Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

Yeah … fucking job man. Like why can’t I just get paid to be on lit???

Given this thread activity, Lit should pay you.

 

[Bry1313]

Target sells MILF’s??? … fucking Americans.

I mean your browse for them, and the MILF decides if you are worth her attention but MILFs are available for sure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s 50% me just talking to myself

 

[LupineOne]

It’s 50% me just talking to myself

Nah…10% tops

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Target sells MILF’s??? … fucking Americans.

... for the right price, sure.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’s 50% me just talking to myself

I feel like it’s really around 4-5%. You ask us shit, we answer it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

... for the right price, sure.

They come with scented candles?

 

[LupineOne]

They come with scented candles?

Of course. Scents are part of the seduction aren’t they?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

They come with scented candles?

Well, you can usually find them both in the Home Goods section.

 

[Bbl87]

They come with scented candles?

I thought that was part if the cost of getting a milf, you had to by scented candles FOR them. I musta fucked up...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well, you can usually find them both in the Home Goods section.

Im more of a wine and chocolate section…
But I guess I can wander to the linens. I like new sheets

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone want pomegranate?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT819TRGG/

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Im more of a wine and chocolate section…
But I guess I can wander to the linens. I like new sheets

Same, girl, same. I bought 3 new sets last time.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Same, girl, same. I bought 3 new sets last time.

My grandma used to iron sheets. So weird. But I now understand the love of fresh clean sheets

 

[LupineOne]

My grandma used to iron sheets. So weird. But I now understand the love of fresh clean sheets

There’s nothing like falling asleep and waking upnaked on fresh clean sheets

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

My grandma used to iron sheets. So weird. But I now understand the love of fresh clean sheets

Love fresh sheets, but also love making them dirty

 

[MedicalMuse]

There’s nothing like falling asleep and waking upnaked on fresh clean sheets

I don’t sleep naked

Love fresh sheets, but also love making them dirty

That’s the best

 

[MedicalMuse]

i have to go be productive.
I hope you all have the best day
I’ll see ya

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

I don’t sleep naked

That’s the best

I don't sleep naked either....if it's really fucking hot I might have my shirt off, but still with a pair of shorts.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

i have to go be productive.
I hope you all have the best day
I’ll see ya

Good luck being productive

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t sleep naked

I have to when it’s 80-90 for too many days. My A/C isn’t as efficient as it should be, living in an old farmhouse

 

[crazychemgirl]

NEED to sleep in a cold room and cold bed … even if I go to sleep and it’s cold I wake up too hot.

 

[Lmizzler]

So glad for ceiling fans

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

NEED to sleep in a cold room and cold bed … even if I go to sleep and it’s cold I wake up too hot.

That's why I have a fan on me at high blast even in the dead of winter.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

NEED to sleep in a cold room and cold bed … even if I go to sleep and it’s cold I wake up too hot.

I have one those cooling pillows, with the fan.