Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

I’m in luck. 12” circumference and 15” long.

The problem I sometimes have is getting my hand in first.

We’re talking forearms right?

Slow and steady, work your way up to it.

 

[Bry1313]

They said nothing about minimum requirements … relax jimbo

All stubby pencils matter

 

[georgerb]

Wait!!! Does the electric cord add to the overall length...bet OrdinaryPerson can answer that...

 

[georgerb]

I think youll need a 5th. Havent you heard i have a 10 inch cock?

They said nothing about minimum requirements … relax jimbo

Please note...they didn't say jumbo...

 

[Bbl87]

All Penises matter.

Overall, yes.

But only one does to me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

All stubby pencils matter

Until you need it to be useful

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did no one notice the dildo?

Even if I didn't notice it. I would have assumed it was there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even if I didn't notice it. I would have assumed it was there.

Dildos belong alongside crappy BBQ ingredients?

 

[Bbl87]

OK ladies... real question. I joked about starting a thread awhile back and blamed OP. But you seem like an educated bunch. So...

At what point is a dick "big" to y'all? Length and/or girth. I'm curious to see the varying standards.

 

[Mr_bogey]

My favorite one has a cubic zirconia.

Wait, I thought I was your favorite?

 

[Bry1313]

Dildos belong alongside crappy BBQ ingredients?

I’m cool bringing a dildo to the BBQ but I’d rather it include pork shoulder, Cole slaw, pickles and drinks.

 

[SixShooter14]

OK ladies... real question. I joked about starting a thread awhile back and blamed OP. But you seem like an educated bunch. So...

At what point is a dick "big" to y'all? Length and/or girth. I'm curious to see the varying standards.

Wasnt this discussed recently? Like 10 pages of sizes and what each woman considered large including pictures of their toys?

 

[Mr_bogey]

After 4, you could definitely sneak a fifth one into Bogey. We all know this.

You devious motherfucker. So glad I switched to #TeamOP

 

[Lmizzler]

OK ladies... real question. I joked about starting a thread awhile back and blamed OP. But you seem like an educated bunch. So...

At what point is a dick "big" to y'all? Length and/or girth. I'm curious to see the varying standards.

Sorry I got distracted by the sentence about this being an educated bunch!

 

[Bry1313]

You devious motherfucker. So glad I switched to #TeamOP

She’s the one who would give you the 5th, it would be her idea. You and I also both know this.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wasnt this discussed recently? Like 10 pages of sizes and what each woman considered large including pictures of their toys?

Bubbles talks about dick size more than @LaisDeMarieDeFrance talks about queso

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think youll need a 5th. Havent you heard i have a 10 inch cock?

I've heard and I'll tag you in when I need a break but my ass is flat enough without you trying to plow it with that.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Bubbles talks about dick size more than @LaisDeMarieDeFrance talks about queso

Guess what I'm eating tonight?

 

[Bbl87]

Wasnt this discussed recently? Like 10 pages of sizes and what each woman considered large including pictures of their toys?

Like 2 people actually contributed I think. I remember PG off hand actually, thats it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry I got distracted by the sentence about this being an educated bunch!

I know for a fact that most of the regular posters here have not one, but multiple university degrees

 

[MedicalMuse]

I know for a fact that most of the regular posters here have not one, but multiple university degrees

I resemble this.

 

[Bry1313]

I know for a fact that most of the regular posters here have not one, but multiple university degrees

Big brains are sexy AF.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I resemble this.

Moi aussi

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I know for a fact that most of the regular posters here have not one, but multiple university degrees

I have 3 degrees from 3 different schools. So its fact/true for me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Slow and steady, work your way up to it.

Nope. No sir. You can keep your hand and your forearm.

Wait, I thought I was your favorite?

I haven’t tested you out yet.