Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Mr_bogey]

lol, do you ever purposely post pointless body parts or weird things just to laugh at the same standard platitudes? Sure, tell me I am gorgeous as I post my feet in mud or I share my boob with spongebob temporary tattoos, bwaaa. Honestly, I like to see who realizes I am a smartass screwing around and comes back with a smartass comment or at least a "bitches be crazy", "honey, time to put the wine down" or something. eh, I do weird shit in real life too, just to see if people continue with the status quo anyway or call out my weird, see how far I can go. yeah, I am a really bored bitch sometimes.

don't you hate when your pussy keeps photobombing your pictures. I have one that does it way too often.


eh, maybe we were cranky whatever day. side note, I am overly amused by a dude apologizing for being a cunt apparently.

but cunt is a term of endearment too. a better one I think. I like cunt. I'll stand in support of cunt.

I feel I should stand with justa on this. I too like cunt. I will also stand in support of cunt. I'll go further, I'm willing to make a long, hard drive for cunt and do it repeatedly.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Umm, honestly it’s not often that I’m lost for words. You have made my day , your words are exactly how I think of you OP. You’re such a fabulous example of how people should be in an online community. I am super lucky that I found all of you amazing people
And I think I need to change the flower. All I see is butthole now

And that's all we want to see.

 

[Lindi37]

And that's all we want to see.

 

[Mr_bogey]

A morning coffee's worth of digesting the overnight discussions. Interesting points, replying to individual posts of interest is kind of pointless after 7 hours as the conversation has ended.
None the less, I like almost all posts where someone has been a bit creative or put themselves out there. The content obviously but I like to try and put myself in their mindset. What was going through their head when they took this. Why were you excited. I like to try and empathically feel the same.
Sometimes you nail a pic in one go. Most times a few to more. Other times everything is crap.

Oh shit, so my "stream of consciousness" thread catch up posts aren't a turn on? Fuck! 5 years of shitposting down the drain.

 

[missswannie]

Oh shit, so my "stream of consciousness" thread catch up posts aren't a turn on? Fuck! 5 years of shitposting down the drain.

Everything in its own time and place. Shitposting is fun, 50 shitposts in a row is not good audience fun, so people gloss over things.

When Lindi posts one of her famous butthole pics, there is a standing ovation (autocorrect turned that into ovulation, but that's another debate - imagine spontaneous ovulation...) but 50 eye spy's in a row is probably less impact. Mind you, a pure thread of butthole pics would probably get the viewing numbers to save it from moderation.

 

[missswannie]

On the subject of buttholes, cherry blossom anus tattoos are trending in North Asia. I felt that needed to be in here and fair topic.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Everything in its own time and place. Shitposting is fun, 50 shitposts in a row is not good audience fun, so people gloss over things.

When Lindi posts one of her famous butthole pics, there is a standing ovation (autocorrect turned that into ovulation, but that's another debate - imagine spontaneous ovulation...) but 50 eye spy's in a row is probably less impact. Mind you, a pure thread of butthole pics would probably get the viewing numbers to save it from moderation.

Oh yeah, I know it sucks but I'm that special kind of asshole that just can't help himself.
Now if you can do something about getting that butthole thread started.....

 

[draconus_infernus]

On the subject of buttholes, cherry blossom anus tattoos are trending in North Asia. I felt that needed to be in here and fair topic.

Am I the only one who remembers butthole bleaching? It was mainly porn actresses who did it, if I remember correctly.

 

[missswannie]

Am I the only one who remembers butthole bleaching? It was mainly porn actresses who did it, if I remember correctly.

It's still advertised at beauty salons and laser hair removal places, so guess it's current.

I guess some people have darker skin zones than others. Take the hair off it and it might not be as contrasting. But some have thicker and darker labia than others so there has to be some genetic skin toning and colouring chromosomes at work. Pink sacs and dark sacs on blokes?

Whatever makes you happy in life and it's your own decision...

 

[SiFi]

Morning peeps, late for work again, own boss so at least I hope I don't fire me !
So to get the pic ratio back Lazy git

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Morning peeps, late for work again, own boss so at least I hope I don't fire me !
So to get the pic ratio back Lazy git

So glad to see at least one of us has his priorities straight!
Love,
Thom

 

[Joxlrg]

Morning peeps, late for work again, own boss so at least I hope I don't fire me !
So to get the pic ratio back Lazy git

Well if they catch you naked in the office at least you will be clean shaven

 

[positiveflirt]

On the subject of buttholes, cherry blossom anus tattoos are trending in North Asia. I felt that needed to be in here and fair topic.

Finally, I'm on trend!

