Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

No…it’s more complicated than that lol

Please elaborate

 

[NC_Coastal]

You gonna buy me a beer?

Yes. And then take you on a long ride up the Parkway.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. And then take you on a long ride up the Parkway.

I’d be careful MM … he might be using the beer as a ruse to fulfil “sex on the Parkway” off his fuck-it list

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes. And then take you on a long ride up the Parkway.

You know how I feel about long rides in sexy cars.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yay for 50 pages!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’d be careful MM … he might be using the beer as a ruse to fulfil “sex on the Parkway” off his fuck-it list

I’m pretty sure that part of his fuck it list is done lol

 

[Joxlrg]

You know how I feel about long rides in sexy cars.

Clicking every emoji just in case

 

[Bry1313]

you and I are so in sync

Can you just tug that dagger out of my back please? It’s just out of reach.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Clicking every emoji just in case

I know!! I have anxiety about emoji links now… unfair!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes. And then take you on a long ride up the Parkway.

Ive always wanted to ask every time I see your signature, why the hate on the Oxford commas?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/think-commas-don-t-matter-omitting-one-cost-maine-dairy-n847151

 

[LupineOne]

Please elaborate

Bigger is not always better. It’s subjective of course, but for me, it’s “do they fit the person I’m looking at?”
Natural is usually more attractive, but again, not always.
Proportions matter. Even personality can change how I feel sometimes…but never is it straight “bigger is better”
I’ll try to elaborate more if need be, or someone else can lol

 

[NC_Coastal]

I’m pretty sure that part of his fuck it list is done lol

There are a few mileposts I've yet to check off.

 

[Bbl87]

You know how I feel about long rides in sexy cars.

I mean, I don't even need the sexy car.

 

[Bry1313]

- how i am better than Bry in every way

Except in reading the word “bands”

 

[crazychemgirl]

Except in reading the word “bands”

Wow.

Wow.

 

[Joxlrg]

You know how I feel about long rides in sexy cars.

How about as far a ride in a Tesla as the battery will take us ??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Mizzle FoShizzle = WISH order version of Eminem.

The Mizzler is about as gangsta as they come, right?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indiesoul come get your daddy. He’s being mean and said he hates @OrdinaryPerson and me! We are perfectly innocent and have done absolutely nothing wrong


Well OP seems better behaved than me but I’ll try to ride on her coattails.

Sorry, I just can't believe anything you say in a post where you call yourself innocent

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry, I just can't believe anything you say in a post where you call yourself innocent

Oppp… someone’s been called out.

 

[NC_Coastal]

Ive always wanted to ask every time I see your signature, why the hate on the Oxford commas?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/think-commas-don-t-matter-omitting-one-cost-maine-dairy-n847151

It stems from an English professor who forbade them. Every newspaper I ever worked for also required we live by AP Style, which minimizes characters and eliminates confusion for clarity.
It's also a conversation starter and, for some, a provacation.
I don't hate. But I do edit billboards.
;

 

[Nightbird]

Oppp… someone’s been called out.

Shots fired!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Except in reading the word “bands”

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1J9uLBPjqCVIM2GI/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ad2640dd185a78f19e6ba833a13ab49379efdc68&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1J9uLBPjqCVIM2GI/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ad2640dd185a78f19e6ba833a13ab49379efdc68&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

No poblem here.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No poblem here.

Im ESL so youre basically commiting a hate crime right now.