Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MedicalMuse]

bastards. Does it differ if they are truck guys?

Yes. Drastically. Truck guys are very judgey.

 

[MedicalMuse]

not really. sold a bunch of my poultry. that is about it. yeah, I am really boring. anything new and exciting in your world?

Finished my semester. Taking it easy-ish this weekend.

Maybe Sunday night will be new lingerie pic night. My dude is going out of town for business.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Can’t be both. Have to choose. Chevy for me thanks

I feel the same way about Burger King and McDonald’s.

but but I want both.

 

[MedicalMuse]

but but I want both.

You can absolutely have both!(told you they were judgey)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes. Drastically. Truck guys are very judgey.

for men who decorate things with fake testicles, you think they'd be more easy going

 

[sammyIammy]

but but I want both.

I mean….just don’t tell anyone outside of this safe space. Just….don’t.

 

[MedicalMuse]

for men who decorate things with fake testicles, you think they'd be more easy going

Right. Truck balls make me laugh

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You can absolutely have both!(told you they were judgey)

I was mostly on the Burger King and Mcdonalds on that statement. I want all the fast food. I'm hungry

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean….just don’t tell anyone outside of this safe space. Just….don’t.

Oh hell no, tell them all. You’ll get reactions. Sometimes that is the best part. Ruffle a few feathers

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was mostly on the Burger King and Mcdonalds on that statement. I want all the fast food. I'm hungry

Me too. But alas, the ass collects the calories. So water, coffee and air.

 

[sammyIammy]

Right. Truck balls make me laugh

What would the female counterpart be?

 

[MedicalMuse]

What would the female counterpart be?

Eyelashes on headlights.
Which also make me laugh.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What would the female counterpart be?

yankee candle vent clips and mirror drops?

 

[sammyIammy]

I was mostly on the Burger King and Mcdonalds on that statement. I want all the fast food. I'm hungry

Just don’t accidentally order a whopper at McDonalds. Shit gets ugly faaaaast…I’m told.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Me too. But alas, the ass collects the calories. So water, coffee and air.

I know, and all the fast food restaurants eliminated everything even remotely healthy. At least around here. I am irrationally annoyed by this.

 

[sammyIammy]

Eyelashes on headlights.
Which also make me laugh.

Quite a bit more tasteful too

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Eyelashes on headlights.
Which also make me laugh.

oh oh what about rainbow fuzzy steering wheel cover? I think I need on in my life.

 

[MedicalMuse]

oh oh what about rainbow fuzzy steering wheel cover? I think I need on in my life.

Just don’t get the bedazzled one that blinds you when the sun hits it right

 

[sammyIammy]

Just don’t get the bedazzled one that blinds you when the sun hits it right

Where do reindeer antlers and a big red nose on the front fall in this discussion?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just don’t get the bedazzled one that blinds you when the sun hits it right

oh so many times I start speeding less because I think a white car behind me just flipped on red and blues. Finally realize they just have red and blue bedazzled shit.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Where do reindeer antlers and a big red nose on the front fall in this discussion?

Christmas ridiculousness. It’s the female equivalent of “come hunt me down”

 

[MedicalMuse]

oh so many times I start speeding less because I think a white car behind me just flipped on red and blues. Finally realize they just have red and blue bedazzled shit.

Bastards. Or the blue tinted headlights. Fuck that guy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Bastards. Or the blue tinted headlights. Fuck that guy.

Indeed, nothing red or blue for me. I want traffic to move, not crawl. I enjoy the simple things in life.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Indeed, nothing red or blue for me. I want traffic to move, not crawl. I enjoy the simple things in life.

Y’all are already fighting a war on traffic down there. I applaud your want to keep things moving

 

[Dubinsky]

Bastards. Or the blue tinted headlights. Fuck that guy.

I am NOT a fan.