Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

I think @crazychemgirl had a query out asking dudes to measure. Man there were some angry fellas in that thread.

I missed that one.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Muse was obviously inspired by Dazed and Confused

Then why do I like you?! You’re older than me…

 

[Bbl87]

But you know what to do if you want my opinion on your dick size right?

We've been through this before...

 

[MedicalMuse]

I wasn't sure if you were talking orgasms or degrees.

I'm at 2. DEGREES.

For today I’m at 9. It’s not over though.

 

[Bbl87]

For today I’m at 9. It’s not over though.

I say let's go for a bakers dozen!

 

[Bry1313]

You’re not supposed to drink at work, honey.

Pic down.


I’m an equal opportunity penis lover, tyvm.

Honestly, I prefer fingers to just about anything.

Looks at hands……..hey I have fingers!

They can even hold cock sauce, which @OrdinaryPerson wishes she could get her hands on

https://imgur.com/a/LVCJxQL

 

[Mr_bogey]

Then why do I like you?! You’re older than me…

You didn't meet me in class.

And I'm very corruptible

 

[Radiantcurves87]

But you know what to do if you want my opinion on your dick size right?

Haven't seen this before on a different thread?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Looks at hands……..hey I have fingers!

They can even hold cock sauce, which @OrdinaryPerson wishes she could get her hands on

https://imgur.com/a/LVCJxQL

I’m gonna call that cock sauce from now on.

 

[Apisto42]

You’re not supposed to drink at work, honey.

Pic down.


I’m an equal opportunity penis lover, tyvm.

Honestly, I prefer fingers to just about anything.

I’m in then. Still have 10.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You didn't meet me in class.

And I'm very corruptible

Said the lawyer

 

[Radiantcurves87]

For today I’m at 9. It’s not over though.

I'm at 5, I feel like I'm always behind haha

 

[Mr_bogey]

You’re not supposed to drink at work, honey.

Pic down.


I’m an equal opportunity penis lover, tyvm.

Honestly, I prefer fingers to just about anything.

And I got 10 of em

 

[SixShooter14]

I'm at 5, I feel like I'm always behind haha

Nothing wrong with being behind Musey... It's a beautiful view!!!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Nothing wrong with being behind Musey... It's a beautiful view!!!

Well it is thirsty thursday isn't it?

 

[SixShooter14]

Well it is thirsty thursday isn't it?

You have no idea!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

For today I’m at 9. It’s not over though.

Damn, how do you train finger muscles?

 

[SixShooter14]

Damn, how do you train finger muscles?

Practice practice practice

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm at 5, I feel like I'm always behind haha

I'm at 1 and I'm good.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Damn, how do you train finger muscles?

I alternate between a vibrating egg and my fingers…

 

[Apisto42]

In no particular order, 1,2 &0

Fucks given, Orgasm, degrees.

It’s a puzzle.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm at 1 and I'm good.

Your refractory period is not the same as mine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They can even hold cock sauce, which @OrdinaryPerson wishes she could get her hands on

https://imgur.com/a/LVCJxQL

This is just like my Lit life where i cant get cock or ass.
Thats why im a 10 and 0.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Which is why you nerds should stop blaming me for things.
Im just sitting in the corner here playing with my toys, wait i mean playing with myself, wait i mean... eating glue.

Looks at where it’s coming from… it’s sticky and white…. But that’s not glue darling

 

[SixShooter14]

I'm at 1 and I'm good.

Same here... Would have been 2 but i had to go back to work after lunch