Sex & Shenanigans

[Radiantcurves87]

I saw the word breakfast. That's all I needed.

Breakfast? Does it include bacon? Now I'm awake lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think that was around page 7 to 10? around there, was definitely before 20 to save some scrolling. lol

Thank you!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I saw the word breakfast. That's all I needed.

I can dig it

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’ll just go back to sleep afterwards

Sheesh you didn't enjoy it THAT much then

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I saw the word breakfast. That's all I needed.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

Breakfast? Does it include bacon? Now I'm awake lol

Bacon! Excellent idea

I can dig it

I can dig YOU.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So is this place invite only or can a kind of shy, awkward, introverted girl pop her head in every once in a while?

Please stay … we like you

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Now I want some Mr. T cereal. It's basically just Cap'n Crunch. But still.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Please stay … we like you

Yay!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Now I want some Mr. T cereal. It's basically just Cap'n Crunch. But still.

Cuz you pitty the fool?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’ve always been a paradox.
Make it 3 orgasms in a row worth it?

Forget him and come with me, baby.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Cuz you pitty the fool?

I pity all fools. Just like Jesus did.

Forget him and come with me, baby.

Hang on, I'm coming. Let me grab my hat.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I pity all fools. Just like Jesus did.

Hang on, I'm coming. Let me grab my hat.

Don't you dare cover up that shaggy mane.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I got as far as dick tentacles before just skipping to the end. What are we chatting about now?

Dicktacles!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too much to read, I gave up somewhere around alien sex. Has NOBODY seen Alien? I don't want an alien baby chewing through my innards, thanks!

But that’s just ONE kind of alien … some could just be human-like with dual dicks

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Forget him and come with me, baby.

Way to beaver dam me #rude

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Dicktacles!!!

I stand corrected

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Don't you dare cover up that shaggy mane.

Good call. It's great for pulling. And hanging onto while I dish out the grade A cunnilingus.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Way to beaver dam me #rude

Recently I was called a twat swatter

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Good call. It's great for pulling. And hanging onto while I dish out the grade A cunnilingus.

Do they sell that next to the beef?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Recently I was called a twat swatter

That one works to!

 

[SixShooter14]

Recently I was called a twat swatter

A lot of women enjoy that

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do they sell that next to the beef?

The kind that's too expensive for @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do they sell that next to the beef?

And who is grading? …. What is Grade B? Is there a AA?

 

[SixShooter14]

Good call. It's great for pulling. And hanging onto while I dish out the grade A cunnilingus.

I'm pretty sure thats the main function of all hair. To grip during sex.