🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What do you think an appetizer is?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It's a carbonated apple flavoured drink with a letter missing.

That's not how we spell apple juice in Alabama

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"Alabama apple juice" sounds like something I should be terrified to look up on Urban Dictionary.

 

[Joxlrg]

It's a fantasy that only works with you but it's ok. I'll keep those dreams to myself

I love cheese

 

[LadyLascivious1]

"Alabama apple juice" sounds like something I should be terrified to look up on Urban Dictionary.

I bet @Chillygirl would be willing to take one for the team and go down the potentially horrific Google rabbit hole to find out

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate to perpetuate a negative stereotype, but it seems that any entry on Urban Dictionary that's prefixed with "Alabama-" turns out to be not a good thing.

 

[Booboobear84]

Cheese is just the appetizer! Your cum will be desert.
Don't make me beg you to lick cheese off my nipples Jack!!

Raises hand and volunteers

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning! May all your eggs come with amazing tits this Tuesday.

Good morning! I woke up still sick and not horny this morning, and I'm at least have second thoughts about the not horny part of that. Thanks!
Why were you up in the middle of the night?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good morning! I woke up still sick and not horny this morning, and I'm at least have second thoughts about the not horny part of that. Thanks!
Why were you up in the middle of the night?

I am a nighttime prowler ... aka insomnia

 

[Lmizzler]

Good morning! May all your eggs come with amazing tits this Tuesday.

And to think I made the foolish mistake of making my own eggs this morning!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And to think I made the foolish mistake of making my own eggs this morning!

Ah no... that was a critical error! You have to come to the B&B for tits with your omelets.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

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Good morning! May all your eggs come with amazing tits this Tuesday.

Put that apron on BEFORE you fry the bacon.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Put that apron on BEFORE you fry the bacon.

How about you fry the bacon and I watch?

 

[Dalelaw2164]

How about you fry the bacon and I watch?

How good are you at applying burn salve…
I prefer a light touch on my grease burns

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

How good are you at applying burn salve…
I prefer a light touch on my grease burns

I'll be gentle but after bacon...

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I'll be gentle but after bacon...

Agreed. Everything comes AFTER bacon.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ah no... that was a critical error! You have to come to the B&B for tits with your omelets.

Well it seems I purposefully accidentally dropped my eggs on the ground.

Are there reservations still available?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well it seems I purposefully accidentally dropped my eggs on the ground.

Are there reservations still available?

Hmm seems like all the seats are taken but you can have mine if you don't mine me perching on your lap??

 

[Lmizzler]

Hmm seems like all the seats are taken but you can have mine if you don't mine me perching on your lap??

As long as you don’t mind any lumps you might feel in my pants or pockets.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

As long as you don’t mind any lumps you might feel in my pants or pockets.

Not at all. And it appears I'll be applying salve on everyone after breakfast.

 

[Cat]

Not at all. And it appears I'll be applying salve on everyone after breakfast.

Do you also make late lunch... I mean...

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Do you also make late lunch... I mean...

For you? Anything on the menu!

 

[Cat]

For you? Anything on the menu!

I do kinda like the sound of that!!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Beautiful