Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

To be fair, it started first as a picture of a dude spreading his butthole disturbingly wide. One of the elder dank memes of the web

Ah. That does sound like me

 

[jason28053]

Ah. That does sound like me

Those monkeys look like they are mooning

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Those monkeys look like they are mooning

You're just seeing full moons everywhere now, aren't you?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Thank you, Urban Dictionary. I'll be having nightmares tonight

goatsy​

when a man has so much butt sex that his rectum becomes concave and is actually outside the butthole itself

"wow that sure is a big nasty goatsy you got there!"

"why thank you! i love fucking in the ass"

I know ass injuries can occur but I get an urban legend vibe from this.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I know ass injuries can occur but I get an urban legend vibe from this.

I don't even want to think about whether the possibility is real *shudders*

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I don't even want to think about whether the possibility is real *shudders*

Anal is supposed to be fun dammit!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It looks like everyone got sucked into my ️.

Into your butthole?

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Please let this become a thing.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://imgur.com/a/IChKAbt

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It totally counts though.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Royalties from the pay per view of the orgy today was supposed to solve all my problems but everyone already left.

When I clicked on the link, this is where it took me

I couldn't pay for that.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hey. Did @Indiesoul teach you nothing? Not one set of boobs behind any heart*

*if this board required a breathalyzer to post, you wouldn't be reading this.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hm... i guess i can wear them as earrings...

https://ibb.co/YfsLqCf

Buttholes as earrings? What will they think of next?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I never get those.

Warnings that is...

Me neither, oh wait, I thought you meant the nudity.

I only need the warning if it's bry (again).

 

[Mr_bogey]

You. Are. The. Best.

Psst @Lmizzler - get her password. Use the helicopter if you need to distract.

 

[SherlockianMan]

There's nudity on here?!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Before I'm banned.

 

[Lmizzler]

Psst @Lmizzler - get her password. Use the helicopter if you need to distract.

I’m well taken care of by all the amazing women here. They spoil all of us guys pretty well I’d say.
Indie especially takes very good care of me.

but sometimes you just gotta use the helicopter.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Into your butthole?

New AV? Hahaha.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Psst @Lmizzler - get her password. Use the helicopter if you need to distract.

I’m well taken care of by all the amazing women here. They spoil all of us guys pretty well I’d say.
Indie especially takes very good care of me.

but sometimes you just gotta use the helicopter.

Please, please, please use the helicopter on me.

I've been a very good girl.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Buttholes as earrings? What will they think of next?

How many drinks did it take to come up with that one?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Saturday is objectively the best day of the week … I will not hear any arguments on this.

 

[Bry1313]

Saturday is objectively the best day of the week … I will not hear any arguments on this.

I can’t imagine anyone would argue this, (well at least people on a M-F calendar), it’s like arguing against orgasms.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is there anything better than a Saturday morning drinking coffee and listening to David Attenborough

 

[Bry1313]

Is there anything better than a Saturday morning drinking coffee and listening to David Attenborough

Watching orcas do their work?