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crazychemgirl
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Why are vampires so hot?
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Radiantcurves87
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Idk, must be the whole dead but still living, incredible sex drive, wanting to protect, and their strength? or the ability their blood heals?
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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so I can now conclude that you are Team Damon in the great Damon/Stefan of 2010. I agree.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Dark, broody, and an enjoyment for indulging in the taboo.
All fun and games until dude claims he isn't just role playing and seems to actually believe it. Maybe it is just me, but I prefer to be the crazier one in a relationship.
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Radiantcurves87
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Lmao, Stefan never stood a chance with Elena, like Rose said to Jeremy, Stefan helped her overcome fear of death but Damon helped her feel most alive in it.
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oh fuck Elena. The debate in my head is who'd I want to fuck more.
I do agree with you as to relationship plot line as well though.
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Pam De Beaufort is the answer to who I want to fuck more. (Back to True Blood)oh fuck Elena. The debate in my head is who'd I want to fuck more.
I do agree with you as to relationship plot line as well though.
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The thing about wanting to bang vampires though, the male ones in particular, is how do they get the blood flow to their undead dicks in order to do the deed?
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Radiantcurves87
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Somehow see Damon using his compulsion to get both of us haha.oh fuck Elena. The debate in my head is who'd I want to fuck more.
I do agree with you as to relationship plot line as well though.
Crap, damn my weakness for blond hair viking gods (Eric Northman).
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Conversely, do the lady vampires stay dry or does that work for them too?
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I love that youre thinking logistics
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These are the important questions really.
If I'm gonna fantasise about Gary Oldman's Dracula or Lestat or Louis then I need to know they're up to the task
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Ok so heres the thing. All their other muscles are able to move so why not their dick. Whatever magic animates the rest of their body animates their undead dicks.
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Radiantcurves87
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Not to mention, they can't reproduce soo there is that aspect.
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That’s solves the man vampire issue, but not sure about wetness still, what if Pam is as cold and dry as OP’s soul?
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The hottest thing about them really
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Didn't bourbon seem to solve alot of problems? Or am i now confusing shows?
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Bry1313
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That’s a nasty pic even for you.
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Oh yea i bet you think its nasty
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I’ll admit nothing when it comes to that demon’s spawn.You have to admit @OrdinaryPerson has perfect timing
