🍆❤️‍🩹🍆 Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang 🍆❤️‍🩹🍆

[Trekka]

This is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this place.

Hey everyone! I just woke up to the best message ever… she’s home.

Also.
Our shenanigans are now fully visible to her.
Is our work here done?!
NO!

We still have an important job to do:
Inducing smiles!

I’m going to start with flowers, but that’s not to say my tits won’t be out by days end.

Feel Better Boobs are a thing, I believe.

 

[RustyIron]

OMG, I'm hoping your feeling better, and home soon, take care lovely.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this place.

Hey everyone! I just woke up to the best message ever… she’s home.

Also.
Our shenanigans are now fully visible to her.
Is our work here done?!
NO!

We still have an important job to do:
Inducing smiles!

I’m going to start with flowers, but that’s not to say my tits won’t be out by days end.

Feel Better Boobs are a thing, I believe.

Yay that she's home!
Also, Feel Better Boobs are the best thing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this place.

Hey everyone! I just woke up to the best message ever… she’s home.

Also.
Our shenanigans are now fully visible to her.
Is our work here done?!
NO!

We still have an important job to do:
Inducing smiles!

I’m going to start with flowers, but that’s not to say my tits won’t be out by days end.

Feel Better Boobs are a thing, I believe.

That's great news to wake up to.

As a wise Lit philosopher once said, boobs make everything better.

 

[talikat]

This is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this place.

Hey everyone! I just woke up to the best message ever… she’s home.

Also.
Our shenanigans are now fully visible to her.
Is our work here done?!
NO!

We still have an important job to do:
Inducing smiles!

I’m going to start with flowers, but that’s not to say my tits won’t be out by days end.

Feel Better Boobs are a thing, I believe.

Hooray! So happy she's home!!!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Glad you’re home, Sassy!

 

[Cat]

Yay!! It is good to hear you are home, Sassy
Now, you "just" have to feel good again!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Glad you are back home with your family, Sassy!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well it looks like our dicks did their job and got her home (), but now it’s time for the boobs to get her over the finish line.

It’s common knowledge that looking at breasts lowers your blood pressure, so for everyone apologizing for not having a dick to pic, let’s get them beauties out and make Sassy feel warm and fuzzy inside!

 

[Bbl87]

Well, glad to hear she's home! I never got around to sending in my dicknation, so I can't claim to have channeled any healing powers.

 

[peekingone]

Great news Sassy, speedy recovery for you. No place like home. Get well soon. cheers

 

[AmberLGreen]

We all know that Sassy has been after my vag for a while so hopefully it will make her feel so much better and I gift wrapped it in flowers too. I know how to spoil a special person . Get well soon, beautiful

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[SassySheDevil]

My fellow pervs,

Our dear friend @SassySheDevil is not feeling very well at the moment.

She got herself checked into the hospital.
Likely, for general hotness and hussyhood, test results pending.

Meanwhile, I've been in touch with her, and asking the usual questions all of us pervs ask during times of duress like these:

Can she listen to audios?
Does she have wifi?
Is she in a private room and can I send her smut?

YES.

But, no, she doesn't have access to Lit.
Yet.
I know. It's tragic. She will soon.
When she finally gets to fire up that laptop, let's all lift her spirits, eh?

I know what you're all thinking...

"What can I do?"
"How can I help?"
"What does she need?"

I'm so glad you all asked.
The answer is simple:
Sassy wants Get Well Wang.
Baloney Ponies.
Bonations, if you will.
Cocktributions.

I know we are a wily bunch and sometimes we don't all agree. But I know we are also a supportive bunch, and this girlie could use some pervy TLC.

Anyone who wants to leave a cocktribution here in this thread, please do. IT'S FOR HER HEALTH!

DICKNATIONS FOR SASSY! ​

Also, feel free to blow up her inbox. She has given me the all clear: she wants to get out of the hospital and come home to an inbox fulla schlong! Let's not let her down. Let's fill that box full of uplifting ahem attention.

