Sex & Shenanigans

[Nightbird]

Well @Bry1313 has voluntarily vacated a spot so please feel free to join

Thank you!

 

[Bry1313]

Well @Bry1313 has voluntarily vacated a spot so please feel free to join

There is nothing voluntary about being tossed overboard Ms Bundy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are such a drama queen

I clearly need to form a guest list committee. Everybody keeps bouncing me back and forth and none of this has been the pleasurable kind of passing around I’m a fan of lol

I suggest throwing yourself on the mercy of @OrdinaryPerson lmao

@Bry1313 I am willing to take bribes. What do you have to offer? I heard $40 is just couch cushion change for you.

 

[MrsPassion]

@Bry1313 I am willing to take bribes. What do you have to offer? I heard $40 is just couch cushion change for you.

I think your list of demands should be generated from the show Black Mirror
I might be bitter about all of his caterwauling today tho

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think your list of demands should be generated from the show Black Mirror
I might be bitter about all of his caterwauling today tho

He was so extra today

 

[MrsPassion]

He was so extra today

it was excessive, he called mea traitor and gave me this huge ugly name badge to wear

 

[Bry1313]

Thank you!

I’d suggest staying close to @OrdinaryPerson, she’s very welcoming

 

[Nightbird]

I’d suggest staying close to @OrdinaryPerson, she’s very welcoming

I get along with everyone pretty well. Im not worried.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ms Bundy? Ted or Al?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

it was excessive, he called mea traitor and gave me this huge ugly name badge to wear

I gotcha boo.
We all know we dont need name badges when we can recognize each other by our boobs.
Hes just bitter cause he cant be there.
Sorry not sorry Bry.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 I am willing to take bribes. What do you have to offer? I heard $40 is just couch cushion change for you.

I cant hear you.

 

[Bry1313]

it was excessive, he called mea traitor and gave me this huge ugly name badge to wear

You tossed me off a cruise ship covered in some disgusting red shit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I cant hear you.

Did the salt water finally quench your thirst?

 

[Bry1313]

Ms Bundy? Ted or Al?

Either works.

 

[CharlieFuck32]

I gotcha boo.
We all know we dont need name badges when we can recognize each other by our boobs.
Hes just bitter cause he cant be there.
Sorry not sorry Bry.

Boobs are such a great way to ID

 

[MrsPassion]

There is nothing voluntary about being tossed overboard Ms Bundy.

well you voluntarily called me me a traitor and Ted Bundy so potato pohtahto

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You tossed me off a cruise ship covered in some disgusting red shit.

Sounds like she was nice and gave you a bath?

 

[Bry1313]

well you voluntarily called me me a traitor and Ted Bundy so potato pohtahto

Again, the murderer doesn’t get to whine about her treatment by those who care about the victim (which admittedly is just me so I’m acting on my behalf).

 

[MrsPassion]

You tossed me off a cruise ship covered in some disgusting red shit.

it was ketchup YOU DRAMA BUNNY!!!
that's right.. I said it and I'm not taking it back

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

@Bry1313 I am willing to take bribes. What do you have to offer? I heard $40 is just couch cushion change for you.

so, what I am hearing is I should go molest his couch before going to Target?

 

[MrsPassion]

Sounds like she was nice and gave you a bath?

he didn't even say thank you...blowfish love the ocean.
You try and be nice and release the wildlife back into their native habitat and this is the thanks you get

 

[Bry1313]

it was ketchup YOU DRAMA BUNNY!!!
that's right.. I said it and I'm not taking it back

Like I said, disgusting red shit, which I got all over everyone’s sheets before you tossed me. Sorry, not sorry.

 

[MrsPassion]

Like I said, disgusting red shit, which I got all over everyone’s sheets before you tossed me. Sorry, not sorry.

this is a luxury cruise ship, no funny money expense was spared and our laundry facilities are state of the gawddamn art!!! Enjoy your swim

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Like I said, disgusting red shit, which I got all over everyone’s sheets before you tossed me. Sorry, not sorry.

Autocorrect is so weird… it turned “delicious red nirvana” into that indecipherable nonsense

 

[Bry1313]

this is a luxury cruise ship, no funny money expense was spared and our laundry facilities are state of the gawddamn art!!! Enjoy your swim

That stuff in the quantity that I was slathered in won’t get out.