Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MatMacL616]

Narrative dexterity, mastery of the tiniest violin, sage advice; what will you reveal next

 

[Lindi37]

Narrative dexterity, mastery of the tiniest violin, sage advice; what will you reveal next

Sausage fingers and hobbit feet… I have many interesting quirks

 

[MatMacL616]

Sausage fingers and hobbit feet… I have many interesting quirks

Sits down, listening with rapt attention

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Story time. I went to an interview the other day. I was running late so was speeding a little. I was pulled over by a cop which made me even more late, thankfully the interview panel already know me and saw the funny side. I almost walked in saying ‘welcome to the shit show’ instead I tripped on a mat in my heels and struggled to open the door I was shaking so much… anyway, this is what I wore.

Even without seeing the dress, you did one thing. They will remember you. They won't remember why. But they will remember YOU. Good luck.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Story time. I went to an interview the other day. I was running late so was speeding a little. I was pulled over by a cop which made me even more late, thankfully the interview panel already know me and saw the funny side. I almost walked in saying ‘welcome to the shit show’ instead I tripped on a mat in my heels and struggled to open the door I was shaking so much… anyway, this is what I wore.

Good luck, Lindi I’d have stacked it through the door I mean nooooo, I would’ve glided in like a graceful swan. Heels are dangerous

 

[Inbef]

There is plenty of sexy on lit without my pics, so enjoy the ones that are here

100000 Lindi fans don't agree.

 

[Londonguy69]

Sausage fingers and hobbit feet… I have many interesting quirks

Wow, you could be the next ruler of the UK

 

[Lindi37]

100000 Lindi fans don't agree.

Where’s the damn eyeroll react?

 

[SiFi]

Exactly I remember first joining and everybody would be gawking at a Lindi post and what do I find.

* Poof.

Elusive indeed.

The elusiveness (sp, this that even a word) adds to the appeal and the sexiness. It's like a big cat chasing its prey sometimes it is lucky other times
It is absofuckinglutely gorgeous when you do catch one. Keep poofing @Lindi37 we love you for your

 

[Inbef]

It's like a big cat chasing its prey sometimes it is lucky other times

So you mean we are chasing after Lindi's mouse? Seems plausible.

 

[Lindi37]

Nervous laughter

 

[SiFi]

So you mean we are chasing after Lindi's mouse? Seems plausible.

I was thinking more like a big cat chasing a beautiful gazelle, but yours works as well

 

[SiFi]

Wow, you could be the next ruler of the UK

Gets my vote

Every goddam time

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Story time. I went to an interview the other day. I was running late so was speeding a little. I was pulled over by a cop which made me even more late, thankfully the interview panel already know me and saw the funny side. I almost walked in saying ‘welcome to the shit show’ instead I tripped on a mat in my heels and struggled to open the door I was shaking so much… anyway, this is what I wore.

so did the cop just give you a warning? Did you ask for a written warning just in case (yeah I have done that lol )? and how did the interview go?

 

[Klqka]

at an event, too much wine. I sure like the stuff.
didn't want to drive all the way home, so ended up in a friend's bed.
he did the de-stressing haha.

https://imgur.com/KtwMyMF

https://imgur.com/veWlDus

https://imgur.com/eL5hnmU

good friend

 

[Lindi37]

so did the cop just give you a warning? Did you ask for a written warning just in case (yeah I have done that lol )? and how did the interview go?

It could’ve been better . I find out Monday

 

[Awaywego]

Good Saturday morning, lit friends! See what I did there "lit" for all litsters and those who might be imbibing in later parts of our world. Birthday week was a show recovering now!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Morning party people.
I was just wandering through. Thought I’d say hi

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Looks like your friend took good care of you

I suspect they did. Picture it, the year was 2014. The site was xhamster then motherless. The girl is asian on indian? The cropped out Teddy Bear is a white panda? The real issue I have is the headboard is decorated with both a Chevrolet Corvette and a Ford Mustang emblems. All the car dudes in my life always told me there could be only one. One must pick either Chevy or Ford? You can not be both (I went Chevy)

Did car dudes lie to me my whole life?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Morning party people.
I was just wandering through. Thought I’d say hi

good morning Ms Muse. How have you been?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I suspect they did. Picture it, the year was 2014. The site was xhamster then motherless. The girl is asian on indian? The cropped out Teddy Bear is a white panda? The real issue I have is the headboard is decorated with both a Chevrolet Corvette and a Ford Mustang emblems. All the car dudes in my life always told me there could be only one. One must pick either Chevy or Ford? You can not be both (I went Chevy)

Did car dudes lie to me my whole life?

They lied! But it’s controversial to like both.

 

[MedicalMuse]

good morning Ms Muse. How have you been?

Oh, fair
How about yourself? Anything new and exciting?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They lied! But it’s controversial to like both.

bastards. Does it differ if they are truck guys?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, fair
How about yourself? Anything new and exciting?

not really. sold a bunch of my poultry. that is about it. yeah, I am really boring. anything new and exciting in your world?

 

[sammyIammy]

I suspect they did. Picture it, the year was 2014. The site was xhamster then motherless. The girl is asian on indian? The cropped out Teddy Bear is a white panda? The real issue I have is the headboard is decorated with both a Chevrolet Corvette and a Ford Mustang emblems. All the car dudes in my life always told me there could be only one. One must pick either Chevy or Ford? You can not be both (I went Chevy)

Did car dudes lie to me my whole life?

Can’t be both. Have to choose. Chevy for me thanks

I feel the same way about Burger King and McDonald’s.