Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I really shouldn’t lit without coffee I read this twice and then reread it moments later before I got the joke. I figured @Bry1313 and @NRJLIVES4ever kust didn’t like Ed Sheeran.

Please don’t take my posts this morning too seriously.

I kust dont have strong feelings either way about Ed. I reserve my anger and judgement for food related topics.

(How did kust make it past your autocorrect?)

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Haha I started with an old Cherokee as well … then I upgraded

Oh my husband has known of my dream car, will gladly tell me when he sees one. And jokes about surprising me as a gift. But I am not holding my breathe, it will be awhile.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.

Sex injury, you say? Apparently one should not be hanging off the bed while going to pound town. View attachment 2239041

 

[Photog1rl]

Sex injury, you say? Apparently one should not be hanging off the bed while going to pound town. View attachment 2239041

Hanging off the bed isn’t the problem. In fact I love that…
It’s the falling that gets you hurt

 

[Nightbird]

Sex injury, you say? Apparently one should not be hanging off the bed while going to pound town. View attachment 2239041

Eeesh thats a nasty looking bruise.. But It's a good kind of hurt right?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Rapharider]

A cautionary tale. This is what can happen when sex games go too far.

https://imgur.com/a/n90ytCv

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sits next to you at breakfast….I’ve missed ya babe.

@PlanetaryNebula
I dont have to make bry breakfast too, do I?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

A cautionary tale. This is what can happen when sex games go too far.

https://imgur.com/a/n90ytCv

Haha. The epic sex swing incident of 2023.

 

[Bry1313]

@PlanetaryNebula
I dont have to make bry breakfast too, do I?

Yes you do, I’ll have eggs, sausage patties, hash browns, and rye toast please. What hot sauce do you have?

 

[SixShooter14]

Worst I injury I've had was a hurt back when she lifted her legs while I pinned her to the wall. She was about 100# heavier than i was and it was hot as fuck at the time. But not the next day.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I need to put the windows back in my Jeep before it rains for ONE DAY!!

So the smoke isn't an issue then?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hanging off the bed isn’t the problem. In fact I love that…
It’s the falling that gets you hurt

I know you do, you perfect little slut.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Eeesh thats a nasty looking bruise.. But It's a good kind of hurt right?

Love bites and finger marks are more my style.

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes you do, I’ll have eggs, sausage patties, hash browns, and rye toast please. What hot sauce do you have?

Rye toast-really?

 

[Rapharider]

Haha. The epic sex swing incident of 2023.

It’ll be the last time I trust the marketing blurb for No More Nails.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.

Sammy Hagar is awesome. I don't care what the Dave purists say. There's room for both.

Also you're the coolest. I'd totally let you cum on my face.

 

[Bry1313]

Rye toast-really?

Good rye bread is fantastic, especially when paired with a savory American breakfast, so yes….abso-fucking-lutely.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’ll be the last time I trust the marketing blurb for No More Nails.

Locate the ceiling joist next time, ok babe?

 

[Photog1rl]

Good rye bread is fantastic, especially when paired with a savory American breakfast, so yes….abso-fucking-lutely.

Cool your jets. I wasn’t coming for you. Ever had it with a good strawberry preserves and nice salty butter? The savory sweet pairing is divine…

 

[Bry1313]

Cool your jets. I wasn’t coming for you. Ever had it with a good strawberry preserves and nice salty butter? The savory sweet pairing is divine…

My jets are as cool as the other side of the pillow, and I was just waxing poetic about rye toast.

You got to a 95 out of 100, make it strawberry-rhubarb preserves and mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Rapharider]

Locate the ceiling joist next time, ok babe?

I’m getting a concrete lintel installed.

 

[Joxlrg]

It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.

How about a Glory Hole in the Zoo fence ??
And NO I have not tried it.....,.Yet
Butt it may not be worse than the train caboose

 

[Joxlrg]

Sex injury, you say? Apparently one should not be hanging off the bed while going to pound town. View attachment 2239041

OUCH... Is that your hip??