Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

It’s a new one. It’s usually other things. I liked fuckstick. I may use it myself.

I've got a fuckstick for ya

 

[crazychemgirl]

I prefer twatrocket to fuckstick

 

[SixShooter14]

I prefer twatrocket to fuckstick

do ya though? rockets are lit and done pretty quickly... A stick can stay and get the job done

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Guys … Sunday is the most sad happy day ever.

You’re happy because it’s not Monday and you can still lay around naked in your bed for hours if you so desire… but Monday is sneaking around the corner like a demented clown just waiting to fuck up your happy.

I still get that residual "shit I haven't done my homework" anxiety at around 6pm on a Sunday

 

[LupineOne]

My one son called the other “Hey Fuckstick, shut the fuck up”. I’ve never been more impressed with a 17 year old boy’s vocabulary.

“Twatwaffle” is a favorite of mine. Not to use. It just makes me laugh

 

[SixShooter14]

My favorite is just a plain old fashioned "dumbass!" said in my best Red Foreman voice.

Occasionally I'll use Fucktwit, Fucktard, shitfucker

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Twatwaffle” is a favorite of mine. Not to use. It just makes me laugh

That’s a classic!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sundays are for getting so drunk you forget mondays exist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sundays are for getting so drunk you forget mondays exist.

I’ve clearly been doing it all wrong.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It’s a new one. It’s usually other things.

I liked fuckstick.

We know.

I may use it myself.

I thought it was already in the rotation... oh wait, is that what you call it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve clearly been doing it all wrong.

This is why you need to hang out with me

 

[Apisto42]

This is why you need to hang out with me

I can’t hang with the getting that drunk on Sunday!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is why you need to hang out with me

Clearly!!

I’m just here drinking water like a sucker!

 

[Apisto42]

But I could probably learn to like garlic spam.

 

[SixShooter14]

Clearly!!

I’m just here drinking water like a sucker!

here too

 

[Mr_bogey]

But I could probably learn to like garlic spam.

I'll drink apisto's share if he eats my spam.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But I could probably learn to like garlic spam.

Once you go spam you never go back

 

[Apisto42]

I'll drink apisto's share if he eats my spam.

Dude. You don’t just ask another dude to eat your spam. That’s fucked up!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dude. You don’t just ask another dude to eat your spam. That’s fucked up!

But you’re a rabbit

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dude. You don’t just ask another dude to eat your spam. That’s fucked up!

I have no spam. Never did, never will.

If playdough made a meat, it would be spam.

 

[Backagainpart4]

If we are talking Spiced Ham (Spam) I love eating it.

Any other spam, just no

 

[rjr_1954]

Hello I'm new to this thread, but I'm very active on another thread. I know quite a few people here and they know me. I'd really like to be accepted here, but I really don't have to ask do I

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have no spam. Never did, never will.

If playdough made a meat, it would be spam.

I was the kid eating play dough … just so you know.

 

[Apisto42]

But you’re a rabbit

Yeah, spam is probably made out of rabbit.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yeah, spam is probably made out of rabbit.

nothing wrong with that. Rabbit is good eating!