​

And PS: If anyone would like to send her an email, which she can access from her phone in hospital, PM me for the addy. Nudes recommended but not required. <3

haha you're so awesome. Thank you. Sweet Trekka sent me 2 different teddy bears in the hospital. (size queen) They were very comforting and it was nice to have something to cuddle with besides all my damn tubes and wires.
I am home now though and not gotten the greatest news. I've been dealing with high liver enzymes for a little while now and waiting for an MRI. I'd already been having some side effects but by monday I couldn't even walk around my house without needing a nap and breathing like a 91 year old chain smoker. By Tuesday I couldn't even hold water down so we took me to the ER
When I was first admitted they told me I had DKA- Diabetic ketoacidosis
So, I was immediately put on a Diabetic drip, and they started running more tests. 2 sets of X rays. LOTS of bloodwork, a CT scan and an MRI
Those basically showed inflammation around my bile ducts and pancreas. So, they moved onto a ERCP- Endoscopic retrograde Cholangial Pancreatography
2 cameras down my throat and they were able to see some blockages in my bile ducts, so they added a couple stents. But they also came across a Mass. Another camera and they took biopsies.
Because of it being a holiday weekend. They told me I probably wouldn't have my results until next week but they suspected cancer. That meant another CT scan to see if anything had spread. They do not believe it has and that we've caught it early.
I was severely dehydrated so they kept me on IV drips with antibiotics and pain meds and by yesterday they said if I could keep the oral versions down I could go home. I came home late lat night and was told before I left it was definitely pancreatic cancer. Emergency referrals went in for a GI surgeon and an Oncologist.
One day at a time for now until I know more and have more answers, but in the mean time I will do everything in my power to still go camping with this lovely lady next week.
Thank you for doing this @Trekka I came home to many lovely messages!! *wink wink*

 

[SassySheDevil]

Get well soon Sassy!

I hope you are home and feeling better soon

Oh damn well tell her to get better soon and while she is there to try and grab some decent drugs to send me.

Oh yes. I was introduced to dilaudid

Ahhh you get it! It's all about "wellness," yanno? This is a very healthy lookin post. Excellent inspo!



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Keep them well wishes cumming

yep. And those sexy mesh undies are hot!!!

Get well soon, Sassy!

Sassy:
Hey kid, you have cheered me up more times than you know. After my recent stay in Hospital I learned a few things:

1. Do not order the turkey (dry as dust). Or the scrambled eggs (drier than the turkey)

2. The gown is backless. having delighted in your pics over my time here, my advise is "WORK IT!"

3. If you patiently wait for the preferred hot nurse to be "on" for the sponge bath, he or she will turn the job over to someone else who owes them a favour.

4. Enjoy the free drugs, but remember, you can't program your hydromorphone hallucinations. I am still waiting for Catherine Zeta-Jones and Julia Roberts to show up.

5. If someone catches you cruising Lit and asks what you are doing, tell them proudly that your friends have sent you their naughty bits as a get well greeting

Undercover dick

I haven't eaten a lot of solid food yet. I got a lot of Italian ice after those endoscopes. But I was impressed with the food that I did get to try.
All my care takers were pretty wonderful. I ended up with a frequent driver to my scans that was super fun.

I keep trying to take a picture of my dick but I don't have anything big enough to put in for scale.

Sorry Sassy, feel better soon!!

haha thank you PLP. I appreciate it.

I don't have a dick to pic, but sending all the get well wishes to you, Sassy!!!!
May all your nurses be hot and male.

Perfect!! Thank you. Yes I was very fortunate to have some good looking care takers.

Thank you everyone.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Damn it Sassy...it was just a hockey game.

But man did it get me excited!!

Get well soon Sassy.


Maybe the ladies can just forward their collection of unsolicited dick pics to Sassy. . Just trying to be helpful.

haha I definitely came home to a few. What a nice surprise!!

Well, Sassy, I seem to be shy on bonations, but wishing you the best. Get Well Soon.

I think I can forgive you. Thank you justa.

Get well soon!! Wishing you a speedy recovery and all the cock you could ever with for.

Thank you Will.

Aww, Sassy, sorry I don't have dick, but I can flash you a smile and a hug!! https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/flashing51.gif?w=32&zoom=2 https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/shug_theotherguy_100-100.gif?w=47&h=18&zoom=2I love ya, girl, please get better soon!! https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/slove_100-110.gif?w=40&h=40&zoom=2https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/slove_100-111.gif?w=15&h=15&zoom=2

You've always been the best flasher. Thank you Tali!!

dicks out for sassy!

Ok Saturday night at 8pm EST, everyone pulls their dicks out for Sassy. Lit dicks for Sassy

Works for me!!!

Feel better soon Sassy.

Thank you.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sassy, I'm sorry to hear you're under the weather. I'll send you a get-well boner soon, but for now, I just hope you'll be OK and you'll be back with your fellow degenerates soon!

