Sex & Shenanigans

[Rapharider]

As my friend said on Friday night during sangria hour … you gotta preview that dick. I don’t wanna be dick-shocked right before we’re about to get down.

And people say romance is dead.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Reminds me of my first time I swear I thought he was just fingering me.

Nope.

Ohhh … poor itty bitty dicky

 

[crazychemgirl]

And people say romance is dead.

Dude … she has a dick catalogue of every guy she chats to … it’s quite extensive

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I saw his dick before we met lol

I saw their dicks before we met

And just like that, I believe in romance again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And just like that, I believe in romance again.

Sing a sweet song of cock

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why was this weirdly sexual and also horrifying?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2r6UCnu/

sheesh that makes my skin crawl

 

[Rapharider]

Dude … she has a dick catalogue of every guy she chats to … it’s quite extensive

A verifiable portfolio of cock!

 

[crazychemgirl]

sheesh that makes my skin crawl

Glad I’m not the only one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A verifiable portfolio of cock!

Cockpholio
Rolladick? (Only older people will get this)
Cockalogue

 

[jason28053]

Same with my husband. Oh, and my ex-husband. Not fetlife, but I saw their dicks before we met

Well, truth be told, you’ve seen my dick and we haven’t met

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, truth be told, you’ve seen my dick and we haven’t met

Truth be told, I think more than just Indie has seen it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It kind of reminds me of an everyday version CSI episode where they do the closeup on the science stuff.

There’s a video of me on my company website looking all CSI examining samples.

 

[jason28053]

Truth be told, I think more than just Indie has seen it.

and yet we haven’t met yet

 

[jason28053]

There’s a video of me on my company website looking all CSI examining samples.

Stool samples?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cockpholio
Rolladick? (Only older people will get this)
Cockalogue

And when theres too many dicks to keep organized, do you then use the CockyDickimal system to find its location?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stool samples?

I’m not a doctor! I’m a chemist… TYVM

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, truth be told, you’ve seen my dick and we haven’t met

I think this would be true for the majority of guys I've been with in person too!

And I second what CCG said

 

[Rapharider]

Cockpholio
Rolladick? (Only older people will get this)
Cockalogue

A Filophallus, perhaps?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And when theres too many dicks to keep organized, do you then use the CockyDickimal system to find its location?

Omfg … you are the Bert to my Ernie
The rock to my roll
The peanut butter to my jelly
The KETCHUP TO MY FRIES!!!! (Just for @Bry1313)

 

[crazychemgirl]

With the white lab coat?

Our lab coats are blue… but yeah

 

[jason28053]

I think this would be true for the majority of guys I've been with in person too!

And I second what CCG said

So you’re saying you like my dick.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

And just like that, I believe in romance again.

What can I say? I'm old fashioned.

 

[jason28053]

And when theres too many dicks to keep organized, do you then use the CockyDickimal system to find its location?

Are you including your dick?

 

[Lmizzler]

And when theres too many dicks to keep organized, do you then use the CockyDickimal system to find its location?

Geez, you two are meant for each other for sure!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geez, you two are meant for each other for sure!

Hahaha… sometimes someone comes around and they just complete you.


Now where’s our rap?