Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

You wish you were cool enough to be my alt

That is so something I’d say to throw people off.

 

[SixShooter14]

FEED THE BEAST!

I get really bad migraines on my cycle so I’m rarely down to have fun. I’m normally crying on the bed with all the lights off trying to distract myself from the pain with tv and snacks

sounds like most of my weekends.. But without the crying and tv

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only one way to find out...

I’m sure there’s lots of amazing things we could do with you on your back.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

FEED THE BEAST!

I get really bad migraines on my cycle so I’m rarely down to have fun. I’m normally crying on the bed with all the lights off trying to distract myself from the pain with tv and snacks

Oh he learned the hard way one time, and during the pandemic. He ate the last of my cookies and I can't do pure chocolate, stupid allergy as a girl. So he gets prepared a week in advance, yes he knows my cycle and the signs. Give him credit for that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s ok … 69 is WAY overrated IMO

I can’t find the clip … but there was a scene in a movie where the actress was describing 69 …

(Paraphrasing)

No one does 69 anymore! 69 is for when you’re young and trying to squeeze it all in before your parents get home.

I'm 38 and still a fan

 

[Bbl87]

You do you my dude … it’s definitely NMK

if he’s on top his dick has to bend backward a bit to get it in .. which isn’t always easy or comfortable..
if she’s on top then her nose is in your balls and taint.. also not ideal.

Besides not to mention the fact that you’re both trying to concentrate while still trying to enjoy the experience.

I’ll just take turns, TYVM

We usually do side by side, or her on top. We aren't small individuals, so side by side is usually easier logistically but I'm down for whatever.

She also rarely let's me go down on her (been over a year now) so it's also an excuse to do that! She usually only does it when she's pretty drunk, has a mental block about taste/smell.

 

[LupineOne]

And again I want in on this friendship situation.

I second, no third that friendship please.

Forth!

Ditto.

I'd love to be in a situation involving y'all.

As much as I’d love to be a party in this, it’s getting too crowded for me…
*settles in to watch*

 

[Bbl87]

trying to squeeze it all in

I can't believe I missed this opportunity the first time I read this but...

Story of my life.

 

[SixShooter14]

As much as I’d love to be a party in this, it’s getting too crowded for me…
*settles in to watch*

yeah, they are fun to watch!

 

[Bry1313]

I'm 38 and still a fan

Youth brag.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

As much as I’d love to be a party in this, it’s getting too crowded for me…
*settles in to watch*

you mean film correct?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is so something I’d say to throw people off.

Ok … if you’re me … can you balance the following chemical equations:

 

[Cindy027]

What's a 'I feel for you' emoji ? Definitely not enough emojis in this site.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm 38 and still a fan

That’s cuz you’re hot and bendy n stuff

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Ok … if you’re me … can you balance the following chemical equations:

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can i phone or in my case msg my college chem professor? I couldn't then, can't now.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok … if you’re me … can you balance the following chemical equations:

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8NH3 + 10O2 -> 12H2O + 8NO ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

can i phone or in my case msg my college chem professor? I couldn't then, can't now.

It’s honestly not as hard as people think. Just gotta count. How many C’s on the left and right .. how many H’s.. etc.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

yeah, everyone's different. My ex got super horny as her period started and ended. There was usually about 1 day of no action in the middle when she didn't feel like it.

I think I proved in here and with @ICM8781 i was super horny, as it had ended.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you just call me the Lord?

I think she just called me the Lord!

She called you a gourd. It was just a speech to text error.

 

[SixShooter14]

What's a 'I feel for you' emoji ? Definitely not enough emojis in this site.

Usually just "love" even if it's a sad love...

or if you want it in a post a hug works

 

[ICM8781]

I think I proved in here and with @ICM8781 i was super horny, as it had ended.

Always willing to relieve you being super horny, whenever I can.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok … if you’re me … can you balance the following chemical equations:

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Of course we can (I mean I can)

 

[crazychemgirl]

8NH3 + 10O2 -> 12H2O + 8NO ?

I mean, yeah

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course we can (I mean I can)

Good grief

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Always willing to relieve you being super horny, whenever I can.

In that case it is Friday and 69 day.....