Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

I don’t think you could handle them. Or me

I don't want to make any promises on his behalf but @Bry1313 is fairly tall and I think he is more of an under promise, over deliver kind of guy...you would need to navigate the midwestern communication though. He has been working on that...
He may be a diamond in the rough. Want a summer project? Got a rock polisher?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

One of these emojis is not like the others
One of these emojis doesn't belong
Can you tell which emoji is not like the other
By the time we finish our song?

(The old Sesame Street song)

Edited to say-DAMN imugr. LOL I had to use a clip I have shared before. I guess the new clip was too racy for the Imugr algorithm.
No PG tacos for @Indiesoul sorry love.

LMAO....
You know I was actually really good at that game when I was a kid.

 

[Photog1rl]

LMAO....
You know I was actually really good at that game when I was a kid.

Why does this not surprise me one iota?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Question for the masses … does your life ever bleed into your real life?

I found myself using the term “buttholes” yesterday… my poor confused hubby

I'm confused... am I the only one who calls people buttholes on a daily basis?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Ok so … I have an idea. It’s a get to know you Lit edition!

Where you live
Your job title
Favourite colour
Favourite dinosaur

And FINALLY… your LEAST favourite food

Arse end of nowhere
Anxious squirrel
Teal or purple
Ankylosaurus (esp Bumpy from Camp Cretaceous)
Jalapeños

 

[SixShooter14]

I call them assholes and dumbasses

And shitheads, jackasses, dumbshits, etc

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey @OrdinaryPerson … I found a sandwich shop for @Bry1313

 

[Dubinsky]

so...are you hungry?

For my favorite food? Perpetually.

Shall I place an order?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Hey @OrdinaryPerson … I found a sandwich shop for @Bry1313

For the amount of times I have seen this posted for him... Bry should just make it his avatar.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok so … I have an idea. It’s a get to know you Lit edition!

Where you live
Your job title
Favourite colour
Favourite dinosaur

And FINALLY… your LEAST favourite food

Florida, Senior Systems Engineer (bastards calling me old), dark purple, parasaurolophus, beets

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't want to make any promises on his behalf but @Bry1313 is fairly tall and I think he is more of an under promise, over deliver kind of guy...you would need to navigate the midwestern communication though. He has been working on that...
He may be a diamond in the rough. Want a summer project? Got a rock polisher?

The last question

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The last question

why are you so dirty
And... do you need someone to help you shower?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

why are you so dirty
And... do you need someone to help you shower?

Always

@Indiesoul and @Photog1rl care to join?

 

[Dubinsky]

Always

@Indiesoul and @Photog1rl care to join?

…you selling tickets?

 

[jason28053]

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So you’re a

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I mean... I'm not NOT for it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Always

@Indiesoul and @Photog1rl care to join?

As long as you're ready for this
https://gifdb.com/images/high/emma-stone-sunday-afternoon-shower-fwjll1yil3ynbi5a.webp

 

[Photog1rl]

For my favorite food? Perpetually.

Shall I place an order?

You know your way into my PM’s

 

[Photog1rl]

Always

@Indiesoul and @Photog1rl care to join?

Absolutely.

…you selling tickets?

I’m pretty sure it is invite only.

 

[Dubinsky]

Absolutely.

I’m pretty sure it is invite only.

 

[crazychemgirl]

As long as you're ready for this
https://gifdb.com/images/high/emma-stone-sunday-afternoon-shower-fwjll1yil3ynbi5a.webp

I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine

Ooh whoah oh

I got a love got a love and I know that it’s all mine

Oh whoah oh

 

[Photog1rl]

I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine

Ooh whoah oh

I got a love got a love and I know that it’s all mine

Oh whoah oh

who else knows the dance to this song?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

who else knows the dance to this song?

Nope, I'm too old. You wanna teach me?

 

[Photog1rl]

Nope, I'm too old. You wanna teach me?

I’d be happy to. You are an old man though…I don’t want you to break a hip.
Just kidding, I’ll be gentle.