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I’m running to the store for milk. What kind do you want?

I hope you drove, running with milk can churn it and the fat might solidify into butter on the way back.

 

[Bry1313]

Damn-you make black coffee look good

I have to say I just thought I’d see a cup of coffee but you’re not that basic
I don’t know why but I still get surprised when I click on links lol you’d think I’d be used to the level of shenanigans y’all bring by now.

Your emojis were broken today

 

[crazychemgirl]

Glad it’s not that hot where I live

 

[SixShooter14]

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Glad it’s not that hot where I live

I think that when i see "truck nuts"

Someone done sweated their balls off and hung'em up to dry

 

[SixShooter14]

 

[Bry1313]

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This is why I don’t go in underwater boats (amongst other reasons)

 

[Apisto42]

This is why I don’t go in underwater boats (amongst other reasons)

You should always go in a toilet. Or outside. Not in a boat. Hang that shit over the side dude.

 

[Bbl87]

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Glad it’s not that hot where I live

Man, I've been trying to sweat my man titties off for years. Jealous.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Man, I've been trying to sweat my man titties off for years. Jealous.

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Fat_702287_363929.jpg

 

[Bbl87]

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Fat_702287_363929.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/y7NGcno6r5QAAAAC/fatbastard-titties.gif

 

[Bry1313]

So I went to a party stag tonight and had four margaritas, what’s the conversion rate if the guy is drinking them?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Fat_702287_363929.jpg

Fucking thank you … so fucking perfect. That character is the best part of that movie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I went to a party stag tonight and had four margaritas, what’s the conversion rate if the guy is drinking them?

Up the bum mate!

 

[Bry1313]

Up the bum mate!

Sigh, ok, trying to feel more relaxed

 

[crazychemgirl]

So should I change my Lock Screen to a poof???

 

[Cyber_Bella]

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So should I change my Lock Screen to a poof???

Not if it unlocks a pineapple! That sweet, juicy, succulent flesh awaits!

 

[Bry1313]

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So should I change my Lock Screen to a poof???

A teal poof?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have 2 separate pineapple Lock Screen images… oh man.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even though it’s not true is funny AF

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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Even though it’s not true is funny AF

Maybe not an always true thing, but definitely a sometimes true thing in my world

 

[Bry1313]

I thinks it’s time for Sunday Shenanigans but I’m going to need coffee first

 

[Dubinsky]

I thinks it’s time for Sunday Shenanigans but I’m going to need coffee first

I'll be in and out today.

But I certainly do have coffee.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thinks it’s time for Sunday Shenanigans but I’m going to need coffee first

Coffee is a requirement for all things in the morning

 

[caitiff1969]

I'm an abomination. 20 years in the military, and I don't drink coffee.....

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Good morning, shenaniguysandgals (trying it out)