Sex & Shenanigans

[Backagainpart4]

Cow? Or steer?

 

[SixShooter14]

Cow? Or steer?

Cow

 

[Backagainpart4]

Ok then. I guess cows can have horns.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok then. I guess cows can have horns.

Definitely!

Lol, you can see her udders in the pic!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yeah, umm cows don’t have horns, maybe they do in Canada that I wouldn’t know.

Cows definitely do have horns, unless they are removed or bred out of them.

 

[Cindy027]

Mine did

Turns out you are right. I have never seen one though, sorta like some dog breeds used to get their tails chopped off. But anyway I digress, because the dairy farmers remove the horns they then require bells.

 

[SixShooter14]

There are many breeds where females don't have horns or only have very small horns. But also many that the females are just as horny as the males

 

[Backagainpart4]

There are many breeds where females don't have horns or only have very small horns. But also many that the females are just as horny as the males

It’s always a treat when the females are just as horny as the males.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yep, the Angus and Herefords i had were polled. But the Longhorns of course had horns. Though several sadly had been cut off before i bought them for safety or convenience.

 

[Cindy027]

Cow:
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This is just proof that nature can be a cruel bitch.

 

[SixShooter14]

This is just proof that nature can be a cruel bitch.

No, that proof is that this cow passed away trying to give birth in a June heatwave when it was 100F. She didn't come up for feed so we assumed she was in the woods calving. By the time we found her deep in the thicket, she had been dead for several hours.

Her skull is now hanging on the wall in the house. Sad but it happens.

 

[LupineOne]

This is just proof that nature can be a cruel bitch.

Nature isn’t cruel. It just is what it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, umm cows don’t have horns, maybe they do in Canada that I wouldn’t know.

lol ok Sargent buzzkill … it’s a bad dad joke.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just ordered a pizza, Greek salads, garlic sticks, and strawberries and cream for dinner!

That sounds lovely!!

Pineapple?

 

[crazychemgirl]

*steals all the feta*

Facts!! I made a green pasta salad for lunches this week with goat feta … omg so good

 

[AmberLGreen]

*steals all the feta*

*giggles at the theft of the feta which I had already licked*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

*steals all the feta*

Halfsies?

(See guys? I can share!)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which makes it even more desirable!

https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/64772a932b491c2fcdb731ea/16:9/pass/succession-cheese.jpg

That… just.. I’m so conflicted lol

 

[jason28053]

Yeah, umm cows don’t have horns, maybe they do in Canada that I wouldn’t know.

male and female cattle (including the many wild versions such as the African Cape Buffalo) and wildebeest (a kind of antelope) have horns

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Orgasm in a box. No pineapple.

 

[Mei5ter]

male and female cattle (including the many wild versions such as the African Cape Buffalo) and wildebeest (a kind of antelope) have horns

If you want to see an antelope, there's no need to go to Africa. Just watch two ants run off and get married without their parents' approval. Simples.

 

[jason28053]

Orgasm in a box. No pineapple.

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Save the peppers for me

 

[jason28053]

If you want to see an antelope, there's no need to go to Africa. Just watch two ants run off and get married without their parents' approval. Simples.

Cantaloupe, I’m already married

 

[Mei5ter]

Cantaloupe, I’m already married

...said with genuine meloncholy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Orgasm in a box. No pineapple.

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That looks heavenly