Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

Well, if you ever want someone a little gentler-let me know.

I draw the line at candlewax and ballgags.

My safeword is "huh?"

 

[Photog1rl]

Or listen to something interesting

Good idea.
@Indiesoul want me to send you a vocaroo?

 

[crazychemgirl]

But is your reading like my reading? Does it buzz?

Your reading buzzes??


Oh oh oh oh …. Can you imagine reading a fun romcom with some good smut that you could sync up to a vibrator????

Omg … I’d be a fucking bazillionaire!!


I’d be Scrooge McDuck rich!!!

 

[Photog1rl]

I draw the line at candlewax and ballgags.

My safeword is "huh?"

Mmmm, candle wax include that. You really should include that.

 

[Dubinsky]

Mmmm, candle wax include that. You really should include that.

Huh?

 

[Photog1rl]

Your reading buzzes??


Oh oh oh oh …. Can you imagine reading a fun romcom with some good smut that you could sync up to a vibrator????

Omg … I’d be a fucking bazillionaire!!


I’d be Scrooge McDuck rich!!!

Just like book club is my word for lit, reading may be my secret phrase for masturbating

 

[Photog1rl]

Huh?

You said you draw the line at candle wax. I’m saying make sure that is part of the items you include. Like the line is drawn after candlewax.

 

[Dubinsky]

Just like book club is my word for lit, reading may be my secret phrase for masturbating

I caught that.

That ideal book-centric bedroom you posted in your other thread might be a nice place to buzz.

 

[Bry1313]

Your reading buzzes??


Oh oh oh oh …. Can you imagine reading a fun romcom with some good smut that you could sync up to a vibrator????

Omg … I’d be a fucking bazillionaire!!


I’d be Scrooge McDuck rich!!!

When you become that rich, can I come over and take a money bath? I’ll either keep my swimsuit on or lock the door so you don’t see Sib-dick.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But is your reading like my reading? Does it buzz?

Hahaha. No buzzing at night. That's more of a morning/afternoon thing.

You can send me an audio!

 

[Dubinsky]

You said you draw the line at candle wax. I’m saying make sure that is part of the items you include. Like the line is drawn after candlewax.

Check my safeword, love.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your reading buzzes??


Oh oh oh oh …. Can you imagine reading a fun romcom with some good smut that you could sync up to a vibrator????

Omg … I’d be a fucking bazillionaire!!


I’d be Scrooge McDuck rich!!!

I'm certain there was a toy that could sync with certain smutty books!

 

[crazychemgirl]

When you become that rich, can I come over and take a money bath? I’ll either keep my swimsuit on or lock the door so you don’t see Sib-dick.

you wanna raw dawg in money? … I feel like that’s dirtier than taking a bath in ketchup

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm certain there was a toy that could sync with certain smutty books!

Like... choose your own adventure, but tactile?

This is a great idea. We should all take a cruise and discuss it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like... choose your own adventure, but tactile?

This is a great idea. We should all take a cruise and discuss it.

Just keep me away from the edge.

I feel like I’d be so nervous to meet any of you cuz I’m such an awkward as fuck person … I’d have to drink or something and then the risk of overboard is legit

 

[SixShooter14]

Yeah, a vibe that syncs to words has to be a thing.

 

[Bry1313]

you wanna raw dawg in money? … I feel like that’s dirtier than taking a bath in ketchup

We all have different things that sound fun.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We all have different things that sound fun.

I can’t wait to take a photo of me eating spam dipped in ketchup … lol

 

[Dubinsky]

Just keep me away from the edge.

I feel like I’d be so nervous to meet any of you cuz I’m such an awkward as fuck person … I’d have to drink or something and then the risk of overboard is legit

No, see, staying on the edge is the whole point.




Oh. You meant the ship.

 

[Bry1313]

Just keep me away from the edge.

I feel like I’d be so nervous to meet any of you cuz I’m such an awkward as fuck person … I’d have to drink or something and then the risk of overboard is legit

Im equally awkward, we can become best friends again and hide from everyone

 

[SixShooter14]

Just keep me away from the edge.

I feel like I’d be so nervous to meet any of you cuz I’m such an awkward as fuck person … I’d have to drink or something and then the risk of overboard is legit

Yes, I'd be nervous with some of you. But i too am very awkward. So we'd be in good company

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, see, staying on the edge is the whole point.




Oh. You meant the ship.

 

[Dubinsky]

Good night, all. Early morning tomorrow.

 

[Photog1rl]

Good night, all. Early morning tomorrow.

Good night Dubs!

 

[Photog1rl]

I know that all y’all have to sleep, but can I just say my least favorite part of the night is when the east coasters go to bed. I miss you all and I just barely got home from work.