Thank you VV. I appreciate that a lot. It was definitely nice to come home last night.

Let’s not cock this up, Gentlemen.
Now is the time for all stiff men to cum to the aid of their Sassy!

Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

P.s.—I inserted my cock in Sassy’s box. I hope she enjoyed it as much as I did.
I also hope she understands that my dick doubles as a thermometer (oral or anal)
AND, semen contains a good deal of Zinc (an antioxidant).
Balls also serve as a nice chin warmer in case the hospital is too cold.
If, on the other hand, the hospital is too hot, a helicoptering dick can provide a nice breeze to cool her off.

Just some Get Well thoughts.

That injection will cure anything!!!

Get better soon, Sassy!

All the best to you, Sassy.

Thank you Rainshine.

This is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this place.

Hey everyone! I just woke up to the best message ever… she’s home.

Also.
Our shenanigans are now fully visible to her.
Is our work here done?!
NO!

We still have an important job to do:
Inducing smiles!

I’m going to start with flowers, but that’s not to say my tits won’t be out by days end.

Feel Better Boobs are a thing, I believe.

haha yes. It all is "feel better" *wiggles eyebrows*

OMG, I'm hoping your feeling better, and home soon, take care lovely.

Thank you Rusty. Life has just been so overwhelming and I've felt so shitty for a while now. At least having some answers now helps a little.

Yay that she's home!
Also, Feel Better Boobs are the best thing.

That's great news to wake up to.

As a wise Lit philosopher once said, boobs make everything better.

They do. They do!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

haha you're so awesome. Thank you. Sweet Trekka sent me 2 different teddy bears in the hospital. (size queen) They were very comforting and it was nice to have something to cuddle with besides all my damn tubes and wires.
I am home now though and not gotten the greatest news. I've been dealing with high liver enzymes for a little while now and waiting for an MRI. I'd already been having some side effects but by monday I couldn't even walk around my house without needing a nap and breathing like a 91 year old chain smoker. By Tuesday I couldn't even hold water down so we took me to the ER
When I was first admitted they told me I had DKA- Diabetic ketoacidosis
So, I was immediately put on a Diabetic drip, and they started running more tests. 2 sets of X rays. LOTS of bloodwork, a CT scan and an MRI
Those basically showed inflammation around my bile ducts and pancreas. So, they moved onto a ERCP- Endoscopic retrograde Cholangial Pancreatography
2 cameras down my throat and they were able to see some blockages in my bile ducts, so they added a couple stents. But they also came across a Mass. Another camera and they took biopsies.
Because of it being a holiday weekend. They told me I probably wouldn't have my results until next year but they suspected cancer. That meant another CT scan to see if anything had spread. They do not believe it has and that we've caught it early.
I was severely dehydrated so they kept me on IV drips with antibiotics and pain meds and by yesterday they said if I could keep the oral versions down I could go home. I came home late lat night and was told before I left it was definitely pancreatic cancer. Emergency referrals went in for a GI surgeon and an Oncologist.
One day at a time for now until I know more and have more answers, but in the mean time I will do everything in my power to still go camping with this lovely lady next weekend.
Thank you for doing this @Trekka I came home to many lovely messages!! *wink wink*

I'm sorry. That has got to be difficult, especially the waiting. Hopefully there will be a solid path forward soon. Enjoy your camping trip.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hooray! So happy she's home!!!

Glad you’re home, Sassy!

Yay!! It is good to hear you are home, Sassy
Now, you "just" have to feel good again!

Glad you are back home with your family, Sassy!

Thank you for all your support.

Well it looks like our dicks did their job and got her home (), but now it’s time for the boobs to get her over the finish line.

It’s common knowledge that looking at breasts lowers your blood pressure, so for everyone apologizing for not having a dick to pic, let’s get them beauties out and make Sassy feel warm and fuzzy inside!

I had to laugh because that was a constant fight in the hospital. Low blood pressure.

Well, glad to hear she's home! I never got around to sending in my dicknation, so I can't claim to have channeled any healing powers.

Trust me. I appreciate the thoughts.

Great news Sassy, speedy recovery for you. No place like home. Get well soon. cheers

Thank you.

We all know that Sassy has been after my vag for a while so hopefully it will make her feel so much better and I gift wrapped it in flowers too. I know how to spoil a special person . Get well soon, beautiful

My what lovely flowers you have!!! Thank you Amber!! I definitely feel spoiled.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm sorry. That has got to be difficult, especially the waiting. Hopefully there will be a solid path forward soon. Enjoy your camping trip.

