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I now have this picture of a bullet train running across the high desert at 150 mph when an earthquake hits. The tracks ahead suddenly move ten feet to the east. (insert 30 second sex scene)
 
NoTalentHack said:
God, why do women like you come in here and ask us to help you with your masturbation fantasies? This is just so disrespectful. Why does it have to be a man? Do you think women can't write good smut? We all know why you came here, Emily: for the dick pics. Just so, so gross.
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I have no objection to helping women with their masturbation fantasies. It's just that none of them has ever asked me about it. Well, technically the OP did, but her terrible spelling put me off.
 
gunhilltrain said:
How can we be absolutely sure that EmilyMiller or EmilyMillerSub is not some 60-year-old Cuban guy living in Union City, NJ? Highly unlikely, for sure, but maybe he's great at impersonations. :unsure:

Then again, how can anyone be sure that I'm not really a thirty-something South African lady? Again highly unlikely, but maybe she's so obsessed with this ruse that she sits around looking at New York City transit maps. It's easy enough to find them online nowadays.
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A/S/L. Send nudes.
 
TxRad said:
I now have this picture of a bullet train running across the high desert at 150 mph when an earthquake hits. The tracks ahead suddenly move ten feet to the east. (insert 30 second sex scene)
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I can't believe that you set the bait for me, but I'm biting. People insist on living in earthquake zones, and they always pay the price. But then most of Earth has some natural disaster waiting to happen (Hurricane Sandy, for example).

https://www.researchgate.net/figure...Kobe-Earthquake-Source-JR-East_fig2_337446322

I always fall into these amazing thread drifts.
 
Uh, I was expecting the 30 second sex scene. They are looking for a co-writer, right?
 
gunhilltrain said:
Again highly unlikely, but maybe she's so obsessed with this ruse that she sits around looking at New York City transit maps.
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New York City transit maps are number two on my list of most fascinating things. We all know what number one is.

Emilymcplugger said:
I was forced to write this in captivity. I am really a beautiful princess, the rightful heir to the sovereign land of Swarfega.

All I need is funds to try and aid my escape.
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Don't fall for it, everyone! This criminal has been scamming everyone in South Africa with this routine for years! The wanted pictures are all over Pretoria and Bloemfontein!
 
EmilyMiller said:
I is a good righter and serius about akurately duscribing men in me werk. I is righting abut a guy wiv a missive cock. It’s hooj. I need to rilly make sur that me werk is onest to his experionce. If you ave a missive cock, pleeze PM me with fotografic prouf. You kent be two carefil. Lots ov yousers out their. Look fourwood to colabradoring. I ave lots of secksie eyedeers to shair wiv de write guy.
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I hav a missive cock. I wud send pichers but thay hav fil sizes that are two big to send on my computter. My frends say I wud need a deddicated line, watever that is.
 
SimonaDoomina said:
New York City transit maps are number two on my list of most fascinating things. We all know what number one is.
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Actually, Simona, there are different human sexual practices. (Don't go by what's in The Naked Ape. He missed quite a bit.) So what is on the top of your list, or does that even matter?
 
TxRad said:
Uh, I was expecting the 30 second sex scene. They are looking for a co-writer, right?
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This sounds like what J.G. Ballard and David Cronenberg would have done if they had used trains instead of automobiles.
 
EmilyMiller said:
I’ve been up to the restaurant. It’s a dim-sum place, right? Or maybe I’m getting confused.

Em
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No dim-sum... but enough hot cream to fill a city sized empty vessel. :cool:

Honestly, you got me. I lived in London for three years, but have not been since before the Gherkin was built (oh! just gave some identifiable info!).
 
John_Vandermeer said:
No dim-sum... but enough hot cream to fill a city sized empty vessel. :cool:

Honestly, you got me. I lived in London for three years, but have not been since before the Gherkin was built (oh! just gave some identifiable info!).
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I might be getting confused. Can’t find anything like that googling now - then I guess places open and close, especially with COVID.

Em
 
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