 

[Lmizzler]

Good morning beautiful people. Had a great start to my day here and expecting even more awesomeness as the day goes on.

https://imgur.com/a/3Ber4H0

 

[Lmizzler]

So I really wanted to reply to @SassySheDevil and @Lindi37 and all the others that were talking last night but it just wasn’t in the cards.
So I’ll summarize quickly by saying,

1. Thanks for the open dialogue about this.
2. Be willing to put yourself out there just a little bit and be vulnerable.
3. Recognize you are probably your worst critic.
4. Don’t over think it and have some fun.
5. Don’t let anyone else force you into doing something you don’t want.
6. Smile!

Now back to the gratuitous pictures of feet in the mud, SpongeBob temp-tattooed boobs, and various other body parts as @Justadesperatewifeandmom referenced.

 

[Awaywego]

Late getting up, but it was 36 out so cold again. Will catch up the day after doctor, I have to see what the heck is up with my back..70 degrees later so maybe some beach time. Enjoy your day, evening, or night wherever your world is..

 

[SiFi]

So I really wanted to reply to @SassySheDevil and @Lindi37 and all the others that were talking last night but it just wasn’t in the cards.
So I’ll summarize quickly by saying,

1. Thanks for the open dialogue about this.
2. Be willing to put yourself out there just a little bit and be vulnerable.
3. Recognize you are probably your worst critic.
4. Don’t over think it and have some fun.
5. Don’t let anyone else force you into doing something you don’t want.
6. Smile!

Now back to the gratuitous pictures of feet in the mud, SpongeBob temp-tattooed boobs, and various other body parts as @Justadesperatewifeandmom referenced.

Well said

 

[Lmizzler]

Well said

Thanks.
Now back to your happy picture posting!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Movie Stars? You mean like this guy?
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I agree. You look nothing like him.

Hey how did you get a picture of my face????

Morning peeps, late for work again, own boss so at least I hope I don't fire me !
So to get the pic ratio back Lazy git

looks comfy enough to stay in bed all day

Good morning beautiful people. Had a great start to my day here and expecting even more awesomeness as the day goes on.

https://imgur.com/a/3Ber4H0

This looks like a southern novel.

5. Don’t let anyone else force you into doing something you don’t want.

Like dick helicopters? Oh wait, you actually really wanted to do it...

 

[Lmizzler]

This looks like a southern novel.

You’d think that even more if you could see my entire coffee mug. It’s a John Deere mug.

Like dick helicopters? Oh wait, you actually really wanted to do it...

Sometimes the peer pressure gets to @Lindi37 and I and we do ridiculous remarkable and regrettable rememberable things.

 

[missswannie]

In support of last night's theme, the hand is not that much more than your big toys. From a repetitive character in Adam Sandler movies, "You can do it"

Also the Krispy Kreme - KY colab. If you can't get him to lick your bum with that then he's a lost cause.

 

[zach20092]

In support of last night's theme, the hand is not that much more than your big toys. From a repetitive character in Adam Sandler movies, "You can do it"

Also the Krispy Kreme - KY colab. If you can't get him to lick your bum with that then he's a lost cause.

You don't need the ky to get my tongue in an arse!!

 

[Joxlrg]

In support of last night's theme, the hand is not that much more than your big toys. From a repetitive character in Adam Sandler movies, "You can do it"

Also the Krispy Kreme - KY colab. If you can't get him to lick your bum with that then he's a lost cause.

That's My Aussie Beaut right there !!!

 

[draconus_infernus]

In support of last night's theme, the hand is not that much more than your big toys. From a repetitive character in Adam Sandler movies, "You can do it"

Also the Krispy Kreme - KY colab. If you can't get him to lick your bum with that then he's a lost cause.

Does anyone wonder what other intelligent life in the universe would think about humans and our fetishes? I mean, think about it this way.

Alien 1: “What are they doing now?”

Alien 2: “The male is spreading some sort of liquid around the female’s anus. And now he’s licking it off. It appears to have the flavor of one of their sugary confections.”

Alien 1: “So, in effect…”

Alien 2: “Confirmed. He’s eating her ass.”

Alien 1: “We should be distributing this on the galactic extranet! The mating practices of humans would make us rich!”

 

[Trubbycat]

Does anyone wonder what other intelligent life in the universe would think about humans and our fetishes? I mean, think about it this way.

Alien 1: “What are they doing now?”

Alien 2: “The male is spreading some sort of liquid around the female’s anus. And now he’s licking it off. It appears to have the flavor of one of their sugary confections.”

Alien 1: “So, in effect…”

Alien 2: “Confirmed. He’s eating her ass.”

Alien 1: “We should be distributing this on the galactic extranet! The mating practices of humans would make us rich!”

Would they consider this bestiality...?