Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Don't. Now I feel like a git..

Are you British?

 

[Sundayschild]

and that is how I end up watching so much porn. See, It all makes sense.

This thread is so circular

Eventually we’ll return to alien porn and pentacles

We're through the looking glass people..

 

[Bry1313]

This thread is so circular

Eventually we’ll return to alien porn and pentacles

I can show you Passion’s tentacles (dammit I said I’d make peace)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This thread is so circular

Eventually we’ll return to alien porn and pentacles

I thought it was alien porn and tentacles. There have been a lot of tentacles here today.

 

[Sundayschild]

Are you British?

Yeah. The bad kind...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can show you Passion’s tentacles (dammit I said I’d make peace)

I have tentacles for her

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah. The bad kind...

What’s the bad kind? … the Welsh?

 

[jason28053]

I have tentacles for her

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Butt plugs?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Butt plugs?

I mean … anything could be a buttplug if you’re brave enough.

Just remember ladies and gentlemen.. the butt is a vacuum. Practice safe buttsecks

 

[Bry1313]

What’s the bad kind? … the Welsh?

Has to be the English, the whole world hates them…..damn colonizers

 

[MrsPassion]

I can show you Passion’s tentacles (dammit I said I’d make peace)

See…you just can’t help yourself. I was minding my own business waiting to see if Smurfettes tongue turns blue and here you are…being a blowfish.

Anybody who wants to see my titacles need only ask. I might say no but you have no power here Bry!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Have you seen the smurfs live action porn????

Does @Indiesoul know about this?

I'M GOING TO NEED THE LINK!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

See…you just can’t help yourself. I was minding my own business waiting to see if Smurfettes tongue turns blue and here you are…being a blowfish.

Anybody who wants to see my titacles need only ask. I might say no but you have no power here Bry!!

I wonder how long it took to get all that paint off

 

[Bry1313]

See…you just can’t help yourself. I was minding my own business waiting to see if Smurfettes tongue turns blue and here you are…being a blowfish.

Anybody who wants to see my titacles need only ask. I might say no but you have no power here Bry!!

I’m Saruman? I don’t want to be Saruman.

 

[MrsPassion]

I wonder how long it took to get all that paint off

I feel like a lot of self reflection happened in that shower lol

 

[Sundayschild]

What’s the bad kind? … the Welsh?

You can't say that out loud....

No - am neither blessed with a Celtic charm nor aristocratic breeding. I'm not even from the noble north. So, I wouldn't even make a decent baddie in a film.

(Although lot's of Irish blood if I want to flex my heritage)

 

[PlotDriven]

See…you just can’t help yourself. I was minding my own business waiting to see if Smurfettes tongue turns blue and here you are…being a blowfish.

Anybody who wants to see my titacles need only ask. I might say no but you have no power here Bry!!

My mother didn't raise no idiot! ::raises hand::

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can't say that out loud....

No - am neither blessed with a Celtic charm nor aristocratic breeding. I'm not even from the noble north. So, I wouldn't even make a decent baddie in a film.

(Although lot's of Irish blood if I want to flex my heritage)

Lol I don’t even know all the different “types” of British people … I just pulled a name out of my brain vault.

Now I need to know … what kind of Brit are you??

 

[MrsPassion]

My mother didn't raise no idiot! ::raises hand::

Hmmmm…

Hmmmmmmmm……

HmmmmMmmmmmmMMMmMmm…

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmmm…

Hmmmmmmmm……

HmmmmMmmmmmmMMMmMmm…

That is not what I pictured you looked like.

 

[MrsPassion]

I have tentacles for her

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I’ll take A, B, E, F, G (it’d be like fucking Venom ) and H

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is not what I pictured you looked like.

Wow, just wow.

If my decision to join #TeamDoubleP’s wasn’t solidified before … it is now.

 

[MrsPassion]

That is not what I pictured you looked like.

I’m good with the makeup

 

[Bry1313]

Wow, just wow.

If my decision to join #TeamDoubleP’s wasn’t solidified before … it is now.

Wait, what did I do?

 

[LupineOne]

I’m good with the makeup

Prosthetics, too.