Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

@Bbl87 says its the girth inches that matter

What's wrong with having both?

Should I be ashamed of my length?

 

[georgerb]

I think youll need a 5th. Havent you heard i have a 10 inch cock?

The one in the nightstand drawer?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Bbl87 says its the girth inches that matter

He lies.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it bad my auto correct wanted me to put “obese”?

Autocorrect doesn’t know how to math.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He lies.

I mean... i like the girth more than the length but ill take both

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also… autocorrect regularly changes food to good .. so I’m pretty sure apple just wants me to be fat.

 

[SixShooter14]

I mean... i like the girth more than the length but ill take both

I gotchu

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean... i like the girth more than the length but ill take both

girth + length > length > girth

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also… autocorrect regularly changes food to good .. so I’m pretty sure apple just wants me to be fat.

Predictive text tells me fuck when i want to type duck so android wants me to be foul mouthed or a whore?

 

[SixShooter14]

Predictive text tells me fuck when i want to type duck so android wants me to be a foul mouthed or a whore?

Same! Mine's been doing that for a week or 2.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

girth + length > length > girth

girth + length > girth > length

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Predictive text tells me fuck when i want to type duck so android wants me to be foul mouthed or a whore?

Why not both?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Predictive text tells me fuck when i want to type duck so android wants me to be foul mouthed or a whore?

I put in a keyboard replacement so duck is always fuck and ducking is always fucking

 

[crazychemgirl]

Makes it awkward when I text my coworker that I’m fucking my boss

 

[Bbl87]

@Bbl87 says its the girth inches that matter

What's wrong with having both?

Should I be ashamed of my length?

I mean... i like the girth more than the length but ill take both

girth + length > length > girth

girth + length > girth > length

Hey, more power to those who have both. All I'm saying is I can fill things up without rearranging organs.

 

[SixShooter14]

Hey, more power to those who have both. All I'm saying is I can fill things up without rearranging organs.

But what if some women like getting rearranged!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

But what if some women like getting rearranged!!!

There’s toys for that…. Just ask @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bbl87]

But what if some women like getting rearranged!!!

More power to 'em. I'm just not their man.

 

[Bry1313]

girth + length > length > girth

girth + length > girth > length

This seems grounds for a broken friendship. I think you two should cease engaging with each other now, lest things get worse and more awkward.

 

[MedicalMuse]

More power to 'em. I'm just not their man.

All Penises matter.

 

[georgerb]

Crap....sliderule or measuring tape or both.....fricking math crap....

 

[Apisto42]

girth + length > length > girth

girth + length > girth > length

I’m in luck. 12” circumference and 15” long.

The problem I sometimes have is getting my hand in first.

We’re talking forearms right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m in luck. 12” circumference and 15” long.

The problem I sometimes have is getting my hand in first.

We’re talking forearms right?

Omg thank you for this … which reminds me of a conversation that happened the other night.

I went out for dinner and drinks on a patio .., 3 sangrias later and my friend (who I haven’t seen in months) shows up and we have a whole conversation about things from university.., suddenly she loudly exclaims she remembers when we had a conversation about fisting. All the while making a punching gesture in the air.

It was hilarious and yet somewhat mortifying

 

[Bry1313]

All Penises matter.

Finally, because those charts were getting upsetting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Finally, because those charts were getting upsetting

They said nothing about minimum requirements … relax jimbo