A Few Pics to Show Me!

[Christy2Cum]

Then go with the tits!

Nothing is as effective in a bar as squeezing in next to someone, smashing your tits against them in a nice display top, and then looking up, smiling and batting your eyes and saying hello.

We men are mostly simple. Hahaha - we will try our best to cut you out of the herd, follow you home, and fuck you senseless.

Thanks Paul for the intel, I have noticed guys like feeling breasts on them and since I am tall, bending down for a little more cleavage works to my advantage also.
Shouldn't discount the fact that rubbing my ass against the crotch of guys in a crowded by has its advantages also.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Congratulations on the promotion. As a retired project manager, I can tell you that I enjoyed it very much - and don't worry, the various certifications are pretty straightforward, depending on which one you're supposed to get.

Thanks hun, I'm going for my PMP and I've been told to have a really good understanding of the PMBOK and should be fine.
Just need some more acronyms FFS

 

[Paul_Chance]

Thanks Paul for the intel, I have noticed guys like feeling breasts on them and since I am tall, bending down for a little more cleavage works to my advantage also.
Should discount the fact that rubbing my ass against the crotch of guys in a crowded by has its advantages also.

Hahaha - yeah, that works well too. You have...options

 

[Christy2Cum]

Hahaha - yeah, that works well too. You have...options

Sorry if this offends anyone, I do that sometimes...maybe a lot...but:
Guys are pretty easy to figure out: show some skin - they'll buy a drink, wiggle your ass -they'll buy a drink, grind them on the dance floor - they buy shooters for all my GFs, let them grope you - more drinks! At this point I can pretty much decide if I will take him into the bathroom or the parking lot for some fun or someplace a little more private for a lot of fun and then breakfast the next morning.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Sorry if this offends anyone, I do that sometimes...maybe a lot...but:
Guys are pretty easy to figure out: show some skin - they'll buy a drink, wiggle your ass -they'll buy a drink, grind them on the dance floor - they buy shooters for all my GFs, let them grope you - more drinks! At this point I can pretty much decide if I will take him into the bathroom or the parking lot for some fun or someplace a little more private for a lot of fun and then breakfast the next morning.

I don't know why that would offend someone (but, folks can be offended by everyone). It's just how the world works. I have a friend who often says "Paul, you forget I have superpowers" and unbuttons another button on her blouse. LOL - it is amazing and funny how many times and situations that works in.

 

[Joxlrg]

Ignore her until the goods fly

 

[Christy2Cum]

Ignore her until the goods fly

Are you saying to ignore me?
I think I am missing something.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Are you saying to ignore me?
I think I am missing something.

Strange world. There are always comments online that make little or no sense to me.

Do you have anything special planned for the bachlorette party? Stripper? Strippers?

 

[Christy2Cum]

Strange world. There are always comments online that make little or no sense to me.

Do you have anything special planned for the bachlorette party? Stripper? Strippers?

You know what, I don't know!
Becca just said the bar, I should find that out!

 

[Paul_Chance]

You know what, I don't know!
Becca just said the bar, I should find that out!

Yeah, it might influence how you decide to dress. I've been to a few over the years where someone thought "this would be a good surprise" and then everyone was dressed wrong.

Though, it can be funny to bowl in party dress. LOL

 

[thefishfryer]

You know what, I don't know!
Becca just said the bar, I should find that out!

You're going to be the stripper? Sounds fun.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Okay, headed out, not sure if I will have time to post before tomorrow, so here are some pics from earlier of what I am wearing to the bachlorette party:

Purple camo sundress, light on the cleavage, heavy on the legs and hard nipples on display.

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This dress is short, when I bend over everything is on display, maybe I should wear a thong? Nah, will likely (hopefully) lose it somewhere.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Yeah, it might influence how you decide to dress. I've been to a few over the years where someone thought "this would be a good surprise" and then everyone was dressed wrong.

Though, it can be funny to bowl in party dress. LOL

I'll take your word for it, voice of experience bowling in a party dress?

Pretty sure we are not going bowling, just a bunch of drunk women, of course I'm not opposed to being stoned, looking for guys for a meaningless one night stand, this cougar is going on the prowl lol!

 

[thefishfryer]

Okay, headed out, not sure if I will have time to post before tomorrow, so here are some pics from earlier of what I am wearing to the bachlorette party:

Purple camo sundress, light on the cleavage, heavy on the legs and hard nipples on display.

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This dress is short, when I bend over everything is on display, maybe I should wear a thong? Nah, will likely (hopefully) lose it somewhere.
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Have a great time. I know I would if I caught you dressed like that.

 

[Christy2Cum]

You're going to be the stripper? Sounds fun.

That's something I've actually done before, once.
Tori and I went to amateur night, I won second prize $100 bar tab that we used that night, she won first and $1000 cash.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Have a great time. I know I would if I caught you dressed like that.

Thanks hun, I will, are you skilled at trapping cougars?

 

[thefishfryer]

Thanks hun, I will, are you skilled at trapping cougars?

Tbh I'm a bit too old for couger.

 

[NOBGE]

Okay, headed out, not sure if I will have time to post before tomorrow, so here are some pics from earlier of what I am wearing to the bachlorette party:

Purple camo sundress, light on the cleavage, heavy on the legs and hard nipples on display.

