Sex & Shenanigans

[DickandDoof]

Oh hush. I know plenty. I’m more Ghost than Jon Snow anyway

Someone call my name?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ohhhhhh so it’s the amputees … I get it.

What about people with multiple personalities and you only hate 6/11ths of their personalities?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Don’t ask me why I read that out in an Australian accent in my head.

Like a NSFW Steve Irwin?

 

[Bry1313]

Oh hush. I know plenty. I’m more Ghost than Jon Snow anyway

Are you trying to imply that ghost knows how to give cunnilingus?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about people with multiple personalities and you only hate 6/11ths of their personalities?

Ooooh…

Idea: 100 Points
Execution: 100 Points

See @Bry1313 .. THIS is original thinking. You could learn something from Marie …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you trying to imply that ghost knows how to give cunnilingus?

Probably better than John Snow

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Like a NSFW Steve Irwin?

Or a Director's Cut of Crocodile Dundee.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like a NSFW Steve Irwin?

Yes exactly!!

 

[SixShooter14]

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Yes

 

[SixShooter14]

Yes exactly!!

New CCG Pornhub youtube show?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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Mine is the extra, extra large grid that looks like you have none on at all! It's amazing!

 

[Bry1313]

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Are you going to tell us?

 

[crazychemgirl]

His name is Matt and he's an OK guy...

No one named Matt is ever an OK guy.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by a guy named Matt

 

[Bry1313]

No one named Matt is ever an OK guy.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by a guy named Matt

Chad is worse, although I have a nephew named Matt who has defended the Confederate flag

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mine is the extra, extra large grid that looks like you have none on at all! It's amazing!

Or that you have none on.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Or that you have none on.

My way sounded much sexier.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@Guido414 I’m
More teal…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you going to tell us?

It’s not my fault you’re incompetent

 

[crazychemgirl]

My way sounded much sexier.

True … I’m a none.

 

[PandemicReader8]

No one named Matt is ever an OK guy.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by a guy named Matt

I guess we could roll him into the water, then he'd be Bob.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess we could roll him into the water, then he'd be Bob.

That should not have been as funny as it was.

#dadjokes4life #darkhumour

 

[Bry1313]

I guess we could roll him into the water, then he'd be Bob.

Or hang him on a wall and call him Art.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No one named Matt is ever an OK guy.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by a guy named Matt

I've always liked Matts. Those Richards though... such dicks!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've always liked Matts. Those Richards though... such dicks!

My grandpa is a Richard … can confirm.