Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

I've done that before. Though people outside the Midwest probably don't realize you can't do that with MOST corn. Field corn vs sweet corn and all, though to be fair I didn't know the difference until I was an adult either.

Yeah you don't want to do that with field corn....not nearly as good at all.

 

[Photog1rl]

Thanks, PG! How have you been and what have I missed in this thread other than a love of butt stuff?

I can’t believe I’m up this early, but I can’t complain about morning orgasms either.

Just seeing this now @LadyLascivious1 i’m guessing you got the update. Hope your day is going well!

Did you just call me the Lord?

I think she just called me the Lord!

Oh fuck, why have I done. I clearly didn’t think this through.
I thin the line to be born again will be keeping you busy.

Work from home day means I get to join this madness early

Or it means you stayed up way too late and then slept through the shenanigans of early morning….
I like what you got better

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh man, I suck with directions. Somehow I ended up in Ohio.

Bless your heart.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah you don't want to do that with field corn....not nearly as good at all.

Why do i think you guys are the people doing the cock videos on tiktok now?

 

[Bbl87]

Yeah you don't want to do that with field corn....not nearly as good at all.

I've never even tried with field corn, haha. I like my teeth.

 

[LupineOne]

I've never even tried with field corn, haha. I like my teeth.

Exactly

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Simple. You just need a qualified medical professional to slip her finger in your butt and...voilà!

@MedicalMuse, you’re hired!

I’m willing to return the favor (I have some healthcare degrees as well!) or negotiate some other sexual repayment trade

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You can't follow directions!? Say it isn't so!

Well. Sometimes. I'm a pretty good student, I think.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Yeah you don't want to do that with field corn....not nearly as good at all.

I agree, of course my 5 year old self, was curious as to why it wasn't as yellow and the taste. Plus, was the farmer really going to notice 1 corn ear missing?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh fuck, why have I done. I clearly didn’t think this through.
I thin the line to be born again will be keeping you busy.

Care to help a girl Lord out?

 

[Photog1rl]

Care to help a girl Lord out?

Haha sorry. NMK I haven’t been to church since I got married.

 

[Photog1rl]

I've never even tried with field corn, haha. I like my teeth.

Isn’t all corn from a field? You midwesterners confuse me.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Haha sorry. NMK I haven’t been to church since I got married.

You don't need a church for what I have in mind.

 

[Bbl87]

Care to help a girl Lord out?

Haha sorry. NMK I haven’t been to church since I got married.

Seminary graduate here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well. Sometimes. I'm a pretty good student, I think.

Are you? … are you a good girl?

 

[Joxlrg]

You don't need a church for what I have in mind.

Hell I even got her a lil tipsy on Champagne for ya..

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Are you? … are you a good girl?

Are you trying to make me cum?

 

[Bbl87]

Isn’t all corn from a field? You midwesterners confuse me.

Haha, in a sense, yes. I don't know the scientific names, but different kinds of corn. "Field corn" is the vast majority of corn grown. It it mostly goes into processed corn foods and animal feeds. If you buy canned corn or eat corn on the cob, that's sweet corn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you trying to make me cum?

Not actively … but if it’s a consequence of my words … I’m ok with that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not actively … but if it’s a consequence of my words … I’m ok with that.

Keep talking, babe.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MedicalMuse, you’re hired!

I’m willing to return the favor (I have some healthcare degrees as well!) or negotiate some other sexual repayment trade

Thank you. I’m so glad we have this reciprocal relationship

 

[Photog1rl]

Seminary graduate here.

Perfect and I believe you and @Indiesoul may have met before

I’m glad you don’t hold the fact that she left you waiting on the back porch against her.
I’ve got to prep for my meetings so no sad and shenanigans for me this morning.

Have all of the fun!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Isn’t all corn from a field? You midwesterners confuse me.

Haha, I grew up NJ the garden state, took me some years or at least 1 ear to taste what was okay to eat in terms of corn.

 

[Photog1rl]

Thank you. I’m so glad we have this reciprocal relationship

And again I want in on this friendship situation.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Keep talking, babe.

I’m concerned this could turn porno-ey very quickly … lol

But … I’m already half there just viewing your pic on undressed