Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Geez, you two are meant for each other for sure!

Hahaha… sometimes someone comes around and they just complete you.

@Bry1313 Sorry, not sorry

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hahaha… sometimes someone comes around and they just complete you.


Now where’s our rap?

I tried. I offered, um, everything.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I tried. I offered, um, everything.

Have you tried offering butt stuff?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you tried offering butt stuff?

I’ve heard pictures of buttholes are at a premium

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Have you tried offering butt stuff?

Mmhmm. And I'm seriously regretting sending him a video of that on Sunday now

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mmhmm. And I'm seriously regretting sending him a video of that on Sunday now

@Lmizzler you must answer to this!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’ve heard pictures of buttholes are at a premium

He's seen that too

 

[SixShooter14]

Dammit... None of Indie's emojis are links!!

 

[Rapharider]

So it seems that when we finally establish the independent and sovereign state of Lit, buttholes and bacon are going to be the main currency.

 

[LupineOne]

Cockpholio
Rolladick? (Only older people will get this)
Cockalogue

Sweet baby Jesus fucking Christ…that got me

 

[Lmizzler]

He's seen that too

I know nothing.

She definitely tried getting me to a make one. But not gonna happen this time. I’ve made myself a fool in front you crazies far too many times!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He's seen that too

@Lmizzler
Whats better than butthole?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dammit... None of Indie's emojis are links!!

Well, after a moment of quiet retrospection, I've realized I might need to start holding something back

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s something innately satisfying about the thirsty fuckers haphazardly clicking all over the screen of any post with an emoji in the hopes it will contain sexual imagery

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler
Whats better than butthole?

Not making an ass of myself

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So it seems that when we finally establish the independent and sovereign state of Lit, buttholes and bacon are going to be the main currency.

Don't forget queso and chocolate, right @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ?

 

[gga]

Don't forget queso and chocolate, right @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ?

Who did you think supplies her with that currency?

 

[Rapharider]

Don't forget queso and chocolate, right @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ?

It was so much easier when we just used the gold standard.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not making an ass of myself

I'll take care of your ass, don't worry

 

[SixShooter14]

Well, after a moment of quiet retrospection, I've realized I might need to start holding something back

Dammit....there's that pesky modesty and morality coming back.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Who did you think supplies her with that currency?

What else ya got???

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys are just the best … thank you all

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dammit....there's that pesky modesty and morality coming back.

Two words that aptly describe me, yes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don't forget queso and chocolate, right @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ?

Have you tried that for @Lmizzler? Maybe he wants some romantic shit in exchange for a rap.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll take care of your ass, don't worry

yeah … with a strap-on