Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

That hadn't escaped me this morning. And it's shark week here. Sonuvabitch.

is that a euphemism?

 

[SixShooter14]

Who’s getting laid tonight?

*raises hand emphatically*

oh, I'll be laying on my pillow so hard... My head buried between the soft bulging fabric!!!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

That hadn't escaped me this morning. And it's shark week here. Sonuvabitch.

Haha gotta love timing

 

[Bry1313]

Bless your heart.

You aren’t Southern are you? Because if you are, that’s so mean!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

The date is June 9 … 6/9

Finally one I can celebrate, no longer shark week here, just in time.

 

[Joxlrg]

Shark week is the week she is on her period

 

[Rapharider]

Who’s getting laid tonight?

*raises hand emphatically*

It’s gonna be a big, fat no for me. I think I must be getting on for a nearly four week dry spell now. I’m worried my cock will shrivel up and drop off

 

[SixShooter14]

Shark week is the week she is on her period

I figured about 3 mins after posting that.

That doesn't have to ruin the night/week though!

 

[SixShooter14]

It’s gonna be a big, fat no for me. I think I must be getting on for a nearly four week dry spell now. I’m worried my cock will shrivel up and drop off

about 4 years here... It shrivels up, but hasn't fallen off yet.

 

[Bry1313]

Isn’t all corn from a field? You midwesterners confuse me.

One corn is for us, the other corn for the animals we eat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That hadn't escaped me this morning. And it's shark week here. Sonuvabitch.

It’s ok … 69 is WAY overrated IMO

I can’t find the clip … but there was a scene in a movie where the actress was describing 69 …

(Paraphrasing)

No one does 69 anymore! 69 is for when you’re young and trying to squeeze it all in before your parents get home.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I figured about 3 mins after posting that.

That doesn't have to ruin the night/week though!

I should have asked that question days ago on her, was too scared. lol

 

[Bbl87]

I figured about 3 mins after posting that.

That doesn't have to ruin the night/week though!

Haha, oh, I know. She is rarely interested during that time though.

And I've earned my red wings, don't get me wrong. I'm not above it.

 

[SixShooter14]

I should have asked that question days ago on her, was too scared. lol

yeah, I was thinking of the damn shark TV shows...like? why would that ruin a day/week? I guess if the SO is just that big of a shark fanatic?

 

[crazychemgirl]

One corn is for us, the other corn for the animals we eat.

Are we talking about fucking corn now????


I mean.. it is close to 10” .. I know that’s your kink

 

[Bbl87]

It’s ok … 69 is WAY overrated IMO

I can’t find the clip … but there was a scene in a movie where the actress was describing 69 …

(Paraphrasing)

No one does 69 anymore! 69 is for when you’re young and trying to squeeze it all in before your parents get home.

I'd argue it's a treat when I've gotten to enjoy it, which isn't very often. I'll be honest, I do kind of want to give it a shot since she learned to deepthroat in the last year. Feel like that might make things a little different, haha.

 

[Rapharider]

It’s ok … 69 is WAY overrated IMO

I can’t find the clip … but there was a scene in a movie where the actress was describing 69 …

(Paraphrasing)

No one does 69 anymore! 69 is for when you’re young and trying to squeeze it all in before your parents get home.

I agree that giving or receiving in isolation probably is preferable but there is something very satisfying about getting sucked off whilst she’s sitting on my face.

It’s sensory overload.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

yeah, I was thinking of the damn shark TV shows...like? why would that ruin a day/week? I guess if the SO is just that big of a shark fanatic?

Not mine, he knows to throw chocolate chip cookies and stay away. He is safer that way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd argue it's a treat when I've gotten to enjoy it, which isn't very often. I'll be honest, I do kind of want to give it a shot since she learned to deepthroat in the last year. Feel like that might make things a little different, haha.

You do you my dude … it’s definitely NMK

if he’s on top his dick has to bend backward a bit to get it in .. which isn’t always easy or comfortable..
if she’s on top then her nose is in your balls and taint.. also not ideal.

Besides not to mention the fact that you’re both trying to concentrate while still trying to enjoy the experience.

I’ll just take turns, TYVM

 

[SixShooter14]

Haha, oh, I know. She is rarely interested during that time though.

And I've earned my red wings, don't get me wrong. I'm not above it.

yeah, everyone's different. My ex got super horny as her period started and ended. There was usually about 1 day of no action in the middle when she didn't feel like it.

 

[Bry1313]

Are we talking about fucking corn now????


I mean.. it is close to 10” .. I know that’s your kink

Corn is emphatically NMK.

Why am I talking to myself?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not mine, he knows to throw chocolate chip cookies and stay away. He is safer that way.

FEED THE BEAST!

I get really bad migraines on my cycle so I’m rarely down to have fun. I’m normally crying on the bed with all the lights off trying to distract myself from the pain with tv and snacks

 

[crazychemgirl]

Corn is emphatically NMK.

Why am I talking to myself?

You wish you were cool enough to be my alt

 

[SixShooter14]

You do you my dude … it’s definitely NMK

if he’s on top his dick has to bend backward a bit to get it in .. which isn’t always easy or comfortable..
if she’s on top then her nose is in your balls and taint.. also not ideal.

Besides not to mention the fact that you’re both trying to concentrate while still trying to enjoy the experience.

I’ll just take turns, TYVM

honestly, I agree.. The idea is better than the practice. Not that I'm going to tell her No if she's sitting on my face and bends forward.

 

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