Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

What’s the difference between being French Canadian and just French? I’m a little French Canadian. Why aren’t I just French? Or Canadian?

Because French Canadians are the massholes of Canada. Just like Alberta is the butthole of Canada

See below for reference:

 

[Bry1313]

Damn…I do need the A

Fine! You can come, pay your gawddamned deposit though!

Send me the amount and what payment you’ll accept and consider it done

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well one of my best friends turned on me and joined up with my sworn enemy, and people have found that treachery to be funny. I blame my former close friend for that.

You know I you

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

She told me she was going to roll your hair and put your lipstick on in the glass of her boudoir and tell you,
"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"

That's not all we did in her boudoir

 

[MrsPassion]

Send me the amount and what payment you’ll accept and consider it done

Ohhh…it’s not much…just a fifth margarita

 

[Bry1313]

Ohhh…it’s not much…just a fifth margarita

Mixing it up now……(takes a muscle relaxer)

 

[Bry1313]

That's not all we did in her boudoir

I heard she told you “Cause He made you perfect, babe. So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far"

 

[Mr_bogey]

Damn…I do need the A

Fine! You can come, pay your gawddamned deposit though!

It doesn't feel right seeing Bry extort you like that. I got you covered.
https://ibb.co/d4TXChr

#lawyered

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Because French Canadians are the massholes of Canada. Just like Alberta is the butthole of Canada

See below for reference:

Oh. I don’t have it in me to watch a video. So I’m a butthole? Am I French? Or Canadian?

 

[Bry1313]

You know I you

Oh, and what made you think I was talking about you?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You know I you

Thank god. I don’t like everyone picking on Bry all the time

 

[Bry1313]

Oh. I don’t have it in me to watch a video. So I’m a butthole? Am I French? Or Canadian?

We’d have to see your butthole to know (am I asking for it right Indie?)

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thank god. I don’t like everyone picking on Bry all the time

But..but...but.....he started it.

 

[Bry1313]

Thank god. I don’t like everyone picking on Bry all the time

At least Nebs will never turn on me.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But..but...but.....he started it.

By hating ketchup? Or did I miss something?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

At least Nebs will never turn on me.

I’m the golden retriever of Lit

 

[Mr_bogey]

Trying to ban lawyers from the orgy.

 

[Bry1313]

But..but...but.....he started it.

https://imgur.com/a/1ReIzMB

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I heard she told you “Cause He made you perfect, babe. So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far"

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

 

[Bry1313]

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

You’d never be a drag baby, you are a queen.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We’d have to see your butthole to know (am I asking for it right Indie?)

Mmhmm. And I've seen hers, it's perfect

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Trying to ban lawyers from the orgy.

I think we need lawyers at the orgy. Cover out proverbial asses and stuff

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think we need lawyers at the orgy. Cover out proverbial asses and stuff

That was my plan --- to cover as many asses as possible personally. And yes, stuffing will be involved.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. I don’t have it in me to watch a video. So I’m a butthole? Am I French? Or Canadian?

You’re not a butthole … but you should want to be French or Canadian but never French Canadian

 

[Bry1313]

I think we need lawyers at the orgy. Cover out proverbial asses and stuff

Ok, Bogey only……no more lawyers, just one.