SixShooter14
Seriously Sarcastic
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Oh yeah, i let the dog out at 6:45 and he comes back at 6:55
And thats what the regular cup of coffee is for
And thats what the regular cup of coffee is for
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This is just the kind of filthiness I needed this morning.
Yes and that’s my least favorite math. It means time moves faster as we get older. The worst.ok … question for the masses.
My theory on time:
When you are young (say 2), a year is only 1/2 of your life … but as you age, say 30 .. a year is now 1/30 of your life … so the time in essence IS going faster.
So we are all time travellers.
Adulting sucks. I keep telling my kids to enjoy their teens/early 20s.It’s also due to the fact that you probably FEEL like a kid in your brain but then have to actively remember that you’re an adult.
I still don’t feel like an adult adult …. Like one who is responsible and the person you think of when looking for an adult.
A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.It’s also due to the fact that you probably FEEL like a kid in your brain but then have to actively remember that you’re an adult.
I still don’t feel like an adult adult …. Like one who is responsible and the person you think of when looking for an adult.
You’re the best!!!!!A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.
No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for![]()
Ok, so when we hang, I’ll know where to put your “drink”A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.
No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for![]()
You plan on wearing a Speedo just out and about? You know what that tracks, you have onion rings for breakfast. Conventional logic means nothing out thereOk, so when we hang, I’ll know where to put your “drink”
Stop trying to get on her good sideOk, so when we hang, I’ll know where to put your “drink”
I’m an enigma.You plan on wearing a Speedo just out and about? You know what that tracks, you have onion rings for breakfast. Conventional logic means nothing out there![]()
Agreed. Her inner brat is funStop trying to get on her good side
In a Speedo. Sounds like a weird super hero(?)I’m an enigma.
Once upon a time we were good friends, im willing to let bygones be bygones if she is. And you’ve seen how sexy her good side is, do you blame me?Stop trying to get on her good side
Inner?!? Bahahahahaha!!!Agreed. Her inner brat is fun![]()
We are going to a male strip club after we buy all the shit at costco right?A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.
No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for![]()
here comes the Nut Hugger Conundrum to SAVE THE DAY!!In a Speedo. Sounds like a weird super hero(?)
Yaaaaassssssssss!!!We are going to a male strip club after we buy all the shit at costco right?
I narrowly avoided spitting coffee everywherehere comes the Nut Hugger Conundrum to SAVE THE DAY!!
You are welcome for the linkDon't mind me while I smurf around on my lunch break.![]()
CCG has to come too so she can teach me how to get free tshirts.Yaaaaassssssssss!!!![]()
You had me at free tshirt the squishmallow is just icing on the Girls Gone Wild: Costco x Magic Mike crossover edition cake!!CCG has to come too so she can teach me how to get free tshirts.
Ill buy you both giant squishmallows.
Is it wrong that this is working for me?You are welcome for the link