Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I once stabbed an ex in the hand with a fork for trying to steal my chocolate cheesecake

So when we meet, ill order my own dessert.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This... this is why we're friends!

And mutual disdain for SCP and love of all things cheese, of course

 

[crazychemgirl]

So when we meet, ill order my own dessert.

Fair.

Also I’d watch out … I’m inclined to put ketchup on your dessert when you’re not looking and telling you it’s raspberry pure

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

And mutual disdain for SCP and love of all things cheese, of course

Except stinky cheese, but since you're you, I'll give you a pass on that.

 

[Bry1313]

Fair.

Also I’d watch out … I’m inclined to put ketchup on your dessert when you’re not looking and telling you it’s raspberry pure

I have to believe you have too much respect for dessert to do that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Except stinky cheese, but since you're you, I'll give you a pass on that.

Oh I don’t like stinky cheese either!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have to believe you have too much respect for dessert to do that.

You don’t know yet how willing I am to commit a dessert crime in the name of a good joke

 

[Bry1313]

Oh I don’t like stinky cheese either!

Stinky cheese is not good. The stench is a warning not to eat it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And mutual disdain for SCP and love of all things cheese, of course

Awww you guys, Connie is awesome! And so is cheese

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stinky cheese is not good. The stench is a warning not to eat it.

smell and taste are too closely linked for me to eat anything that doesn’t tickle my yumm brain

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Awww you guys, Connie is awesome! And so is cheese

I love you Nebbles, but PeckerHead will always come between us. Because he's a perv and wants an "us" sandwich, something he'll never, ever taste. So sad for him!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awww you guys, Connie is awesome! And so is cheese

Oh SCP has his place … it’s the razz-house

 

[Bry1313]

Awww you guys, Connie is awesome! And so is cheese

You are a far nicer person than the three of us who can’t make eye contact with him.

 

[Bry1313]

You don’t know yet how willing I am to commit a dessert crime in the name of a good joke

Alright, ordering two desserts.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love you Nebbles, but PeckerHead will always come between us. Because he's a perv and wants an "us" sandwich, something he'll never, ever taste. So sad for him!

I love you too Bam Bam! I think he would love to come between us. He’s got us right where he wants us!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh SCP has his place … it’s the razz-house

Here's where he comes in and says something like "my place is behind you, pulling your hair".


@Indiesoul, girl, stick with me and you'll be drowning in queso and chocolate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alright, ordering two desserts.

Should probably just build a cage around yours to fully prevent sabotage

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here's where he comes in and says something like "my place is behind you, pulling your hair".


@Indiesoul, girl, stick with me and you'll be drowning in queso and chocolate.

I can think of worse ways to die

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You are a far nicer person than the three of us who can’t make eye contact with him.

He makes me laugh

 

[crazychemgirl]

He makes me laugh

Nebs is just too sweet … she would never say a disparaging word about anyone

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebs is just too sweet … she would never say a disparaging word about anyone

They would really have to earn it

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I can think of worse ways to die

I couldn't think of a better way to die!

 

[Bry1313]

They would really have to earn it

I’ve tried and you are about the only one left who hasn’t disparaged me. So you are truly the best.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve tried and you are about the only one left who hasn’t disparaged me. So you are truly the best.

I dunno that you’ve tried hard enough …. You had OP eye twitching after less than a day

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno that you’ve tried hard enough …. You had OP eye twitching after less than a day

That’s her natural state.