Sex & Shenanigans

Oh yeah, i let the dog out at 6:45 and he comes back at 6:55

And thats what the regular cup of coffee is for
 
ok … question for the masses.

My theory on time:

When you are young (say 2), a year is only 1/2 of your life … but as you age, say 30 .. a year is now 1/30 of your life … so the time in essence IS going faster.

So we are all time travellers.
Yes and that’s my least favorite math. It means time moves faster as we get older. The worst.
 
It’s also due to the fact that you probably FEEL like a kid in your brain but then have to actively remember that you’re an adult.

I still don’t feel like an adult adult …. Like one who is responsible and the person you think of when looking for an adult.
Adulting sucks. I keep telling my kids to enjoy their teens/early 20s.
 
It’s also due to the fact that you probably FEEL like a kid in your brain but then have to actively remember that you’re an adult.

I still don’t feel like an adult adult …. Like one who is responsible and the person you think of when looking for an adult.
A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.

No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for 🤣
 
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A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.

No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for 🤣
You’re the best!!!!!
 
A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.

No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for 🤣
Ok, so when we hang, I’ll know where to put your “drink”
 
A friend of mine once referred to me as the “responsible one”…While I was drinking a drink out of a male stripper’s speedo. To be clear it was my drink and he put it there and I wasn’t going to put my hand down there and the straw was facing outward.

No…I’m not the adult you’re looking for 🤣
We are going to a male strip club after we buy all the shit at costco right?
 
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