Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sometimes I can't help but laugh at these. A woman simply has to show a heel, or a calf, or a thigh and she is suddenly the best thing ever. Those pictures that you struggle to make out what body part that is, and yet the guys are falling all over themselves to tell her she is gorgeous.

lol, do you ever purposely post pointless body parts or weird things just to laugh at the same standard platitudes? Sure, tell me I am gorgeous as I post my feet in mud or I share my boob with spongebob temporary tattoos, bwaaa. Honestly, I like to see who realizes I am a smartass screwing around and comes back with a smartass comment or at least a "bitches be crazy", "honey, time to put the wine down" or something. eh, I do weird shit in real life too, just to see if people continue with the status quo anyway or call out my weird, see how far I can go. yeah, I am a really bored bitch sometimes.

I was going to post a piccy of me washing the dishes again this time wearing a little more, but one of my cats decided it would be a better pic with her in it !!!
So we can all have a giggle at my outtake.
I having a shower later, let me know if you want me to see that , minus the cat !!!!

https://imgur.com/fCmPTYM

don't you hate when your pussy keeps photobombing your pictures. I have one that does it way too often.

I apologise for calling the other thread the mean thread.
This is my issue, not anything to do with them

I'm sorry I've been such a cunt to people today

eh, maybe we were cranky whatever day. side note, I am overly amused by a dude apologizing for being a cunt apparently.

Can we use twat? Cunt is so harsh. Twat is like a term of endearment.

but cunt is a term of endearment too. a better one I think. I like cunt. I'll stand in support of cunt.

 

[Mei5ter]

lol, do you ever purposely post pointless body parts or weird things just to laugh at the same standard platitudes? Sure, tell me I am gorgeous as I post my feet in mud or I share my boob with spongebob temporary tattoos, bwaaa. Honestly, I like to see who realizes I am a smartass screwing around and comes back with a smartass comment or at least a "bitches be crazy", "honey, time to put the wine down" or something. eh, I do weird shit in real life too, just to see if people continue with the status quo anyway or call out my weird, see how far I can go. yeah, I am a really bored bitch sometimes.

Okay. Everyone cut/paste the word Stunning into a PM and bomb Justa's inbox in 3.....2......1.....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I know it's different in the UK and territories, but to American ears it's like the most verboten thing to say to or about a woman. I like twat or pussy.

but that is why it is a term of endearment in the US too. It is a bond when you can call each other a cunt when being a cunt and no one flips their shit.

 

[CthuluLives]

I'll stand in support of cunt.

Is 23:15 here, this officially wins my quote/line of the day

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I figured you for an Orchid or Sabrewulf kinda gal. Oh and soft shell or hard for those tacos?

I am coordination challenged. Like you know those people who possess that special skill to trip on air. That is me. Cinder had the most moves and most power and most combos based on toward and back. I am an equal opportunist when I comes to tacos. I try to find the good everywhere. oops food everywhere. I try to find the food everywhere.

 

[CthuluLives]

I know it's different in the UK and territories, but to American ears it's like the most verboten thing to say to or about a woman. I like twat or pussy.

Twat or pussy have no effect or emphasis. In Scotland you'd be called a pussy for using words like that!

And when ur in heat, passions flowing, the sex is real good, you know what I'm talking about, pussy is never the word used in that moment. When the sex is raw, savage even, the word is cunt. Is only ever cunt. Any other word in that moment takes away from the moment itself.

Does that make sense to anyone? It does in my head anyway!

 

[kdunn762012]

I am coordination challenged. Like you know those people who possess that special skill to trip on air. That is me. Cinder had the most moves and most power and most combos based on toward and back. I am an equal opportunist when I comes to tacos. I try to find the good everywhere. oops food everywhere. I try to find the food everywhere.

Right on. So just tacos, any tacos. And I'll even let you win though I'm not expecting any ultra combos.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Okay. Everyone cut/paste the word Stunning into a PM and bomb Justa's inbox in 3.....2......1.....

sigh, and yet, somehow, my favorite messages never contain the word stunning. But now that a I think about it, a high amount of my favorites contain the word "cunt". Also "go fuck yourself".

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Right on. So just tacos, any tacos. And I'll even let you win though I'm not expecting any ultra combos.

you have to let me win sometimes, but can't let me win all the time. If I never win, I get frustrated. If I never lose, it is too easy and I get bored. Delicate balance.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Twat or pussy have no effect or emphasis. In Scotland you'd be called a pussy for using words like that!

And when ur in heat, passions flowing, the sex is real good, you know what I'm talking about, pussy is never the word used in that moment. When the sex is raw, savage even, the word is cunt. Is only ever cunt. Any other word in that moment takes away from the moment itself.

Does that make sense to anyone? It does in my head anyway!

I totally get it, but I am also vulgar as fuck so.....

 

[Lindi37]

@Lindi37 i was going to respond to one of your posts but i lost it and i think it fits here... youve always been one of my favorite posters here. Not just because of your pictures but because you seem like a genuinely good person. And thats worth more than all your hot looks. Often by the time i scroll the thread, your picture has turned into a flower (or butthole? ), but your beauty is still here in the comments.

