Sex & Shenanigans

[Radiantcurves87]

Fool me once shame in you. Fool me twice, shame in me. After that I don't know.

After that all I can picture is charlie brown and a football.

 

[LupineOne]

You just wanna get in the teachers (my) pants

Can’t blame her

 

[Radiantcurves87]

You just wanna get in the teachers (my) pants

Does it count towards extra credit or final grade?

 

[Photog1rl]

One of these emojis is not like the others
One of these emojis doesn't belong
Can you tell which emoji is not like the other
By the time we finish our song?

(The old Sesame Street song)

Edited to say-DAMN imugr. LOL I had to use a clip I have shared before. I guess the new clip was too racy for the Imugr algorithm.
No PG tacos for @Indiesoul sorry love.

 

[Photog1rl]

What can I say? I'm the teacher's pet.

So that’s where the praise kink comes from. It’s all so much clearer now.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fool me once shame in you. Fool me twice, shame in me. After that I don't know.

Fool me three times, you're probably really hot?

 

[Bbl87]

What can I say? I'm the teacher's pet.

I don't doubt that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You just wanna get in the teachers (my) pants

Is it working?

 

[Bbl87]

Fool me three times, you're probably really hot?

I mean, you are yes, so I suppose that's accurate.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

One of these emojis is not like the others
One of these emojis doesn't belong
Can you tell which emoji is not like the other
By the time we finish our song?

(The old Sesame Street song)

Imgur, why are you failing me now?!

 

[Photog1rl]

Imgur, why are you failing me now?!

It’s not working?
@Indiesoul try again. I changed the link.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So that’s where the praise kink comes from. It’s all so much clearer now.

Maybe. Wanna hear how awkward it was for me at my last employee evaluation?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it working?

Come here and sit on my lap and we’ll see

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s not working?

Not for me. I wanna see your taco!!!

 

[SixShooter14]

One of these emojis is not like the others
One of these emojis doesn't belong
Can you tell which emoji is not like the other
By the time we finish our song?

(The old Sesame Street song)

grrr... Out for 30mins and I miss all the good stuff

 

[crazychemgirl]

Question for the masses … does your life ever bleed into your real life?

I found myself using the term “buttholes” yesterday… my poor confused hubby

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ok so … I have an idea. It’s a get to know you Lit edition!

Where you live

*poof

Your job title

*poof

Favourite colour

It depends, but I prefer cool neutrals (black, grey), blue, and red in terms of clothing, paint, and home textiles. When it comes to art and my hair, I like bolder splashes of color.

Favourite dinosaur

Troodon/Stenonychosaurus, the smartest dino.

And FINALLY… your LEAST favourite food

Peas. Liver. Oysters.

 

[Photog1rl]

Question for the masses … does your life ever bleed into your real life?

I found myself using the term “buttholes” yesterday… my poor confused hubby

Yes, that is why I had to use the bookclub cover. I needed a way to explain some of the things coming out of my mouth or the people I would reference. Not specifics but in general kind of things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, that is why I had to use the bookclub cover. I needed a way to explain some of the things coming out of my mouth or the people I would reference. Not specifics but in general kind of things.

Ooooh that’s a good idea

 

[SixShooter14]

Question for the masses … does your life ever bleed into your real life?

I found myself using the term “buttholes” yesterday… my poor confused hubby

no, I'm the same me IRL as here.

Maybe that should be in the "why I dont get more lit pussy" thread?

 

[Photog1rl]

Ooooh that’s a good idea

It has worked well for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

no, I'm the same me IRL as here.

Maybe that should be in the "why I dont get more lit pussy" thread?

I am too … but I don’t often say the word “buttholes” specifically …

We were watching tv and a guy did a mangina for another dude … and hubby groaned.. and I said, “at least he didn’t show him his butthole”

 

[Bry1313]

Facts.

If it’s @Bry1313 i would run away screaming … I don’t have a brother but I feel like it would be like seeing your brothers dick.

I mean, you wouldn’t be the first to do that…..just the first to say it reminded you of seeing sibling dick.

 

[Dubinsky]

You just had to turn the assignment in didn’t you? And here I thought you’d sneak off and smoke with me under the bleachers.
I guess I’ll have to find someone else to underachieve with.

It’s okay.

I cheated on my answers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, you wouldn’t be the first to do that…..just the first to say it reminded you of seeing sibling dick.

I mean … you give off bro vibes