Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MedicalMuse]

I am NOT a fan.

Whomever invented them needs some kind of sadistic non-cumming type torture.

 

[Dubinsky]

Whomever invented them needs some kind of sadistic non-cumming type torture.

A penis pump, running continually for ten hours, with accompanying prostate stimulation.

They'd squirm. Still wouldn't be enough.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Y’all are already fighting a war on traffic down there. I applaud your want to keep things moving

well, it isn't so bad as long as you just accept that as soon as you cross the georgia line, the people in the left lane are elderly people that once upon a time could drive in the left lane, but can't anymore, so now the right line is where you need to be to actually move. Florida is so weird.

 

[MedicalMuse]

well, it isn't so bad as long as you just accept that as soon as you cross the georgia line, the people in the left lane are elderly people that once upon a time could drive in the left lane, but can't anymore, so now the right line is where you need to be to actually move. Florida is so weird.

It is. So very weird.


Side note. Do you know how damn hard it is to leave pics for 20 minutes? It goes against my very soul.

 

[peekingone]

Whomever invented them needs some kind of sadistic non-cumming type torture.

I am sure you ladies could figure something out that would work just fine.

 

[Dubinsky]

well, it isn't so bad as long as you just accept that as soon as you cross the georgia line, the people in the left lane are elderly people that once upon a time could drive in the left lane, but can't anymore, so now the right line is where you need to be to actually move. Florida is so weird.

Left-lane campers are a cancer wherever they drive. They bring more misery into the world than Kim-Jong Un, almost.

I know. That's a hot take.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Left-lane campers are a cancer wherever they drive. They bring more misery into the world than Kim-Jong Un, almost.

I know. That's a hot take.

at least if you are going to camp there, be doing 15 to 19 over. ffs

 

[Klqka]

Since I am slow, will drag down the subject, but you guys have balls on your trucks? I don't need visual proof, just asking.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Since I am slow, will drag down the subject, but you guys have balls on your trucks? I don't need visual proof, just asking.

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yup. and they come in all sorts of colors and sizes. don't ask.

 

[sammyIammy]

Duck tapes my mouth and hands . My heavens Wow

Don’t you wish you never asked

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Man, y'all just mocking my culture today

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m not sure if the accusation impugns my honesty or my arithmetic

Yes

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would never Mock your culture. I embrace it and you . mmmmm Wonderful embrace

well if you can't mock rural florida, what can you mock?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Rural Idaho maybe haha. I am from there

I think it’s cause OhShitFlorida is republican. IdaHo is turning democrat.

 

[tnman03]

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yup. and they come in all sorts of colors and sizes. don't ask.

That's pretty common around here as well. I've seen a truck or two that just hang a couple of oversized metal nuts as well like you buy from a nuts and bolts store.

 

[tnman03]

So, now we have a full-frontal Friday here which like others I'm exhibitionist enough to go along with. Should we also start a Stroking Saturday as well???Opinions?

 

[Klqka]

yup. and they come in all sorts of colors and sizes. don't ask.

so, do you guys also have nice bare asses. I don't need visual proof, just asking

 

[LupineOne]

well if you can't mock rural florida, what can you mock?

Rural Texas?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Rural Texas?

Rural Ga? With the family tree being a straight line

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so, do you guys also have nice bare asses. I don't need visual proof, just asking

bare ass and not vulgar. Shower time it is.

https://i2.lensdump.com/i/kCNqpD.md.jpeg

https://i1.lensdump.com/i/kCNBFq.md.jpeg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rural Texas?

Rural Ga? With the family tree being a straight line

both seem like very good choices. lol

never lived in Texas, but did live in GA

 

[awired50]

All you ladies that keep chatting in the shower must be able to masturbate with one hand...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

All you ladies that keep chatting in the shower must be able to masturbate with one hand...

I don't usually chat in the shower, just sometimes film. I am also partial to handheld adjustable pressure shower heads for the overshare.

 

[hotoldrguy]

They lied! But it’s controversial to like both.

It is more an issue of Vet v Mustang rather than Ford v Chevy in this case

bare ass and not vulgar. Shower time it is.

https://i2.lensdump.com/i/kCNqpD.md.jpeg

https://i1.lensdump.com/i/kCNBFq.md.jpeg

Extremely sexy though!

 

[Klqka]

bare ass and not vulgar. Shower time it is.

https://i2.lensdump.com/i/kCNqpD.md.jpeg

https://i1.lensdump.com/i/kCNBFq.md.jpeg

Love it, quite shapely and the vulva peek is, as the youth these days say, chef's kiss.
Btw, awesome earrings. As you can see you've made the whole forum happy.