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crazychemgirl
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*volunteers to lick queso off any part of the body you want
Lmizzler
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I almost orgasmed reading that sentence.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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oh, this is lit, many people want to play Marco Polo with you more now.
Bry1313
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I didn’t want to go anyway……I don’t need any of you…..I don’t need anythingMmmm…I see what you’re saying.
However I’ve decided (completely unrelated to a promised a Costco trip) that you’re only allowed to come, if you are first covered in ketchup during the murder mystery dinner show and then thrown overboard. My hands are tied and the selection process (me) is fickle and easily skewed
Bry1313
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You aren’t wrong (I mean I’ve been thrown overboard so I’m out…..but again, you aren’t wrong)
Bry1313
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You really are a Sconnie.
MrsPassion
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Bry1313
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Just sitting here floating watching the fun go away……So dark
In anyone cares I’ll be in the hundred acre wood.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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I am not sure whether to laugh or sad respond. Eeyore looks really sad.
crazychemgirl
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I mean … isn’t that his whole persona?
crazychemgirl
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crazychemgirl
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Also … thanks for keeping this shit shenanigans as fuck today … despite a little blip earlier
MrsPassion
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You are such a drama queen
I clearly need to form a guest list committee. Everybody keeps bouncing me back and forth and none of this has been the pleasurable kind of passing around I’m a fan of lol
I suggest throwing yourself on the mercy of @OrdinaryPerson lmao
Fingerfuxs
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I searched everywhere in the thread
up until now. I saw this joke , so figured I‘d write a post . “ from under “ it’s a teenage joke
weenies covered in cheese 
, from unda
MrsPassion
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Bry1313
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Never, there are more Targets per capita in my city than anywhere else in the world. I’ve got MILFs to ask if they want Starbucks with me after we compare TP couponsYou are such a drama queen
I clearly need to form a guest list committee. Everybody keeps bouncing me back and forth and none of this has been the pleasurable kind of passing around I’m a fan of lol
I suggest throwing yourself on the mercy of @OrdinaryPerson lmao
MrsPassion
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to bad you can’t offer them a spot on the Spectacular spectacular! Cruise
crazychemgirl
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Who doesn’t want TP coupons … cuz it’s now 2023 …I have a feeling even the hoarded TP is running out
crazychemgirl
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I always wanted to go on a cruise with little nametags hung around our necks that say,
“If drunk return to Room _____”
“If drunk return to Room _____”
SherlockianMan
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Why is it the same as my room number?
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Radiantcurves87
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blip? what did i miss? lol
Nightbird
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Can I go on the Cruise?to bad you can’t offer them a spot on the Spectacular spectacular! Cruise
MrsPassion
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CharlieFuck32
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Hello all, beer o’clock here. How’s everyone?
