Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Tacos… I think you’re doing it wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes please.

I have long fingers … I hope that’s ok

 

[SixShooter14]

I have long fingers … I hope that’s ok

But how's your girth?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I have long fingers … I hope that’s ok

Why stop there? Let's see your fist.

 

[Dubinsky]

Are you eating APPLES with your tacos????

Apples go well with all sorts of things.

I’d say they “pear” well, but I’m not that funny.

 

[Bry1313]

Tacos… I think you’re doing it wrong.

Je ne regrette rien

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why stop there? Let's see your fist.

Just have a seat here in this church pew and spread your legs

 

[crazychemgirl]

But how's your girth?

Let’s not go there again lol

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Apples go well with all sorts of things.

I’d say they “pear” well, but I’m not that funny.

Do you like to lick apples, too?



Please read this outloud with your tongue between your teeth.

 

[awired50]

Did @LaisDeMarieDeFrance want one too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you like to lick apples, too?



Please read this outloud with your tongue between your teeth.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just have a seat here in this church pew and spread your legs

Why do I suddenly feel like I might be too forthcoming with my kinks?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do I suddenly feel like I might be too forthcoming with my kinks?

I mean, you can also sit on my lap. I’m good either way

 

[Dubinsky]

I mean, you can also sit on my lap. I’m good either way

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean, you can also sit on my lap. I’m good either way

As long as you play with my hair and tell me I'm pretty!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, you can also sit on my lap. I’m good either way

I wish you hadn’t called me your brother yesterday

 

[Mr_bogey]

#nothanks!

It is gorgeous! We went right before Covid. I drug my family to Hobbiton and they loved it too even though they aren't LOTR freaks like me.


Smart man!

Damn scientists always wanting to dissect us!

You know where some of us live?

Did I say some? If I did, must have been a typo.

 

[Bbl87]

But how's your girth?

Let’s not go there again lol

I was so about to jump on this, but I'll refrain...

(That's unfortunately what she said)

 

[Mr_bogey]

You just hangout in that airplane bathroom...

Meanwhile, I'm alone flying through the air nearly twice as fast and direct from my house to my destination. No airport crowds or traffic.

True. But when we land, and you are on your date, you won't understand how you spilled that drink on her or why the ketchup exploded onto your lap and that muffled laughing you keep hearing will have you worried that flying is messing with your hearing.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Doesnt this guy look like Marshall from How I Met Your Mother in a bad disguise?

https://giphy.com/clips/laff-tv-reaction-no-look-around-EjfL1olHZJVkVbShl6

 

[SixShooter14]

True. But when we land, and you are on your date, you won't understand how you spilled that drink on her or why the ketchup exploded onto your lap and that muffled laughing you keep hearing will have you worried that flying is messing with your hearing.

Ahh, that explains it... You're a perverted asshole

 

[Lmizzler]

https://giphy.com/clips/laff-tv-reaction-no-look-around-EjfL1olHZJVkVbShl6

Quick Rabbit Trail.
This is probably one of my favorite movies of all time and I love John Candy and Steve Martin.

Resume the Shenanigans!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ahh, that explains it... You're a perverted asshole

I thought you knew.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Quick Rabbit Trail.
This is probably one of my favorite movies of all time and I love John Candy and Steve Martin.

Resume the Shenanigans!

I am loathe to correct my good friend but Steve Martin was not in Uncle Buck.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Did @LaisDeMarieDeFrance want one too?

an apple?