Seeking a male author to help me realize my fantasy

[EmilyMiller]

I is a good righter and serius about akurately duscribing men in me werk. I is righting abut a guy wiv a missive cock. It’s hooj. I need to rilly make sur that me werk is onest to his experionce. If you ave a missive cock, pleeze PM me with fotografic prouf. You kent be two carefil. Lots ov yousers out their. Look fourwood to colabradoring. I ave lots of secksie eyedeers to shair wiv de write guy.

Pleeze no thyme waisters.

Em the Gem

PS I respuct guys and don’t vue thum is secks objicts - good righters hoo is well hung only

 

[John_Vandermeer]

Memememe!

 

[Andi_Chase]

my cock is bigger han hooooj, is that problem? i dont even kno how to attack photograf in pm, but i canx write wel! looking 4ward 2 it, emmm the jem

 

[Emotional]

That's the most entertaining work I have read in awhile.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Good morning Ms Em - it is ok to call you Ms? I don’t want to trip over any boundaries with you as i really want to work with you on your story. I’ve written lots of stories, and they are all based on my IRL experiences. Have a look at my list and you will see how great I am. I have collaborated with many women on stories and never ever asked them for pictures of their breasts or anything else. I respect women too much, but I have sent them pictures of my jacaranda. I call it that because it’s nice and thick, hard and goes a lovely purple. It certainly gets their attention as i get emails back asking why did I send such things without them asking. I say Im proactive.

PM me with your email address and your story ideas. If you want to put some photos of you in it so I can start the creative juices flowing, that would be cool. You don’t have to, but it would be useful.

Looking forward to working with you.

 

[SimonaDoomina]

I respect women too much, but I have sent them pictures of my jacaranda. I call it that because it’s nice and thick, hard and goes a lovely purple.

Attaboy.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I is a good righter and serius about akurately duscribing men in me werk. I is righting abut a guy wiv a missive cock. It’s hooj. I need to rilly make sur that me werk is onest to his experionce. If you ave a missive cock, pleeze PM me with fotografic prouf. You kent be two carefil. Lots ov yousers out their. Look fourwood to colabradoring. I ave lots of secksie eyedeers to shair wiv de write guy.

Pleeze no thyme waisters.

Em the Gem

PS I respuct guys and don’t vue thum is secks objicts - good righters hoo is well hung only

You spelt Jem wrong.

 

[Djmac1031]

Ah, Em. I feel sorry for your poor auto correct. Pretty sure it committed suicide after that.

 

[gunhilltrain]

How can we be absolutely sure that EmilyMiller or EmilyMillerSub is not some 60-year-old Cuban guy living in Union City, NJ? Highly unlikely, for sure, but maybe he's great at impersonations.

Then again, how can anyone be sure that I'm not really a thirty-something South African lady? Again highly unlikely, but maybe she's so obsessed with this ruse that she sits around looking at New York City transit maps. It's easy enough to find them online nowadays.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Hoojly missive mail righter hear. Pik me. Pik me!!

(sic)

 

[Emilymcplugger]

How can we be absolutely sure that EmilyMiller or EmilyMillerSub is not some 60-year-old Cuban guy living in Union City, NJ? Highly unlikely, for sure, but maybe he's great at impersonations.

Then again, how can anyone be sure that I'm not really a thirty-something South African lady? Again highly unlikely, but maybe she's so obsessed with this ruse that she sits around looking at New York City transit maps. It's easy enough to find them online nowadays.

Yes, I am real African prince.

Please send me your bonk account number and sort code to rest my huge fortune.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Yes, I am real African prince.

Please send me your bonk account number and sort code to rest my huge fortune.

I'm a bit suspicious. I thought most Nigerians (or is it Ghana or Malawi?) could write better English than that. Especially royalty. Anyway, how much money are we talking about here? I haven't rejected the deal entirely yet.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I'm a bit suspicious. I thought most Nigerians (or is it Ghana or Malawi?) could write better English than that. Especially royalty. Anyway, how much money are we talking about here? I haven't rejected the deal entirely yet.

That was not a genuine comment.

I was forced to write this in captivity. I am really a beautiful princess, the rightful heir to the sovereign land of Swarfega.

All I need is funds to try and aid my escape.

If I can get away I would be eternally grapefruit with daily blow-jabs.

 

[SimonDoom]

That was not a genuine comment.

I was forced to write this in captivity. I am really a beautiful princess, the rightful heir to the sovereign land of Swarfega.

All I need is funds to try and aid my escape.

If I can get away I would be eternally grapefruit with daily blow-jabs.

Well, that clears things right up.

 

[gunhilltrain]

That was not a genuine comment.

I was forced to write this in captivity. I am really a beautiful princess, the rightful heir to the sovereign land of Swarfega.

All I need is funds to try and aid my escape.

If I can get away I would be eternally grapefruit with daily blow-jabs.

Not sure if I've heard of Swarfega. Now, Wakanda, that I know about.

I suppose you want me to also buy you an airline ticket. I will be looking for you at the International Arrivals building at JFK when the plane is scheduled to land. By the way, blow-jabs are only the beginning of what I expect to get. I think you already understand that.

 

[TxRad]

Most threads go off the rails along the way but the question is, did this thread ever have rails?

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Most threads go off the rails along the way but the question is, did this thread ever have rails?

Rails?

Where we’re going we don’t need rails.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Ah, Em. I feel sorry for your poor auto correct. Pretty sure it committed suicide after that.

It was a real battle - then it always is!

Em

 

[NoTalentHack]

I is a good righter and serius about akurately duscribing men in me werk. I is righting abut a guy wiv a missive cock. It’s hooj. I need to rilly make sur that me werk is onest to his experionce. If you ave a missive cock, pleeze PM me with fotografic prouf. You kent be two carefil. Lots ov yousers out their. Look fourwood to colabradoring. I ave lots of secksie eyedeers to shair wiv de write guy.

Pleeze no thyme waisters.

Em the Gem

PS I respuct guys and don’t vue thum is secks objicts - good righters hoo is well hung only

God, why do women like you come in here and ask us to help you with your masturbation fantasies? This is just so disrespectful. Why does it have to be a man? Do you think women can't write good smut? We all know why you came here, Emily: for the dick pics. Just so, so gross.

 

[EmilyMiller]

How can we be absolutely sure that EmilyMiller or EmilyMillerSub is not some 60-year-old Cuban guy living in Union City, NJ?

That’s uncanny. How did you know?

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Rails?

Where we’re going we don’t need rails.

That's about as good a slogan as any for a place like this.

 

[HollyS]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[gunhilltrain]

That’s uncanny. How did you know?

Em

It was pure speculation on my part.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Rails?

Where we’re going we don’t need rails.

To digress a bit: if the California High Speed Rail Authority is spending $130 billion (so far) and is going to start off with Modesto to Bakersfield service (they promised not to ask for operating subsidies), then nobody really needs more rails in that state. I don't think anyone here is surprised that I went off on that tangent

 

[gunhilltrain]

That’s uncanny. How did you know?

Em

Since I got it right, do you know what his name is? Well, your name, really.