View attachment 2237949

This dress is short, when I bend over everything is on display, maybe I should wear a thong? Nah, will likely (hopefully) lose it somewhere.
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That’ll get a lot of attentio!

 

[Christy2Cum]

Finally home!
Friday was great with Amber, her and I all over each other, so much better than the threesome. Greg watched and masterbaited and Amber told him to cum on me, which he did and she cleaned it up, really hot!
Her ass is so solid, I'm sure it could stop a bullet, I had a hard time biting it and forgot to bring my strapon, which she was disappointed in, but I promised for next time lol!
Last night with the bachelorette party...where to start, going to be story for sure, my dress was a hit!
No male stripper (dammit) but the bar was packed with young guys and girls then Becca, me and her sister (she's older, 5 years I think?)
The bride to be had to do a sort of scavenger hunt and one of them was to kiss another woman for at least 30 seconds, so I stepped up and helped her out, made out, and groped her out! A lot of cheering for that, quite certain we went a lot longer than 30 seconds!
I did shooters with them and she said how much fun I am and I really need to come to the wedding, I said I am, I'm your auntie's plus one, we hugged and laughed about that!
Becca and I were talking to a couple of guys who were okay but it was clear they wanted 1 thing and we decided to have some fun with them until 1 of them said they only had 1 condom so I told them that it was best that he just fucked his buddy because that doesn't work for us and walked away!
At the end of the night a group of us ended up at someone's house (not sure whose lol) and Becca's sister was sort of our chaperone, she didn't drink and wanted to go home to her husband (what is wrong with this woman?) Becca and I each hooked up with a guy and then her sister took us both home.
Many more details in the story to come (telling how I was made to cum!) but young guys are fun in a different way than more mature men, wish they had more stamina.
I have some DMs to go through and then a nothing day, going to get the rest of my summer wear ready, including seeing what bikinis fit this year, some have been very patiently waiting for pics, they shall be rewarded in the next few days!
Oh and Amber bought me a new bra since I gave her the one I ordered when I was stoned and didn't fit me, so will try that one too!
Happy Sunday Lit'ers!

 

[Paul_Chance]

Happy Sunday - it sounds like a good night! LOL at your comment to the guys with one condom. A burn I am sure they'll remember.

 

[thefishfryer]

Finally home!
Friday was great with Amber, her and I all over each other, so much better than the threesome. Greg watched and masterbaited and Amber told him to cum on me, which he did and she cleaned it up, really hot!
Her ass is so solid, I'm sure it could stop a bullet, I had a hard time biting it and forgot to bring my strapon, which she was disappointed in, but I promised for next time lol!
Last night with the bachelorette party...where to start, going to be story for sure, my dress was a hit!
No male stripper (dammit) but the bar was packed with young guys and girls then Becca, me and her sister (she's older, 5 years I think?)
The bride to be had to do a sort of scavenger hunt and one of them was to kiss another woman for at least 30 seconds, so I stepped up and helped her out, made out, and groped her out! A lot of cheering for that, quite certain we went a lot longer than 30 seconds!
I did shooters with them and she said how much fun I am and I really need to come to the wedding, I said I am, I'm your auntie's plus one, we hugged and laughed about that!
Becca and I were talking to a couple of guys who were okay but it was clear they wanted 1 thing and we decided to have some fun with them until 1 of them said they only had 1 condom so I told them that it was best that he just fucked his buddy because that doesn't work for us and walked away!
At the end of the night a group of us ended up at someone's house (not sure whose lol) and Becca's sister was sort of our chaperone, she didn't drink and wanted to go home to her husband (what is wrong with this woman?) Becca and I each hooked up with a guy and then her sister took us both home.
Many more details in the story to come (telling how I was made to cum!) but young guys are fun in a different way than more mature men, wish they had more stamina.
I have some DMs to go through and then a nothing day, going to get the rest of my summer wear ready, including seeing what bikinis fit this year, some have been very patiently waiting for pics, they shall be rewarded in the next few days!
Oh and Amber bought me a new bra since I gave her the one I ordered when I was stoned and didn't fit me, so will try that one too!
Happy Sunday Lit'ers!

Thanks for the update. You're so bad, but we love you.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Happy Sunday - it sounds like a good night! LOL at your comment to the guys with one condom. A burn I am sure they'll remember.

I may have been a little intoxicated and looking for a way out of that conversation, Becca is still laughing about it she just sent me a text!

 

[Christy2Cum]

Thanks for the update. You're so bad, but we love you.

Love you too hun, am I too bad for a spanking?

 

[Christy2Cum]

I may have been a little intoxicated and looking for a way out of that conversation, Becca is still laughing about it she just sent me a text!

Another text from Becca, she said part of why it is so funny is she had condoms in her purse but she could tell I wasn't into them and kept quiet about it!
God I love that bitch!

 

[Booboobear84]

Okay a few more as I took a stroll down memory lane!

The first one is when I first went back to blonde, really shows off my eyes

The second one was when I was going to a party and I had a beautiful strapless gown on, love that dress but I think it washes me out with my blonde hair now.

The last one is when I was trying on outfits for a lingerie photo shoot, that teddy is super comfy and I think it is the only one I have that isn't thong style!

The age old question of blonde vs. brunette!

Of course I expect most of you guys are still looking at my boobs in the third picture to even notice I have hair!

I do actually love your hair in that picture