Thank you. That's the hardest part. Once I have an action plan I will feel better.

 

[jason28053]

haha you're so awesome. Thank you. Sweet Trekka sent me 2 different teddy bears in the hospital. (size queen) They were very comforting and it was nice to have something to cuddle with besides all my damn tubes and wires.
I am home now though and not gotten the greatest news. I've been dealing with high liver enzymes for a little while now and waiting for an MRI. I'd already been having some side effects but by monday I couldn't even walk around my house without needing a nap and breathing like a 91 year old chain smoker. By Tuesday I couldn't even hold water down so we took me to the ER
When I was first admitted they told me I had DKA- Diabetic ketoacidosis
So, I was immediately put on a Diabetic drip, and they started running more tests. 2 sets of X rays. LOTS of bloodwork, a CT scan and an MRI
Those basically showed inflammation around my bile ducts and pancreas. So, they moved onto a ERCP- Endoscopic retrograde Cholangial Pancreatography
2 cameras down my throat and they were able to see some blockages in my bile ducts, so they added a couple stents. But they also came across a Mass. Another camera and they took biopsies.
Because of it being a holiday weekend. They told me I probably wouldn't have my results until next year but they suspected cancer. That meant another CT scan to see if anything had spread. They do not believe it has and that we've caught it early.
I was severely dehydrated so they kept me on IV drips with antibiotics and pain meds and by yesterday they said if I could keep the oral versions down I could go home. I came home late lat night and was told before I left it was definitely pancreatic cancer. Emergency referrals went in for a GI surgeon and an Oncologist.
One day at a time for now until I know more and have more answers, but in the mean time I will do everything in my power to still go camping with this lovely lady next weekend.
Thank you for doing this @Trekka I came home to many lovely messages!! *wink wink*

I’m so sorry to hear about this, sending good vibes your way

 

[HeavyBalls]

Glad you're home.

Wishing well for the rest!

*good health karma inbound!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I just saw this and I hope you’re feeling better in the comfort of your own home! I imagine that’s a scary diagnosis and waiting sucks, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed that catching it early ends up being a really good thing.

I’m sending the kind of flowers I would enjoy and if you decide you also want get well boobs, just let us know

 

[SiFi]

Get well soon Sassy.
I wasn't able to send pic, not enough privacy at the time. But I hope your recovery is quick. Best wishes and lots of virtual hugs ❤❤

 

[wtexcat]

I am glad you are home Sassy, I hope your recovery goes well.

I will send a picture to you soon.

 

[talikat]

haha you're so awesome. Thank you. Sweet Trekka sent me 2 different teddy bears in the hospital. (size queen) They were very comforting and it was nice to have something to cuddle with besides all my damn tubes and wires.
I am home now though and not gotten the greatest news. I've been dealing with high liver enzymes for a little while now and waiting for an MRI. I'd already been having some side effects but by monday I couldn't even walk around my house without needing a nap and breathing like a 91 year old chain smoker. By Tuesday I couldn't even hold water down so we took me to the ER
When I was first admitted they told me I had DKA- Diabetic ketoacidosis
So, I was immediately put on a Diabetic drip, and they started running more tests. 2 sets of X rays. LOTS of bloodwork, a CT scan and an MRI
Those basically showed inflammation around my bile ducts and pancreas. So, they moved onto a ERCP- Endoscopic retrograde Cholangial Pancreatography
2 cameras down my throat and they were able to see some blockages in my bile ducts, so they added a couple stents. But they also came across a Mass. Another camera and they took biopsies.
Because of it being a holiday weekend. They told me I probably wouldn't have my results until next week but they suspected cancer. That meant another CT scan to see if anything had spread. They do not believe it has and that we've caught it early.
I was severely dehydrated so they kept me on IV drips with antibiotics and pain meds and by yesterday they said if I could keep the oral versions down I could go home. I came home late lat night and was told before I left it was definitely pancreatic cancer. Emergency referrals went in for a GI surgeon and an Oncologist.
One day at a time for now until I know more and have more answers, but in the mean time I will do everything in my power to still go camping with this lovely lady next week.
Thank you for doing this @Trekka I came home to many lovely messages!! *wink wink*

I'm glad it was caught early, that is good news to hear and hopefully more good news to come after the results come back.....if good vibes from all these people that love you, are a little bit helpful, you have tons right here, Sassy!! https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/shug_bighug_100-100.gif?w=125&h=44&zoom=2