Sex & Shenanigans

It was a specific cocktail cherry being discussed until @MedicalMuse brought up her cherries and there was clearly implied innuendo but I was definitely confused but unquestionably interested.

I'm confident she was not claiming to be a "Born Again Virgin". 😁
I know ALL about you lusting after MM's cherries. Who doesn't? 🤷‍♀️😂

Also, Bry, please cover that pussy! 😂
 
Guys … Sunday is the smoker sad happy day ever.

You’re happy because it’s not Monday and you can still lay around naked in your bed for hours if you so desire… but Monday is sneaking around the corner like a demented clown just waiting to fuck up your happy.
After having worked so many weekends and holidays.... I stopped dreading Mondays. Same shit, different day... just drown it in caffeine and sarcasm like all the rest.
well … we wouldn’t exactly be fighting, either ;)
don't be so sure... she likes it a little rough :devilish:
 
My one son called the other “Hey Fuckstick, shut the fuck up”. I’ve never been more impressed with a 17 year old boy’s vocabulary.
some cunts like to say swearing is a sign of low intelligence… I think the exact opposite.. if you can take the words and twist them to make the most amazing new swears… that’s a sign of great intelligence. Your boy is on his way to being great!
 
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