Sex & Shenanigans

She lies incessantly about me, see the accusations of PMs being sent and is now trying to turn all the boobs…..I mean women against me including accusing me of canceling the girl orgy. I don’t deserve this (well I deserve some of it, not all of it)
I thought you wanted all the boobs against you. aren't you all fucking boobs man?
 
Whats everyone eating today?
Im doing tacos, rice, beans, elotes, and homemade tortillas, and a fuckload of homemade salsa de gallo and salsa verde.
Smoked teriyaki salmon with smoked peppers, onions, and pineapple over rice. With a nice Asian ginger salad
Then blackberry cobbler and homemade ice cream for dessert.

I almost came just writing this sentence.
 
This is the only acceptable reason for you to be around, knowing that ill only be the 2nd worst person on Lit...
An “I know you are but what am I” joke? Sigh, can you at least put some effort into this or do you have to suck at everything.
 
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