Umm, honestly it’s not often that I’m lost for words. You have made my day , your words are exactly how I think of you OP. You’re such a fabulous example of how people should be in an online community. I am super lucky that I found all of you amazing people
And I think I need to change the flower. All I see is butthole now

 

[Bry1313]

I missed more discussion than I can catch up with so I’ll share what it’s like to go for a run in Minnesota in April.

You wear shorts and get sweaty, but you dodge ice and snow, and you get to see leg.

https://imgur.com/a/kVySRlb

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

When I went out to feed the animals my dog took off chasing something. I realized it was a wild bunny. We have a ton of them floating around. I couldn't help but laugh at her attempt to catch the bunny on Easter. My husband came walking outside as I was yelling "Do not kill the bunny on Easter damn it!!" Thankfully they are fast little things, but if you've ever seen a German shepherd run. It is slightly terrifying.

I have a German shepherd!!! I’m glad no bunnies died on Easter. That would have been……. Sacrilegious

 

[Crankbait88]

I guess I will say this. As I've aged, my idea of beauty has changed, as I'm sure most if yours has as well. In my younger days, it was about the taut lithe body of the opposite sex, and her mind had no bearing on anything to me.

Now that I am on the downhill side of things, the mind is the sexiest thing about a woman to me, her form and figure come in second. As as for that form and figure, I enjoy meat on the bones, I enjoy the sag of her breasts, and I especially love the creases around her lips and eyes as a woman laughs.

Lord knows, I'm no Adonis myself, far from it. I just hope women see past my flaws as well.

 

[Lindi37]

I guess I will say this. As I've aged, my idea of beauty has changed, as I'm sure most if yours has as well. In my younger days, it was about the taut lithe body of the opposite sex, and her mind had no bearing on anything to me.

Now that I am on the downhill side of things, the mind is the sexiest thing about a woman to me, her form and figure come in second. As as for that form and figure, I enjoy meat on the bones, I enjoy the sag of her breasts, and I especially love the creases around her lips and eyes as a woman laughs.

Lord knows, I'm no Adonis myself, far from it. I just hope women see past my flaws as well.

I see your name and thinking to myself ‘He better not have been born in 88 and speaking like that!’

 

[Trubbycat]

We're all imperfect. Most of us can admit it. I also admit that when I return later tonight I am in a mood to play.

 

[Crankbait88]

I see your name and thinking to myself ‘He better not have been born in 88 and speaking like that!’

1888 possibly...

 

[Lindi37]

I missed more discussion than I can catch up with so I’ll share what it’s like to go for a run in Minnesota in April.

You wear shorts and get sweaty, but you dodge ice and snow, and you get to see leg.

https://imgur.com/a/kVySRlb

Great pic there Bry. Good work on the run

 

[kdunn762012]

you have to let me win sometimes, but can't let me win all the time. If I never win, I get frustrated. If I never lose, it is too easy and I get bored. Delicate balance.

Delicate balance..... you can call me Mr. Equilibrium. Can't have myself on your bad side. Though admittedly I have yet to see a bad side.

 

[SassySheDevil]

oops. I came back to 22 notifications. My apologies if I missed something.

i find that you always have something interesting to say. Thanks for today's picture and your thoughts.

None of us look like movie stars and i think we learn to be more accepting of oursleves when we stop looking at the movie stars and assuming thats the standard and actually concentrate on the inner and outter beauty of real people.

@Lindi37 i was going to respond to one of your posts but i lost it and i think it fits here... youve always been one of my favorite posters here. Not just because of your pictures but because you seem like a genuinely good person. And thats worth more than all your hot looks. Often by the time i scroll the thread, your picture has turned into a flower (or butthole? ), but your beauty is still here in the comments.

Thank you OP. Several years ago, I had a thread that was mostly geared towards women, but wanted men to be included and it was supposed to be an uplifting type thread. Highlighting our flaws and learning to accept them. Give others the support they needed and offer up words of encouragement. It started off well. but fizzled pretty fast when I became the only one posting in it. But it was fun while it lasted. @missswannie and @Indiesoul even gave me a picture for the little cover photo I made.
I like seeing women lifting one another up vs competing.

lol, do you ever purposely post pointless body parts or weird things just to laugh at the same standard platitudes? Sure, tell me I am gorgeous as I post my feet in mud or I share my boob with spongebob temporary tattoos, bwaaa. Honestly, I like to see who realizes I am a smartass screwing around and comes back with a smartass comment or at least a "bitches be crazy", "honey, time to put the wine down" or something. eh, I do weird shit in real life too, just to see if people continue with the status quo anyway or call out my weird, see how far I can go. yeah, I am a really bored bitch sometimes.

don't you hate when your pussy keeps photobombing your pictures. I have one that does it way too often.


eh, maybe we were cranky whatever day. side note, I am overly amused by a dude apologizing for being a cunt apparently.

but cunt is a term of endearment too. a better one I think. I like cunt. I'll stand in support of cunt.

