Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry, there is beer to drink and baseball to be watched. You fill in for me.

Send him your duck to fill  him in.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You are just jealous

Very.


What am I jealous of again?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Omfg

Don't encourage her.

 

[Bry1313]

I think it’s only appropriate at this time that all the ladies show us their big “hearts”

I’d rather see boobs, as noted…..bigger

 

[Lmizzler]

The boy orgy isn’t meant to replace the girl orgy…it is only intended to get the girl orgy started so we can watch and enjoy.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That’s not how you should talk to @SirConradPeckereye

Why can't you ever just leave me be!? its like you enjoy having me around to pester you or something

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

wait, i dont remember already showing you mine. I was waiting for the orgy Bry canceled.

My inbox is open!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't encourage her.

Come on that was fucking brilliant.

 

[jason28053]

I’d rather see boobs, as noted…..bigger

Wow, mister literal must have missed my quote marks

 

[crazychemgirl]

My box is open for girl orgies!

FIFY

 

[Mr_bogey]

Send him your duck to fill  him in.

My duck is monogamous (as far as you know).

 

[Bry1313]

Why can't you ever just leave me be!? its like you enjoy having me around to pester you or something

Or sorry, I didn’t see you here, I think we are gathering in 10 minutes to kick things off, Bogey bailed to @Justadesperatewifeandmom is stepping in for him, I don’t know if she’s wearing a strap on or not though, part of the fun is the surprise though, right?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

side note. @OrdinaryPerson I am going to guess you can relate. I am trying to find places to hide scented candles, body sprays, lotions, bath products, and flavored lip glosses, but I already have big ones throws hidden everywhere. When will men just accept, that yes, we do need more soft blankets, scented candles, and scented body products? No matter what, we need more.

 

[Lmizzler]

FIFY

Heads to the inbox to see

 

[crazychemgirl]

My duck is monogamous (as far as you know).

Trump is NOT monogamous

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

FIFY

So... group chat without the boys? Hmm

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will fight duel you for her heart and hand and..you know..

I feel like there’s only so many ways a girl needs to say she’s not interested.

No being one.

 

[Mr_bogey]

The boy orgy isn’t meant to replace the girl orgy…it is only intended to get the girl orgy started so we can watch and enjoy.

Ooooo, here's an idea:
Competing orgies. I'll be the judge.
Ready, GO!

 

[Bry1313]

Wow, mister literal mind if missed my quote marks

Haven’t you ever read about people making deals with the devil (@OrdinaryPerson), they hold you to the very letter of the contract for your soul. You need to make sure you ask for exactly what you want, leaving no room for interpretation. Jeeez, it’s like you didn’t even know hell’s spawn walked among us.

 

[Lmizzler]

side note. @OrdinaryPerson I am going to guess you can relate. I am trying to find places to hide scented candles, body sprays, lotions, bath products, and flavored lip glosses, but I already have big ones throws hidden everywhere. When will men just accept, that yes, we do need more soft blankets, scented candles, and scented body products? No matter what, we need more.

Ok..this might ruin the mood Justa…I have enough blankets in my house currently to cover most of the nation of Sweden. There is a limit.
And that limit is when there are no more closets or drawers available for anything but bulk toilet paper and candles that will likely never be burned! Haha

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I step away for 10 minutes and somehow I get volunteered for a boy orgy?

I mean... I'll bring the coconut oil, but I don't remember signing up for this at all.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm honestly curious how serious you guys are about the dude orgy. I just need to know if I need to prep and scape or not.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Come on that was fucking brilliant.

And not one of those emojis was a pic damn you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You can be an honorary boy, especially since Bogey chose baseball of all things.

wait, do I have to play sportsball? Is it at least penis ball?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I will fight duel you for her heart and hand and..you know..

Hold on. I need to know who we're fighting for first.


I thought it was me