Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Or hang him on a wall and call him Art.

Or stick him in a rowboat with Bert and call him Robert.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

@Guido414 I’m
More teal…

Me too!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

@Guido414 I’m
More teal…

Yeah you are! I feel like if all is Litizens went loofah shopping on the same day Bed Bath & Beyond stock would surge more than GameStop a few years back

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Plus could you imagine someone hating on someone with no arms and legs … just like,

“Hey .. look at that asshole over there… just a fucking head mate.. what a goosecunt hockeydick”

I once saw a headline while waiting in line at the grocery store:
Legless, Armless Dwarf Marooned on Barstool (photos inside)

Crack reporting by the Weekly World News scooping the NY Times again.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Yes!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I once saw a headline while waiting in line at the grocery store:
Legless, Armless Dwarf Marooned on Barstool (photos inside)

Crack reporting by the Weekly World News scooping the NY Times again.

NY Times can't get ALL the juicy stories

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or hang him on a wall and call him Art.

See? This is quality posting with NO double standards

 

[Mr_bogey]

No one named Matt is ever an OK guy.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by a guy named Matt

I dont think I've ever known a Matt I didn't like/love.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or stick him in a rowboat with Bert and call him Robert.

See

Same response as for Bry

 

[Mr_bogey]

Chad is worse, although I have a nephew named Matt who has defended the Confederate flag

If I met the Matt referenced above, I'd have to edit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

3 hours and I already dont understand anything that's going on here

 

[SixShooter14]

3 hours and I already dont understand anything that's going on here

That's the goal.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Me too!

I'm guessing I shouldn't click these emojis

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I like medium or medium-L...
why? what's your preference?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

3 hours and I already dont understand anything that's going on here

Because seals can't read!

 

[Mr_bogey]

See? This is quality posting with NO double standards

5 emojis
0 boobs

 

[Mr_bogey]

3 hours and I already dont understand anything that's going on here

Oh my sweet summer child.
(Did I do that right?)

 

[SixShooter14]

5 emojis
0 boobs

Yeah, i was a bit disappointed as well

 

[LupineOne]

Are you trying to imply that ghost knows how to give cunnilingus?

Of course he does!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh my sweet summer child.
(Did I do that right?)

Better than being an old hag. (Bry was mean to me last night)
You're up early.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like medium or medium-L...
why? what's your preference?

Oh me? None.

On you? … cheap ones that you won’t mind getting ripped

Right @Indiesoul

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm guessing I shouldn't click these emojis

Do it. Open your mind.

And then the cheeks of your ass.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well, as much fun as the loofah conversation has been, I think I’m gonna crawl into bed for a couple hours after I take a hot shower and then pack a picnic for my concert tonight. I hope y’all have a marvelous day.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh me? None.

On you? … cheap ones that you won’t mind getting ripped

Right @Indiesoul

Thank god all my things are cheap.

 

[Bry1313]

I once saw a headline while waiting in line at the grocery store:
Legless, Armless Dwarf Marooned on Barstool (photos inside)

Crack reporting by the Weekly World News scooping the NY Times again.

This is the greatest headline of all time


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