I have before. I admit it was cause I was being a shit after watching guys go nuts over a body part I couldn't even make out.

but that is why it is a term of endearment in the US too. It is a bond when you can call each other a cunt when being a cunt and no one flips their shit.

I admit that until several years ago, I hated the word cunt. Now. It depends on how it's used. In a sexual way. Yes. Just being called a cunt. Not as much.
I know many women who still don't find it a good thing.
On a site like this. I think it takes on a much sexier meaning. out in the everyday world. Not as much.

I guess I will say this. As I've aged, my idea of beauty has changed, as I'm sure most if yours has as well. In my younger days, it was about the taut lithe body of the opposite sex, and her mind had no bearing on anything to me.

Now that I am on the downhill side of things, the mind is the sexiest thing about a woman to me, her form and figure come in second. As as for that form and figure, I enjoy meat on the bones, I enjoy the sag of her breasts, and I especially love the creases around her lips and eyes as a woman laughs.

Lord knows, I'm no Adonis myself, far from it. I just hope women see past my flaws as well.

Mine has too. Younger me was much more vain. Looks meant more. Older me realizes all the things I used to be picky about are things I enjoy now. I used to like clean chests. Not hairy. Now I realize hairy is soft and warm and fun to run my fingers through. Young me liked the hard bodies. Old me wants to cuddle with squishy guys.
I also care way more about a personality because I know looks fade. Boy did mine! I want the fun guy. The guy who can laugh and be silly at his own expense. The sweet one.
I think that is something I enjoy about online. You often times meet the person before knowing what they look like. So, you get to know them as a person and not a body. Part of why I like seeing a fully dressed picture before I see the cock. I would much rather say I met the person before their cock.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Younger me was much more vain. Looks meant more. Older me realizes all the things I used to be picky about are things I enjoy now. I used to like clean chests. Not hairy. Now I realize hairy is soft and warm and fun to run my fingers through. Young me liked the hard bodies. Old me wants to cuddle with squishy guys.
I also care way more about a personality because I know looks fade. Boy did mine! I want the fun guy. The guy who can laugh and be silly at his own expense. The sweet one.
I think that is something I enjoy about online. You often times meet the person before knowing what they look like. So, you get to know them as a person and not a body. Part of why I like seeing a fully dressed picture before I see the cock. I would much rather say I met the person before their cock.

All. Of. This.

 

[missswannie]

A morning coffee's worth of digesting the overnight discussions. Interesting points, replying to individual posts of interest is kind of pointless after 7 hours as the conversation has ended.
None the less, I like almost all posts where someone has been a bit creative or put themselves out there. The content obviously but I like to try and put myself in their mindset. What was going through their head when they took this. Why were you excited. I like to try and empathically feel the same.
Sometimes you nail a pic in one go. Most times a few to more. Other times everything is crap.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Good night everyone! I was in bed nice and early this evening... getting my sleeping hours in. but our little man had different plans. As he really needed some consoling in the middle of the night (there was a ladybug on his stuffed rabbit, imagine the panic )
Anyway, just read up on a few hours worth of wholesome posts and I have to say, I keep living the good bones of this wonderful thread. Lays just keep appreciating eachother bodies and we'll all be fine.
Love,
Thom

 

[Mr_bogey]

i find that you always have something interesting to say. Thanks for today's picture and your thoughts.

None of us look like movie stars and i think we learn to be more accepting of oursleves when we stop looking at the movie stars and assuming thats the standard and actually concentrate on the inner and outter beauty of real people.

@Lindi37 i was going to respond to one of your posts but i lost it and i think it fits here... youve always been one of my favorite posters here. Not just because of your pictures but because you seem like a genuinely good person. And thats worth more than all your hot looks. Often by the time i scroll the thread, your picture has turned into a flower (or butthole? ), but your beauty is still here in the comments.

Movie Stars? You mean like this guy?


I agree. You look nothing like him.

 

[draconus_infernus]

A morning coffee's worth of digesting the overnight discussions. Interesting points, replying to individual posts of interest is kind of pointless after 7 hours as the conversation has ended.
None the less, I like almost all posts where someone has been a bit creative or put themselves out there. The content obviously but I like to try and put myself in their mindset. What was going through their head when they took this. Why were you excited. I like to try and empathically feel the same.
Sometimes you nail a pic in one go. Most times a few to more. Other times everything is crap.

That’s a good mindset to have.

When I started my first thread way back when, I tried to be creative, but when the imagination refused to cooperate and I felt like I had to post something, I defaulted to dick pics.

Nowadays, it’s rare when I post one of those. I did do full frontal Fridays for a while, but that was a full body shot and not a dick pic.

Honestly, I know I’m not nearly as endowed as some dudes here are, and I really don’t want to wind up feeling inadequate because my brain likes to be a bully and lie to me (hooray for depression and anxiety). These days I like trying to play around with color, shadow, and composition more. And if I can’t figure out something fun, I just don’t post anything. I don’t make myself feel like I have to post something, anything, for reasons even I don’t understand.